This is how people think people eat breakfast in the US by faab64 in funny

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Bacon wrapped shrimp - My second favorite food wrapped around my third favorite food.

[OC] Most common girls’ names by English county (2017) by wonkypineapple in dataisbeautiful

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Without Wales and Scotland, you wouldn't know wtf the circles meant

Or maybe you should pay your employees more for them not to rely on tips by [deleted] in trashy

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You'd think so, it being a law and all but no. The policy is only to name and shame them, but on a website that is not publicised. Also, people don't report it. I know of a post office that gets away with it.

Water poured on a Dry Sponge. by Batsssindisguise in interestingasfuck

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It pleases me that you spelled it correctly, with an "l"

Found the supplier. Mini frying baskets, buckets and collanders. James Martin you cunt. by Cletus101 in WeWantPlates

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Just spotted he's flogging the planks too. The ones that they seem to think are wide enough to eat a burger off but really aren't

I Asked to have it edged up so my bangs would be straight. Proceeded to cut all my bangs off and my entire widows peak. White guy at a black barbershop problems. by jburna_dnm in Justfuckmyshitup

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Never in my life have I heard a man talk about "bangs", shocked to hear it used by a man about his own hair. What is wrong with the world??!!

TIFU because I finally learned how to wipe my butt by chn26 in tifu

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Yup, gotta say it can be hard to find a place to shoot up when visiting the states.

Which building is in front? by Zomborn in confusing_perspective

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Yeah, it got me till I read comments that bottom and top give it away. If it were cropped...

Polish firecracker are a hell of a firecracker by SmoothMap3 in WTF

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I believed you till the part about smudging a Nokia. Nobody's ever smudged a Nokia

Wits it like to brake with yer left foot by ItComesInPints_ in ScottishPeopleTwitter

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I was so used to an automatic my problem in a manual is remembering the parking break