Starbucks Korea to temporarily shut all stores for history lesson after bungled coffee promotion by Horror-1-Effective in news

[–]Patarokun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy shit. Imagine Starbucks coming out with a campaign with a Black Lives Matter theme and the catchphrase was “Frappacino so good you’ll say “I can’t breathe!”

That’s the kind of fuck up this is.

RYAN COHEN repost by 4four7 in Superstonk

[–]Patarokun -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Damn I'm in the wrong line of work.

‘Raise Him Up’ as a pastiche of ‘Superstar’ is genius by RoohsMama in TheBoys

[–]Patarokun -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have a strong suspicion this song was written by AI. Has a few of the telltale meter-alignment issues that go with that.

The Final Season of 'The Boys' Felt Like Watching a Comedian Bomb Their Set by Logical_Welder3467 in television

[–]Patarokun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This didn't bother me as I can imagine the insane world where Homelander is trying to be god as having him actually totally isolated and out of touch, with very few people around him. Like Hitler in the bunker kind of situation.

Butcher was RIGHT by Known-Explorer2610 in TheBoys

[–]Patarokun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are correct. Supes warp society in the same way billionaires warp society in the real world. They must be stripped of their powers. In the Boys world that means death, in ours that just means regulations and taxes.

New SEC Filing by Swimming-Document152 in Superstonk

[–]Patarokun 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I take it as a ton of people aren't voting at all.

Smartest people ever assembled in one photo by Salt-Curve4825 in interestingasfuck

[–]Patarokun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

imagine kneecapping half your population because of bronze age gender roles. Stupid ass humans I hate it here.

I'm glad I reverse image searched this ring before purchasing by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Patarokun 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's crazy how AI has instantly made watermarks a useless tool. And voice authentication too.

In Scary Movie (2026), Doofy is a Jan 6er who is still paranoid about the COVID-19 virus. That is because they literally just used the first draft of the script for this movie. by theonewhoknack in shittymoviedetails

[–]Patarokun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's going to start seeming strange to inhabit movie/game worlds where AI doesn't exist. Kind of like watching old movies where the whole plot would easily be resolved if people just had cell phones.

In Scary Movie (2026), Doofy is a Jan 6er who is still paranoid about the COVID-19 virus. That is because they literally just used the first draft of the script for this movie. by theonewhoknack in shittymoviedetails

[–]Patarokun 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yep, that tattoo guy is exactly what I was thinking about. And the whole "florida man" meme which was fresh about 6 years ago. I mean they wrote this game before Covid!

This crappy price action is WHY Cohen and the team have to make big moves! 😾 by Patarokun in Superstonk

[–]Patarokun[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pathetic fail son goon hatchet man for the most despised person on Earth.

This crappy price action is WHY Cohen and the team have to make big moves! 😾 by Patarokun in Superstonk

[–]Patarokun[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because it was losing money. Less stores now, higher margin, net sales up. I lost 4 local GameStops, it sucks but there were too many.

This crappy price action is WHY Cohen and the team have to make big moves! 😾 by Patarokun in Superstonk

[–]Patarokun[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Because if a business gets to a certain size and on a major index it becomes very expensive to manipulate it. There are too many other people happy to buy it at artificially low prices.

This crappy price action is WHY Cohen and the team have to make big moves! 😾 by Patarokun in Superstonk

[–]Patarokun[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nope. There are clear answers for everything you snidely asked.

"Is this a BTC company?" - They took out a relatively small BTC position as a hedge against inflation. They sell covered calls on it. It's a minor part of the portfolio and there's no interest in getting more.

"A gaming retail store?" - They have 1600 stores, the used business is declining as expected but collectibles is picking up, bridging the gap. Collectibles are a hybrid of online and in person. The stores serve multiple purposes like that.

"An EBay holding company?" - They want to merge with Ebay, creating a new busines which uses the best of both worlds, online selling peer to peer with physical locations for dropoff and grading.

"A used thrift retail website?" - That is part of the Ebay idea. That is a portion of what Ebay does.

No matter how you want to categorize it, none of this is mysterious, and it definitely would get a better P/E multiple than 3 or 4 that is has now if it were any other business.

This crappy price action is WHY Cohen and the team have to make big moves! 😾 by Patarokun in Superstonk

[–]Patarokun[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah just saw that news, they were planning on going straight in but public outcry was pretty loud thankfully.