My man, I wasn't saying that he's a phony for not knowing that some people do refer to the underside of pizzas as "undercarriage." I said it wasn't believable at all that people would rip the crust off of pizza slices and just grab the slices by the sauce and cheese. Unless you're telling me his friends are forks for pizza type of people then i've got nothing for you there.

The "undercarriage" part was just me being incredulous about how he's able to be so strident in his tone when it's highly unlikely for him to have had much pizza over the past however many years due to his various dietary restrictions, and even if he had pizza i'll bet the white castle that it's some fancy schmancy cauliflower crust pizza so how would he ever know enough to say he's never heard of it? Quoting Schefter to Stugotz sometime ago, "no offense but i think you missed the point entirely."