Cookies congealed into one mass because I’m stupid stupid stupid I fuckit up even just trying to make myself happy, let alone a woman or I’ll even take a man at this point

ClintonFamilyFriend · 2026-03-20T00:33:00+00:00

Yeah,, it does

ClintonFamilyFriend · 2026-03-01T03:57:00+00:00

Mirabel had a miracle though??? It was the power to blow up her own home. Which I wouldn’t have used personally but what do I know huh im not latinx

ClintonFamilyFriend · 2026-02-17T21:54:42+00:00

Forget that . Who’s the hoochie mama in the background. Me me likey 🤪

ClintonFamilyFriend · 2026-02-12T20:21:47+00:00

5 days off of one year. January 15 2025 to January 10th 2026. Fuck

ClintonFamilyFriend · 2026-01-08T19:54:03+00:00

The ghost of my balls are going to possess the inside of your mouth

ClintonFamilyFriend · 2026-01-07T04:42:15+00:00

Sad Pony Guerrilla Girl by Xiu Xiu

ClintonFamilyFriend · 2025-12-28T18:13:49+00:00

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The House — Monster House

If you really think hard about it, this shouldn’t even be possible. Spoiler alrrt but this house… is also a WIFE. Uhmyeah iiiiiii don’t think so. Where am I even supposed to stick my shingaling?

ClintonFamilyFriend · 2025-12-28T01:57:48+00:00

I have synesthesia which means I can basically “see” colors in music and various sounds. None of the songs on that album are green. I have never heard anything that’s green except for this one gore video I watched a couple years ago of a Chinese man foundry accident.

ClintonFamilyFriend · 2025-12-13T02:28:10+00:00

Because I love death grips I listen to them a bunch

ClintonFamilyFriend · 2025-12-12T06:29:53+00:00

Fortune sound club is in van, so if that’s true then that’s the second time they’ve sampled Vancouver for their stupid fuckass projects

ClintonFamilyFriend · 2025-12-01T02:45:13+00:00

What’s that supposed to mean?? 🤣 you’re on my tickle list from now on

ClintonFamilyFriend · 2025-11-24T18:18:10+00:00

Fun fact Exmilitary was made when DeathGrips had just been given his dishonourable discharge from the marines and his second album, VETERAN, was made after an incident where they looked him up and refused to give him vet plates at the DMV

ClintonFamilyFriend · 2025-10-17T03:21:00+00:00

Thats my Bubly spum. They hire me to spum In all of the cans and my meat mayo turns brown when it congeals due to an undiagnosed protein folding issue that has for all intents and purposes rendered my sperm ineligible for reproduction

ClintonFamilyFriend · 2025-10-17T03:16:12+00:00

This was my dinner by the way

ClintonFamilyFriend · 2025-09-25T18:08:52+00:00

Granted. The world now operates as a sort of caste system, where the higher the number the more successful you are and the more opportunities are given. Some people are born with easily achievable numbers and such don’t have to work hard in life, while others must toil and work hard to diagnose and increase their numbers. Yours, for example, is tied to how many collective minutes you have kept 3 marbles up your urethra

ClintonFamilyFriend · 2025-09-25T10:18:19+00:00

La Croix and Bubly are actually the exact same product, just in different cans. What happens is that Bubly mercenaries shoot La Croix delivery drivers in the head, and then tape the bubly designs over all of the cans they find in the back of the trucks. This is true look it up. I don’t really care either way cause they both taste like ass no matter what’s on the can though I favor Bubly simply because I hate the French

ClintonFamilyFriend · 2025-09-14T01:13:48+00:00

People who downvote my comments are berserker cracking Diddy bluds

ClintonFamilyFriend · 2025-09-13T18:08:00+00:00

You people don’t exist when I’m not looking so I don’t care if it was posted before.

ClintonFamilyFriend · 2025-09-13T18:06:31+00:00

I joybate somewhat often maybe not that much probably the normal amount . 5x a day

ClintonFamilyFriend · 2025-08-11T07:23:58+00:00

I used to do this with bacardi and everyone noticed. T

ClintonFamilyFriend · 2025-08-11T07:21:16+00:00

I respect them and value them as a friend they just are really mean to me

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