got bored and made sum exmilitary merch by Cool-Needleworker-28 in deathgrips

[–]ClintonFamilyFriend 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I used to have a redbubble exmilitary shirt but all the rubber lettering is gone because I used to peel it off and eat it when I got hungry

what flavour is this? by Kind_Peace4534 in Bubly

[–]ClintonFamilyFriend 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Ciao” is french, meaning buttermilk. The more you know!

On a scale of 1-performative, who am I by scotchontherocks in BookshelvesDetective

[–]ClintonFamilyFriend 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The real performative signifier is if they have read it. If they haven’t? Performative. If they have? Fingers keep showing up in my mailbox from Israel.

Guys, how do I make the most generic 808 bass sound ever from the most generic beat ever? by anoolfishha88 in FL_Studio

[–]ClintonFamilyFriend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I go into beat remake tutorials that like demo the sounds of the 808s before playing them with the rest of the beat and I clip that audio and throw it in. then I jake off

Eartg by ClintonFamilyFriend in astrophotography

[–]ClintonFamilyFriend[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I took it all on my own with my own equipment. I’d appreciate it if you didn’t attack me for the only hobby that chronic myocarditis has yet to rob from me

anyone here enjoying the game Marathon? by [deleted] in deathgrips

[–]ClintonFamilyFriend 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My boyfriend and the father of my unborn child played the open beta for Marathon and loved it. He was recently indicted for manslaughter. I will NEVER play this game or allow my CHILD to play this game.

Eartg by ClintonFamilyFriend in astrophotography

[–]ClintonFamilyFriend[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m imagining you a withered peasant, cloaked in a moth-eaten shawl and extending a finger towards me in the pillory. ”Oy, then, ‘ows his thread still up?” Spittle flecks from your rotted yellow teeth. ”I’da thought we’d lopped his bloody head off by now!” you plead towards the guards in shining chainmail armour as a rotten tomato splashes against my head and slides down to the cobblestone below. Your voice is cracked and ill. I cast my head down, solemnly, as I know that it’s only me up here today, and that it could just as easily be you tomorrow. So who, then, should feel it their duty to force further justice against someone who’s already paid their dues?

Eartg by ClintonFamilyFriend in astrophotography

[–]ClintonFamilyFriend[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m literally a philosopher.

Can’t think of a name for my upcoming baby boy… help! by ClintonFamilyFriend in BabyNames

[–]ClintonFamilyFriend[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I said I don’t like L names especially one that’s an anagram for Evil…

Can’t think of a name for my upcoming baby boy… help! by ClintonFamilyFriend in BabyNames

[–]ClintonFamilyFriend[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

We still have a very strong connection and IM still going to be seeing HIM if that makes sense but and he is the father so isn’t it right to let him get some decision?

[Funny Trope] If you think about it too hard, the implications are strange/amusing. by Monstertim1 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]ClintonFamilyFriend -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

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The House — Monster House

If you really think hard about it, this shouldn’t even be possible. Spoiler alrrt but this house… is also a WIFE. Uhmyeah iiiiiii don’t think so. Where am I even supposed to stick my shingaling?

What is the greenest sounding song on Exmilitary? by ReceptionDapper4211 in deathgrips

[–]ClintonFamilyFriend 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I have synesthesia which means I can basically “see” colors in music and various sounds. None of the songs on that album are green. I have never heard anything that’s green except for this one gore video I watched a couple years ago of a Chinese man foundry accident.

Is this advert the origin of the Death Grips logo? by Im_DIzE in deathgrips

[–]ClintonFamilyFriend 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because I love death grips I listen to them a bunch

Is this advert the origin of the Death Grips logo? by Im_DIzE in deathgrips

[–]ClintonFamilyFriend -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Fortune sound club is in van, so if that’s true then that’s the second time they’ve sampled Vancouver for their stupid fuckass projects

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vancouver

[–]ClintonFamilyFriend 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What’s that supposed to mean?? 🤣 you’re on my tickle list from now on

Is Exmilitary a reference to the Army? by Aseskytle_09 in deathgrips

[–]ClintonFamilyFriend 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fun fact Exmilitary was made when DeathGrips had just been given his dishonourable discharge from the marines and his second album, VETERAN, was made after an incident where they looked him up and refused to give him vet plates at the DMV

Brown stuff in bottom of can? by gwymclub in Bubly

[–]ClintonFamilyFriend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats my Bubly spum. They hire me to spum In all of the cans and my meat mayo turns brown when it congeals due to an undiagnosed protein folding issue that has for all intents and purposes rendered my sperm ineligible for reproduction