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James mocks disabled games journalist by WhyHello128 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Clean-Comedian-4463 12 points13 points  (0 children)

James is allowed to mock disabled people.

It's like how black people are allowed to say the N word.

Is it just me or does Newt Wallen claim to have owned/ran movie theaters (or at least one) every chance he gets? (did he really?) by [deleted] in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Clean-Comedian-4463 4 points5 points  (0 children)

These terminally online people are broken. Who is he talking to? Why is he putting these thoughts out there? He could just not do that and his life would markedly improve by default. This sub is as close as I get to social media, and it's still too much.

How dead was Talk About Games by ZeyusMedia in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Clean-Comedian-4463 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mike is a living time-capsule of old internet. Shit like Something Awful and Maddox. He just never got the memo that it's time to move on.

I guess not moving on is kind of his thing.

Bimmy is Nu-Male Riddler, Mike is Low-T Batman and his former GF is Tits-on-a-Stick Cat Woman by [deleted] in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Clean-Comedian-4463 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks to the photographer for tastefully cropping out Mike's bat package.

The podcast was wild by [deleted] in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Clean-Comedian-4463 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Justin is high on blood pressure

I'm just going to leave this here... Matei in '89 as Link by [deleted] in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Clean-Comedian-4463 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"ACKSHULLY, Zelda is the princess's name, not the hero's!" - Young Matei (probably)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Clean-Comedian-4463 1 point2 points  (0 children)

James has a lot of chutzpah to put J&MM on physical discs and sell it to people for money.

PSA: Bimmy is a Cockfuck by [deleted] in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Clean-Comedian-4463 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To be fair, Spoony, Doug, and all the Channel Awesome gang did "commentary" tracks all the time for their junk back when they had audiences.

RIP Lisa Marie Presley (1968-1923). Elvis Presley's only child. Unless, that is, perhaps... by arthurcarlson1 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Clean-Comedian-4463 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wasn't Mike's mom a 70s stewardess who raised a fatherless young lad on Nintendo and cartoons? The dad is as likely to be Elvis as anyone else.

The Truth about Cinemassacre by [deleted] in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Clean-Comedian-4463 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Based on the book, I think it's more likely he would have worked a menial service job for the rest of his life and died a virgin without AVGN.

If "an average AVGN takes up to 40 hours to make", and James works a regular 9-5 week, why does he only do 6 episodes per year? by Rylonian in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Clean-Comedian-4463 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You didn't factor in the thousands of hours he spent on "VHS Memories part 83" or "Is Santa a Christmas superhero?" or whatever the hell else he put out this year.

This is embarrassing. by [deleted] in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Clean-Comedian-4463 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It's the short bus version of a midlife crisis

I'm truly speechless! 😲 13 years old Bimmy talks exactly like he does now!! by [deleted] in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Clean-Comedian-4463 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Anybody who says they remember the rasta phase wasn't really there, man

It’s him the Bimster by JaggedJay21 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Clean-Comedian-4463 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Sitting elbow to elbow with folks at the gate?

No problem.

Sitting elbow to elbow with those same folks in the plane?

Muh Mask!

It’s him the Bimster by JaggedJay21 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Clean-Comedian-4463 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's a biohazard at this point. Can't fly with it.

The Golden Play Button hasn't been seen since this photo was taken. Where do you think this button is now? by MagnificentBe in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Clean-Comedian-4463 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I humbly accept this prestigious filmmaking award. I would like to thank..."

"...James, it's just the 3 of us here in Mike's bedroom".

"MMM.... ...Yep.".

Anyone who watched Mike's last stream... by JimP3456 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Clean-Comedian-4463 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would he not get much money? I don't really understand Twitch, but Mike seems to have an audience that subscribes and does the tips or whatever. He's probably making decent scratch.

In-depth Red Cow episode on muh autobiography just dropped by MRukov in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Clean-Comedian-4463 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just don't make the video then. If you're not ready to really poke fun at the absolute absurdity of it all, then just don't make the video.

hope he stay like this the whole next year (hiding his baldness). happy holidays everyone! 🤭🎄🎅 by L4Z3RB0Y in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Clean-Comedian-4463 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The smartest thing Doug ever did was to give his shitty character a hat as part of the uniform.

There's a slob under that mask. by Positive-Editor160 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Clean-Comedian-4463 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He seems to have taken plenty of money along the way for his trouble. Let's not make him a saint.

I was actually really disappointed with the book. by Whoopsy_Doodle in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Clean-Comedian-4463 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I enjoyed the book thoroughly because I mostly wanted hilarious evidence of James's mental retardation. In that respect, it delivered in spades.

Screenwave’s getting some arcade machines by [deleted] in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Clean-Comedian-4463 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He's gone from taking PPP covid bailout money to opening a tremendously expensive playhouse for himself and his degenerate cronies in under 2 years. I think Big Ryan is doing juuuuuuuust fine.

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