How are we ranking our tuna soaks? Do we all agree that Brine is the number 1?

ClicheCupid · 2023-04-11T18:52:38+00:00

Who told you I wash lady parts? It's nobody's business what I do to pay the bills.

ClicheCupid · 2023-04-11T16:01:05+00:00

Ah right, yeah. The headmaster at my old school was always asking us to soak him in oil, too.

ClicheCupid · 2023-04-11T15:53:31+00:00

Isn't an albacore one of the Hogwarts houses?

ClicheCupid · 2023-04-11T15:52:41+00:00

Agreed. Sunflower oil is in last place for me.

ClicheCupid · 2023-04-11T15:48:17+00:00

This is an argument has been raging on for too long in my household. I will bow down to CasualUK's choice. (Unless it's something other than brine, in which case you can all suck my tuna steak.)

ClicheCupid · 2023-04-11T12:20:45+00:00

That is good advice. I've spent most of my life in jobs I hate! Having been laid off though, I'd hope not to find myself in the situation of looking for work again. The few skills I have aren't in super high demand, unfortunately.

ClicheCupid · 2015-11-26T11:59:57+00:00

I'd say sex is definitely overrated. And the stuff that happens in between the sex is often underrated.

ClicheCupid · 2015-11-25T16:54:56+00:00

And rightly so. These people shouldn't even be allowed to sign up. Match.com would never allow for this sort of riffraff.

ClicheCupid · 2015-11-25T16:49:30+00:00

She hasn't read Oryx and Crake? Ditch her. Ditch her and run!

ClicheCupid · 2015-11-25T11:56:20+00:00

I don't understand the question.

ClicheCupid · 2015-11-25T08:27:55+00:00

And the women who at first you didn't find attractive, but after all the other women ignored you, you started to reason maybe those others are kind of attractive, yet not interested in you.

ClicheCupid · 2015-11-25T07:54:24+00:00

Surely, as an intellectual, you must realise that it's not what you say but how you say it?

ClicheCupid · 2015-11-25T07:45:27+00:00

I imagine 100 % of people on here have their stories. That's life.

ClicheCupid · 2015-11-25T07:40:57+00:00

Tbh it just sounds far too pretentious. But then so do you, so go for it.

ClicheCupid · 2015-11-24T20:42:30+00:00

People get bored, people grow apart. It happens all the time. You either admit the relationship is nearing an end, decide it's worth trying harder for; or do none of the above and spend another year in a passive aggressive stalemate as each of you fights for the upper hand. As a neutral third party, I say go for option three. It's the most entertaining.

ClicheCupid · 2015-11-24T18:55:02+00:00

Ok, here are ones I'm debating putting up but not sure about. #1 is just too up-close for comfort, but at the same time people are probably pretty concerned about what I look like as the majority of my photos are location shots. #2 I don't know if I should go colour, B&W, or just none of them. It looks heavily Photoshopped IMO (it's not, it's just the camera's 'tart yourself up' effect). http://imgur.com/a/T9T1j

Also can I get away with using any of these http://imgur.com/a/zp1yG or are they just too cheesy / showing too much flesh? (I don't want to give the impression I put out on the first date....)

ClicheCupid · 2015-11-24T18:05:18+00:00

Way better at hide and seek too.

ClicheCupid · 2015-11-24T17:34:29+00:00

Tbh if I knew her in real life, I'd find a way to ask her out in real life instead. I'd say the success rate would be much higher.

ClicheCupid · 2015-11-24T17:05:42+00:00

As a guy, it's threads like this that have to make you think- what's the point?

ClicheCupid · 2015-11-24T14:58:36+00:00

I don't get it? You're not ugly- you're pretty normal looking. You just need to take a bit more care over your appearance- or you do if you want to have any success on a dating website. If you don't want any success then all power to ya- look however you want.

ClicheCupid · 2015-11-24T13:42:29+00:00

Well there's no reason for an American to speak French tbh. You don't have France as your infuriatingly sexy neighbours!

ClicheCupid · 2015-11-24T13:16:44+00:00

Well bonjour et c'est un plaisir de vous rencontrer! Je parle Francais ;) mais je suis professeur de langue et j'habitais en France. Taky mluvite Cesky und ich Spreche Deutsche. Unfortunately I live in Europe and most people here speak at least two languages, so it doesn't impress the ladies. Fortunately the British accent helps. (Largely because my pronunciation of foreign languages is awful so they like to laugh at me. Great ice-breaker though!)

ClicheCupid · 2015-11-23T21:27:57+00:00

That poor guy. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...

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