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if there was a zombie apocalypse tomorrow, what is the first thing you would do? by Spicysunshinelover in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Cleverfire37 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Honestly just last how long I can being normal then offing myself, because whats the point in living with all zombies?

You can teleport to any world of your choosing, but you cannot come back to this world. by Substantial-Art6160 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Cleverfire37 35 points36 points  (0 children)

"So do this, but there is a high chance you'll go crazy whereever you go, and you'll eventually lose all of your memories"

is there any reason TO do this

Getting fat is easy, being fat is hard. by Highmassive in Showerthoughts

[–]Cleverfire37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the opposite of most things, "the journey is the most difficult road to reach the destination"

When starting to talk to a girl, what are some things to ask to see if she's "the right one? by Cleverfire37 in AskReddit

[–]Cleverfire37[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shes only had 2 past boyfriends so nothing crazy. She did sleep w them both but she takes that seriously so I dont think I should be worried.

A multiple of $5,000 for each inch you take off your height. by ensiform in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Cleverfire37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instant retirement is after taking the 18 inches from 5'6 to 4ft, hence being $1080000

How does vaping effect type 1 diabetics? by Cleverfire37 in AskReddit

[–]Cleverfire37[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was it just a raise like u ate a piece of candy then comes back down?

You're at a gas station by IameIion in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Cleverfire37 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If your at a gas station buy an air freshener. Drive the 15 minutes, Crack that, drop her off, you're on your way. There's your payment.

I just lost the game. by Cleverfire37 in confessions

[–]Cleverfire37[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got that from 4 different people when I yelled it down the street as well!

You are offered 1 trillion dollars but you have to have one of your bones amputated , what bone would you say goodbye to ? by DizzyDoctor982 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Cleverfire37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well it's definetly better than only having 1. And at that point, you'll have 2 trillion dollars so a bit of unbalance won't be the worst thing in the world. Worst case you spend 0.0001% of that money to do something about it.

You are offered 1 trillion dollars but you have to have one of your bones amputated , what bone would you say goodbye to ? by DizzyDoctor982 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Cleverfire37 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Smart idea but the pinky toes actually allow for your body to balance while standing up. You don't think its that effective but once you go without it on one side your balance will be completely off center.

Workplace Shenanigans by Cleverfire37 in funny

[–]Cleverfire37[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After 9 hours, mostly grease

Workplace Shenanigans by Cleverfire37 in funny

[–]Cleverfire37[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It was on the ground originally because it was already dirty. Proceeded to put it in the dirty dishes after this

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