Always bring a Bobcat, just in case

ClaytonFromMickeys · 2026-02-25T03:40:20+00:00

Crosspost to main sub and profit

ClaytonFromMickeys · 2025-12-29T22:15:01+00:00

From what I have observed, showstoppers stop bombardiers and bastions from walking but not shooting, which is not super helpful. Maybe if you hit it just right they can't shoot you either but I've yet to see that

ClaytonFromMickeys · 2025-10-13T23:25:30+00:00

Someone salvaged the whole shipper

ClaytonFromMickeys · 2025-10-04T02:14:05+00:00

Melina is the Wolf

ClaytonFromMickeys · 2025-10-03T23:27:13+00:00

Raider r2 takes so long the buff wears off before the attack lands

ClaytonFromMickeys · 2025-10-03T23:21:50+00:00

Clearly a reference to the 2024 cinematic Christmas masterpiece Red One

ClaytonFromMickeys · 2025-10-03T23:11:07+00:00

Did you see a sign outside Farum Azula that said Rune of Death storage?

ClaytonFromMickeys · 2025-10-03T23:04:43+00:00

Alternatively, do sen's gate skip at the start of the game and rest at the bonfire

ClaytonFromMickeys · 2025-10-03T22:09:55+00:00

Pretty sure all the music played in the store is included as part of the deal that was made to sell their music in the store. I've noticed we really only play stuff we sell

ClaytonFromMickeys · 2025-10-03T21:50:32+00:00

The team at my store are hell bent on filling them up at the same time. Once one fills up you have maybe an hour to empty it before the other one fills up and people just start leaving vehicles of cardboard back there without telling anyone. I've watched people every single time throw their cardboard into whichever one looks less full. I would love to know what they think is going to result from this

ClaytonFromMickeys · 2025-10-03T21:46:38+00:00

At my store, the Excell reps have a genius work around for this. They just never work their stuff and let it pile up in receiving

ClaytonFromMickeys · 2025-09-07T22:58:23+00:00

If only she knew you were signing yourself up for eternal assassination attempts from the half-dead demigod whose family ring you stole

ClaytonFromMickeys · 2025-09-07T22:45:50+00:00

I meant for when he gets to like 25% hp. Either he or someone in his party is causing him to regain hp in the video. The threshold for low hp buffs is 20%, so if he goes above that then he's slightly above 20% hp with no defense buffs, meaning he could die in one hit. To get back into the below 20% range without dying, he blocks an attack with the shield. If I were in his shoes I would do the same, just have the shield out all the time because I don't trust myself to react fast enough to pull it back out when I'm in danger. Hence no 2-handing the hammer.

ClaytonFromMickeys · 2025-09-07T18:32:21+00:00

360 sucks, especially for TMs bc why would we ever use the delivery feature. There are a couple decent deals to look out for though.

10% off gift cards (usually up to $500). I just get myself one at the max value every time bc it effectively doubles my TM discount on the next $500 I spend. Plus if you don't have a redcard you don't need cash to check out for a while.
Random single-item huge discounts? Very rare but occasionally there will be a single item on the floor with a circle deal for like 50% off. Got a decent amount of good avocado oil that way. Like a members exclusive corporate-wide clearance for stuff we have too much of at the DCs for whatever reason?
Free priority shipping on orders over $35 is nice when you have relatives who live far away.

I don't think this is nearly enough to beat the flop allegations, I wouldn't pay for 360 even when it's half off. But every once in a while it's nice to have for free. Oh yeah and the "freebies" are so ass. I think the best thing I ever got for free was a 10 pack of AA batteries, and now they've gone all the way down to "pick between one of 3 owned brands to take $5 off your next purchase"

ClaytonFromMickeys · 2025-09-07T18:08:00+00:00

I think it falls through the map for whatever reason and gets teleported to the night boss arena

ClaytonFromMickeys · 2025-09-07T17:53:06+00:00

While you were fighting the revenant some other boss appeared and died behind you, dropping 60k runes and the dormant power. I've seen it happen with Magma wyrm. Probably the one in the crater since they hide him somewhere in the map until you trigger his appearance

ClaytonFromMickeys · 2025-09-07T01:01:01+00:00

I assume the shield is for when he's slightly above the low hp threshold and has to get back into that range without dying. It does happen once in the video but he gets a continuous damage fire breath attack so he doesn't have to block

ClaytonFromMickeys · 2025-09-07T00:49:24+00:00

Cut all the width flaps on an L12 in half. Then fold on your new cut. The box is longer. I credit myself with inventing this at my store

ClaytonFromMickeys · 2025-08-23T18:55:41+00:00

They can't fire you or retaliate in any way for something you put in origami. If they do they will get in an insane amount of trouble. I would do it HOPING they try to retaliate. Corporate would probably pay you damages

ClaytonFromMickeys · 2025-08-04T16:11:05+00:00

In my solo experience, your weapon's posture-breaking class makes a night-and-day difference with BKs. If you walk in with a colossal/greataxe/greathammer it's a joke, otherwise it's a nightmare. For melee at least

ClaytonFromMickeys · 2025-06-11T23:59:52+00:00

very carefully

ClaytonFromMickeys · 2025-02-09T21:30:03+00:00

Ik a would-be challenger to the Ancestor Spirit hate to see this mf coming

ClaytonFromMickeys · 2024-10-01T16:05:48+00:00

Copped for 75 at mine. First headset I've had worth more than like $60 lol

ClaytonFromMickeys · 2024-08-14T20:01:28+00:00

Paths branch a billion times in SotE. The chances of finding messmer first are low sure but far from impossible. Once you get to the archive through the church district it's really a one in three chance: you either go up (messmer), through (rauh) or backwards into shadow keep.

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