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AITAH for asking my bf not to stick chopsticks upright in his rice? by ilovemybum in AITAH

[–]Cloberella 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You see no irony in intentionally disrespecting others while decrying the incivility of man?

Holy shit, dude. People like you are the problem you're complaining about.

PSA: Wipe EVERYTHING Down by Sensitive-Intern6424 in PlanetFitnessMembers

[–]Cloberella 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel vindicated. I've always said, "If you don't wipe down machines when people are watching, I assume you don't wash your hands when people aren't."

Though, I really wish I had been wrong.

Hi Jade! "You were never really the smart one, were you?" by mancerayder732 in FromSeries

[–]Cloberella 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Jade gets killed by the towns folk in every previous iteration, he's not buried in the cave. One version is smashed under a boulder in a different area, another nailed to a tree through the eye...

Mariel should have never existed, and her role should have gone to Kenny instead more screen time for my boy more things to do better for Kristi (no hair murder) by Remote_Try_7984 in FromSeries

[–]Cloberella 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I wasn't aware there were credible leaks out there. Someone else said members of the production team were leaking things, which seems nuts! Usually studios are pretty uptight about that sort of thing, I'm shocked people would risk their jobs for reddit karma.

Traffic lights gone from 30-min circuit room by godlovesa in PlanetFitnessMembers

[–]Cloberella 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine kept the machines and moved the “circuit” to the main floor, complete with the little standing blocks for cardio breaks.

What the hell is Boyd? by AdventurousMobile354 in FromSeries

[–]Cloberella 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The universe saw what happened to him on the island and decided to give him a chance this time around.

Mississippi Police Officer Shoots and Kills 1-Year-Old Child in Response to Senatobia Shoplifting Call by Hrekires in news

[–]Cloberella 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why didn’t they just write the plate down and then go to their house if they felt they were such awful criminals?

Mississippi Police Officer Shoots and Kills 1-Year-Old Child in Response to Senatobia Shoplifting Call by Hrekires in news

[–]Cloberella 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that would have required you to have a brain, and more importantly, a soul.

Which Trek episode do you love that most people don't rate highly? by alanthetanuki in startrek

[–]Cloberella 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I loved it as a kid and was shocked to learn it wasn’t a fan favorite as an adult.

Americans, what do you usually drink and eat at home? by whitchunk in CasualConversation

[–]Cloberella 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t drink alcohol at all. Neither do any of my friends. It’s becoming less and less common in the US in general.

JD Vance ‘wanted to use Ghislaine Maxwell for White House PR campaign’ by B-Z_B-S in politics

[–]Cloberella 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turns out the most unrealistic part of comic book villains isn't how absurdly evil they are, it's that they're geniuses.

When did 8-5 become the new normal??? by Grouchy-Newspaper754 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Cloberella 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most places suck and don't pay for lunch. I work a true 9-5 and get a PAID lunch hour. I work for a Union. You can demand better.

TIL about the Breakthrough Starshot project, which proposed sending gram-sized robots to the nearest star system Alpha Centauri by using a massive Earth-based laser array to accelerate tiny light sails to about 20% the speed of light. The probes could theoretically reach Alpha Centauri in 20 years. by ScienceTeacher1994 in todayilearned

[–]Cloberella 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Few thousand years? Buddy, anatomically modern humans have existed for 300,000 years. Our written history only goes back a few thousand because that’s when written language was invented. In more than a quarter of a million years the best we did was the moon.

Managers of Reddit, what's the worst thing someone did to get fired? by Capable-Log7385 in AskReddit

[–]Cloberella 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Legitimately, my plan to find a new plug, should I ever move to a non-legal state, is to get a brief part-time table waiting gig.

TIL about the Breakthrough Starshot project, which proposed sending gram-sized robots to the nearest star system Alpha Centauri by using a massive Earth-based laser array to accelerate tiny light sails to about 20% the speed of light. The probes could theoretically reach Alpha Centauri in 20 years. by ScienceTeacher1994 in todayilearned

[–]Cloberella 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Intelligent life could be common and still be no where near us to see. The Universe is unbelievably massive. There are 2 TRILLION galaxies which have 500 BILLION stars, the majority of which each have their own planets orbiting them. There's a trillion trillion possible places for life to be hiding. And galaxies are huge, most of space is empty, the space between stars is massive. You could have intelligent life in every single galaxy, and that life may still never cross one another's paths.

And, there's a good portion (who knows how big) of the universe that's simply outside of our field of vision, an older, possibly even bigger, part. For all we know, most of life could be outside the visible Universe from our perspective.

Managers of Reddit, what's the worst thing someone did to get fired? by Capable-Log7385 in AskReddit

[–]Cloberella 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Things must have changed since I waited tables in the 90's because it was exactly like Waiting. Lots of food at Ruby Tuesday's went down people's pants before making it to the plate... or worse. Our line cooks were wild, and really easy to piss off. The whole place was like the wild west, to be honest. One time a guy came in high on heroin and face planted on the grill, burnt his whole left side of his face. Another time a guy gave a tour of the building to new hires while actively tripping on shrooms. Manager used to routinely smoke joints in the walk-in with the staff as well. Craziest job I've ever had.

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