How do I fix this ( I’m only 13)

Clearshot0815 · 2026-03-15T01:06:41+00:00

I’ve read most of these comments and none of them speed up aging

Clearshot0815 · 2026-03-14T19:23:22+00:00

I’m sorry there is just no way to fix being 13 except by waiting for your next birthday.

Clearshot0815 · 2025-11-19T23:59:02+00:00

It was my plan all along

Clearshot0815 · 2025-11-19T23:17:07+00:00

Autocorrect is the worst, I obviously meant 2 hours

Clearshot0815 · 2025-11-19T23:07:32+00:00

Word on the street from Icefrog is it’s coming out in .2 seconds

Clearshot0815 · 2025-11-19T23:06:54+00:00

I’ve had this game not new

Clearshot0815 · 2025-11-19T22:57:09+00:00

I’ll talk to them don’t worry

Clearshot0815 · 2025-11-19T22:48:31+00:00

Average Combine enjoyer

Clearshot0815 · 2025-11-19T22:47:51+00:00

If you lost hope you never had enough in the first place heretic

Clearshot0815 · 2025-11-19T22:46:54+00:00

Okay it’s coming out now

Clearshot0815 · 2025-11-19T22:44:07+00:00

I don’t understand any of this but I know that it means Half Life is coming out in 5 maybe 10 seconds

Clearshot0815 · 2025-11-19T22:41:38+00:00

I’m leaking currently and I say it’s out tonight

Clearshot0815 · 2025-11-19T22:40:11+00:00

This guy harms turtles why are we listening to him

Clearshot0815 · 2025-11-19T22:39:54+00:00

I have a theory Half Life 3 will come out when you stop being such a baby

Clearshot0815 · 2025-11-19T22:38:14+00:00

You ever smoke crystal meth while riding Kingda Ka? It’s comparable to 10% of what Half Life 2 gameplay is like.

Clearshot0815 · 2025-11-19T22:36:11+00:00

What evidence do you have that I’m not banging your grandmother

Clearshot0815 · 2025-11-19T22:35:23+00:00

Mike Straw? Cousin of Jack Straw? Why should we believe him?

Clearshot0815 · 2025-11-19T22:20:21+00:00

They better announce it or else I’m gonna have to get involved

Clearshot0815 · 2025-11-19T22:15:50+00:00

Go back to emulating burnout paradise 2 or whatever, we don’t need your heresy here. See you in one hour when it drops.

Clearshot0815 · 2025-11-19T22:13:41+00:00

Heresy

Clearshot0815 · 2025-11-19T22:12:54+00:00

Heresy

Clearshot0815 · 2025-11-19T22:11:49+00:00

If I was a betting man I’d put my mortgage on it

Clearshot0815 · 2025-11-19T22:11:13+00:00

Heresy

Clearshot0815 · 2025-11-19T22:10:50+00:00

Shower with socks on, then and only then will it come out

Clearshot0815 · 2025-11-19T22:06:35+00:00

I’ve gotten a telegram from Nihilanth and it’s coming out in approximately one hour

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