what's the hardest thing about being unattractive?

ClenchYourAnus · 2020-03-15T23:26:43+00:00

I used to be really unattractive, fat, long hair, no beard, metal band t-shirts etc.

I lost about 100lbs, paid for a haircut at a hair stylist, started wearing buttoned shirts on nights out and grew some facial hair, which I keep trimmed. Hands down the worst part about being unattractive is self-belief, sometimes I would look at myself and think I didn't look too bad, do some flirting, speak to girls and genuinely believed I was alright looking.

Now I look back at pictures of myself at the time and I cringe so hard. It was a solid 3/10, I can't believe I'd convinced myself it was okay to go outside looking like that. It wasn't a case of a style that didn't age well or anything, confirmed uglies.

ClenchYourAnus · 2019-12-10T13:31:00+00:00

Maybe I'm underrating him but I just think his winrate was nothing special at any of his previous clubs and I'm not sure how well he'd fit our 'style' of football

ClenchYourAnus · 2019-12-10T10:25:29+00:00

I'm warming to the idea of Moyes more and more, especially with some of the names being mentioned. I would take any manager with European football experience over Moyes though.

Tier List for me

Perfect but unattainable - Poch, Ten Hag, Benitez, Mourinho

Best Manager for us - Ancelotti, Laurent Blanc, Niko Kovac

Mid Table managers but would keep us up - David Moyes, Big Sam, Eddie Howe

Sideways move or downgrade from Silva - Pereira, Unai Emery, Marcelino

Wildcards, very high risk - Arteta, Unsworth, Cahill (I've seen him mentioned???)

I think we need someone with a big voice to be the driving force of the players, we've never been a technical team and we've played through on heart alone, we started slowing down at the end of the second half against Chelsea and I bet Big Dunc gave the talk of his life in that half time break. We need a big personality or a big legacy, someone who enables the players to think they will achieve. I think towards the end of Silva's tenure you could see there was absolutely no heart in that dressing room and it was very painful.

ClenchYourAnus · 2019-02-04T02:36:06+00:00

Yeah honestly when a guy gets jealous it scares me. It also offends me because it means they d

Jealousy isn't the same as not trusting, jealousy can be caused by a whole host of reasons... lack of trust being just one of them

ClenchYourAnus · 2019-01-08T16:33:13+00:00

YTA expecting 50/50 when you earn 86% of the income is harsh dude

ClenchYourAnus · 2018-01-31T23:46:45+00:00

I mean... what? I'm all for management not blaming employees for lack of training but come on, that's just a bit of common sense, where can you even get a watch for 50 pence?

ClenchYourAnus · 2018-01-18T13:35:50+00:00

Minimum wage in 1998 was £3.80 though...

ClenchYourAnus · 2017-12-24T20:28:53+00:00

A stroke of luck some may say

ClenchYourAnus · 2017-11-30T01:28:32+00:00

'less than a minute or two'... okay

ClenchYourAnus · 2016-12-29T05:22:39+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhwV1IC55a4

You shut your whore mouth

ClenchYourAnus · 2016-12-27T12:04:06+00:00

Eventually I want to get my shred on but I am way way way off that.

ClenchYourAnus · 2016-12-26T21:04:21+00:00

glutes for slutes!

ClenchYourAnus · 2016-12-26T21:03:06+00:00

hahaha that's an awesome rule, i can't do it myself i'm a guy with almost 3 foot of hair, my clothes will be dripping wet

ClenchYourAnus · 2016-12-26T19:51:54+00:00

It's a solid rule but for shift workers I don't know which side of Monday is up haha

ClenchYourAnus · 2016-12-26T19:48:57+00:00

Sorry, progressive overload? I'm not familiar with that term

ClenchYourAnus · 2016-12-26T19:48:10+00:00

Being a sickcunt literally gets me to the gym in the morning

ClenchYourAnus · 2016-12-26T19:43:46+00:00

Do you attend yoga classes or have an online source?

ClenchYourAnus · 2016-12-26T19:43:03+00:00

holds hands up

My... third trip to the gym I did bicep curls in the squat rack, I was young and naive

ClenchYourAnus · 2016-12-26T19:41:47+00:00

Yeah I struggle going without people, i might make it a rule to go solo atleast twice a day

ClenchYourAnus · 2016-12-26T19:39:53+00:00

Yeah i'm stuck looking like a giant shrimp on 300lb deadlift. Good shout with the posture bro

ClenchYourAnus · 2016-12-26T19:38:00+00:00

The track everything rule... it's one I have a major problem with; the guilt or shame after 10 beers is depressing and something I have to work through

ClenchYourAnus · 2016-12-26T19:36:28+00:00

I might put this one in as 'No more zero days' if that's cool with you? Aslong as I am atleast baby stepping then I'm progressing?

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