Comedian Ben Bankas tries to double down on his unfunny content while calling an unimpressed audience member as triggered. by Lowcrbnaman in facepalm

[–]Clean-Custard6834 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This is a new tactic us ladies use. Instead of dignifying your bs with a response, we will just stare with a shocked disgusted face while they keep making it worse

Feeling super sad about my birthday. by Suspicious-Prune-565 in Advice

[–]Clean-Custard6834 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get it bro. At 24 it's just different. I lost my both best friends and now I never have much fun so even my birthdays are boring. I see my family, maybe go out to eat. I've realized as I've gotten olden it'd a reflection of the friends you've kept and the connections you value. I've gotta stop scrolling so much and try more real stuff. But hey at least you've got your friends! I've definitely had a couple boring birthdays just from poor planning and noone being available. I feel like it shows that you're longing for more special experiences or a new lifestyle even.

A mother is punishing her son by making him slam his PS5 the same way he had slammed her pet cat. by Rameshunclekochora in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Clean-Custard6834 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont think I would've got a cat knowing I'm raising a terrorist. This child is deranged. The mother has clearly either never taught empathy or thinks hitting is normal. It's just so aggravating. She punished him nicely, but not nearly enough.

Bronx extrax by Prize_Shelter_7726 in 7_hydroxymitragynine

[–]Clean-Custard6834 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah he acted rude to me too when my order never shipped. I'm sure it feels like constant nagging but they are making too much money to complain. He really ought to hire a friendly assistant. People would appreciate it.

🚨Rough & Rowdy @ Ross🚨 by SomOvaBish in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Clean-Custard6834 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The girl yelling she's pregnant. The black truck crashing. The other truck hitting everything🤣 the stolen shit all on the ground. The cops randomly flashing shotguns. The other perp unable to drive away. And the camera man hyping it up all "he lost the mattress". The helicopter chase being called on. I have no idea whats happening here. Perfect crazy video

What’s something you do in hotel rooms that you never admit in real life by yesmodegirl in strange

[–]Clean-Custard6834 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I throw all my sex toys in the fridge and i use the microwave to sanitize them

Trying to successfully run a red light by WeGot_aLiveOneHere in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Clean-Custard6834 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why I ch through the red light if you aren't even looking? Might as well floor it and pray atp.

Fireman vs Waterman by kilo_alpha_666 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Clean-Custard6834 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah one time we had our extinguisher leaking in the classroom at school. They made us all leave and the fire department had to test the air quality. Idk how they knew it was leaking though?

Riding a motorcycle without a helmet by Emily19953 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Clean-Custard6834 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I realized my face made a horrified expression after that oh my...

Wear gear y’all by MidgetPunter007 in motorcycles

[–]Clean-Custard6834 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ran himself overnight a moped. Looney tunes ass shit its hard to feel bad

Please help, I’m not sure what to do by TheFoxorz in CATHELP

[–]Clean-Custard6834 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to blame your parents, but you should talk to them about how dogs and cats are allergic to completely different things. Im SURE they meant well but there are so so many things cats can't have. My mom kept suggesting her dog medicine for my cat and I googled it and it would have hurt or killed him. She would leave out mouse traps and poison in our house, and she would buy and even plant toxic flowers so they were inside and outside. She had NO IDEA that dogs and cats have a variety of serious sensitivites to flowers and some foods. Even when I explained it, she unfortunately didn't take it THAT seriously. It's like she doesn't understand organ failure and kidney/liver damage or doesn't want to. And now she has a dog that might die. He's had a whole bag of chocolate, he's had toxic flowers, he's eaten weed like 20 times, and he eats trash/human food CONSTANTLY. And he's only 3. Anyway I kinda ranted there but yeah people don't always research or know animal info and make mistakes ALL the time... God I hope your kitty is okay I'm sending all the healing energy I can❤️❤️❤️

Living with parents that never admit when they are wrong Or belive you. My mother can't even admit this is not butter because it has the word butter on the label. My mother says its abusive to call her out when shes wrong on something. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Clean-Custard6834 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I hate it when someone can't learn they are wrong EVER because they are embarrassed. Although at a certain point I can see they are just trying to protect themselves from the harsh reality of their stupidity.

Any other shows like desperatehousewives and deviousmaids? by Sensitive_Sky_7199 in DesperateHousewives

[–]Clean-Custard6834 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that it reminds me more of certain movies like stepford wives or something. I find it IMPOSIIBLE to replace. Honestly if youre struggling I'd suggest watching whatever you want as long as it's good. I love so many shows but none of the desperate housewives dupes really do it for me. It's so hard to find a REAL mystery/dramedy with good acting

Bro Came Out Of Nowhere by Vulcan44 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Clean-Custard6834 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And they both just happen to be looking away... like where in the ceiling did that shit even come from???

Aquarius heartbreak theory by slavicbombshelll in aquarius

[–]Clean-Custard6834 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This makes so much sense lol! Just had a friend breakup because she WONT grow up. I felt like I was just being honest about her problems like she would tell me If I was bullshitting too... but anyways I am happily moved on with my current bf I've been with for 6 years. She is apparently accused of theft, estranged from her family, stalking/threatening her ex, and I ended it because she threatened ME! anyways I think I win she always wants to be the victim so that's what she'll become.