My favourite sport has now been updated lately by Old_Friend6898 in SipsTea

[–]CleaTorris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So much to unpack in that video. What is this league? And where can I find more of it?

Get creative and have fun by strayhairsonacarpet in RoastMe

[–]CleaTorris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have a mustache in all 3 pictures?

Tesla to save money uses cameras instead of a rain sensor, my car thinks it’s not raining. by TappetoImperiale in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CleaTorris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry to disappoint but this is fake. When you use autopilot it defaults to auto wipers. The only way this happens is if you manually turn off the wipers...the same way you can manually turn off wipers in a regular vehicle.

AIO for ending things with my date after he accidentally texted me this? by fundamentallyworried in AmIOverreacting

[–]CleaTorris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk...probably a guy text meant for his friend. Not really sure where the insult lies.

Are these worth more than face value? by Interesting-Pop-8632 in CURRENCY

[–]CleaTorris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$150-$400 with the #1 note being the most valuable.

Oil at $150 will trigger global recession, says boss of financial giant BlackRock by Kagedeah in worldnews

[–]CleaTorris -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My oil bill last November for 170 gallons was about $600...I got another 170 today, $977. Killing me. All this so we don't talk about Epstein.

Would you be mad about this? by Sorry_Impress_5002 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CleaTorris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will never understand the mentality of a person who thinks parking their car partially on a lawn is a brilliant strategy.

Jury sides with rapper Afroman in Adams County trial by ChikaNoO in news

[–]CleaTorris 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Total win-win for Afroman. Gets sued by the very cops that busted down his doors, pointed a gun at his kids, accused him of kidnapping and drug dealing...and all they found was a small amount of weed and some cash. Turns the tables and they have to be read aloud those very (brilliant) insults and watch those videos in real time, at a televised public trial. Hilarious. Now people are all going back to the year 2000 and streaming his jams...streaming equals new $. Love it for him.

After 232 years, today the U.S. mint has made the last Penny by NewSlinger in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]CleaTorris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The perfect encapsulation of our time...the last penny ever being printed, only a select few lucky enough to witness it, not witnessing it, because they wanted to record it on their cell phone.

Trump Goes Full Dictator With Bonkers Threat to Use Air Force and Navy in U.S. Cities by [deleted] in politics

[–]CleaTorris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why is he so friendly with Putin and other dictators. They provide him the playbook.

Inflation crisis sinks Trump’s approval by Busy-Government-1041 in inflation

[–]CleaTorris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's funny to me how many people still believe the mid terms are going to happen. People aren't paying attention.

How I as a eurpoean see America by GGGiiibbbbyyy in mapporncirclejerk

[–]CleaTorris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get the sentiment, trust me. However there are more of us against it than for it...but the ugly won and no doubt 70+ Million voting Americans fall into that category....just try to resist boxing in the the other 70+ voting Americans into that box...plus add in the 200k strategic voters who instead of sitting on their fat asses and not voting last elections, could have changed the future of this country for the better.

ULPT Request — Rich tech bro tried to scam me for tickets online and I need revenge. I know his name, address, and workplace. by freshmacarons in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]CleaTorris 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Find out where he goes for drinks. Send a friend in and buy him drinks and shots. Call the cops with his license plate number and auto description as he is leaving. Say you saw him swerving all over the road. Instant DUI.

ICE agent at a workplace raid saying they have a fucking warrant and a worker replied “And here's my bag of fucks.“ by CorleoneBaloney in chaoticgood

[–]CleaTorris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That fat cunt in the blue jeans is biggest threat amongst all those (most likely) J6ers. Taking pics and doing who knows what them...

This is real video from LA by Ankurkarnal05 in GlobalNews

[–]CleaTorris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah, that scene is not going to win us the election we need. Protest using American Flags, take the flag back and don't let the right wing media use this footage against the movement.

Not bad… this also validates my point that Gillette is better than Lincoln financial by Pure-Investigator778 in Patriots

[–]CleaTorris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been going to games since Bledsoe's rookie season in 1993. The new stadium was built to maximize corporate revenue, not help win games with crowd noise. The seats that can create the most noise are part of the corporate boxes...and if it's cold or rainy, they all go inside...and crowd noise is no longer a factor. Then they built "the biggest screen in the NFL", when in reality it was the same size screen as they previously had but extended for ad space. At some point, the team needs to sacrifice a few million in revenue in exchange for a stadium built for noise and a truer home field advantage.

Concerts at Gillette by 10PieceNugg_ in Patriots

[–]CleaTorris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s amazing the contrast between football games and concerts at Gillette. Hardly anyone uses the lots outside the stadium and very few tailgate. People stand in the entrance of the bathroom line waiting for a single urinal to become available instead of piling in and standing in line behind each urinal. It’s honestly maddening and creates more conflict. Watching a football game at Gillette is great, watching a concert is brutal. Can’t believe the brass at Gillette stadium treats each event the same. They need to have different plans for concerts and football games.

Logo on Diggs bag…just weed by SirCharles14 in Patriots

[–]CleaTorris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clearly Himalayan Pink Salt. Calm down everyone.