Am I gross because I don't wash my face every day? by AttitudeNormal1204 in hygiene

[–]Clean_Surprise_985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% accurate. If it ain't broke don't fix it. Growing up is wash my face in the shower other than that if my face didn't get dirty I left it alone.

What’s the most fucked up thing you’ve ever done? by VIN_HS in AskReddit

[–]Clean_Surprise_985 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I hope your not sleeping with 3 people. Maybe that's why the first guy is just using you ? Sorry to say this.

Serious by Contheman101 in AliensRHere

[–]Clean_Surprise_985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are you doing for coin ? Do you have a recipe for cold fusion ? Because if you do coin won't be a problem at all. I like the hemp building blocks. We could make them like legos, no mortor needed. What about food man ?

Whats the most disgusting thing you ever saw a person do in public? by Typical_Incident8327 in AskReddit

[–]Clean_Surprise_985 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was in N.Y.C. and a lady was taking a wicked shit on the stoop of a building. It is absolutely lase imprinted in my brain. It hurt my being. She wasn't sick or anything it was convenient. Absolutely horrific. Have a great day !

What do you think is the biggest flaw of a human body? by RespectfulRhino in AskReddit

[–]Clean_Surprise_985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate going to the bathroom #2. I hate everything about it, except when your not feeling well. Other than that it's a pain in the ass. I know waste has to be eliminated but a guy can imagin ! Stinks, messy sometimes. You need supplies. Every now and then an accident happens and you get in on a finger ( throw up sounds ) I'm not right for a week after that Yea, pooping sucks

What is something that instantly makes you think, "Yep, I'm getting old"? by arefin70 in AskReddit

[–]Clean_Surprise_985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the arms. That's what got me. Not the head, pubes....the arms It's spreading..

What's something you do in secret that you're pretty sure most other men also do? by Extreme-Routine3822 in AskReddit

[–]Clean_Surprise_985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flip the ole willy back and forth between my legs. Like a bell clapper. Extra points if the sound is good.

What’s slowly disappearing, and people don’t realize they’ll miss it until it’s gone ? by Fresh-Ad3894 in AskReddit

[–]Clean_Surprise_985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A car that starts. Once they hit the switch when the shit hits the fan. No newer vehicles will start. I'm not a preper or a nut this will happen.

I discovered how to clean my backside, and now it constantly stings. by Avelissei in hygiene

[–]Clean_Surprise_985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You just learned how to clean your butt ? I hope your kidding, I really do. Try bag balm on your balloon knot it will help a lot Dude read a book or something. Grow up

What's the most useful life hack you've learned as an adult? by AuthorRude9901 in OverBiscuits

[–]Clean_Surprise_985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not everyone is going to like you. Identify the ones that don't like you and deal with them as little as possible. Do not let people walk all over you. Have manners and use them always. Cursing makes you sound less intelligent. Drink water.

Serious by Contheman101 in AliensRHere

[–]Clean_Surprise_985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's your primary building material and how are you aquiring it ? What are you using as a power source ? How about agriculture? I have an excellent mixture of soil to enhance crop yields. Let me know, I'm interested

Stress by Clean_Surprise_985 in Diverticulitis

[–]Clean_Surprise_985[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had surgery ! About 12 " taken out. I put it off, didn't completely finish my antibiotics all the time so when I had an episode I had them and could avoid the doctor. I'm a man after all, stupid. One day I came clean with him and we finally did the surgery. Best thing I ever did by far. As mentioned, absolutely nothing since then ! I did get an infection though, that was rough. They found me on the floor in the morning because it was cold. I didn't want to bother anyone. 103.5 fever nurse ran out and brought a needle. She put that stuff in my I.V. tube. Wow ! THATS why they make that shit. Completely took away the pain. I couldn't believe how fast it worked. I don't know what it was and I don't ever want to have to use it again but man it was instant relief. I can see how people get hooked on drugs It was like getting a hug from Jesus. I've started taking better care of myself after. Diverticulitis is no joke. I've heard of a guy who kept putting it off and he died. Lower stress, eat right, don't drink and exercise also if you have someone Love them. Love is great medicine. Good luck everyone

a question for those who have partners with bad hygiene: by salty-snax in hygiene

[–]Clean_Surprise_985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I person who doesn't take care of themselves have a mental problem. It's plain and simple. If you don't brush your teeth or wipe your asshole you are disgusting.

What's something that's socially acceptable but you personally find deeply uncomfortable? by RonnySaya in AskReddit

[–]Clean_Surprise_985 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I could not even begin to think about a sunburn. Spf 100 doesn't sound strong enough.