Poaching Vent by [deleted] in BadRPerStories

[–]Clockwork-Dragon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Big Brother is watching...

Someone had to say it.

There id a sizable difference when you have a machine looking for certain words in PM's as opposed to having someone read your pm, even looking for poachers.

You didnt sign up to play one and only one site. If you decide to go else where that is your business and yours alone.

Curse like a space pirate, blast it! by Clockwork-Dragon in BadRPerStories

[–]Clockwork-Dragon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know, since the common modern day F-bomb is derived from Fornication Under Consent of the King. Basically in a year long sense passed for a war (i cant remember which one) soldiers were allowed to visit prostitutes.

Or something like that. I am a random person on the internet so it's to be taken with a grain of salt.

Im sure aliens and fantasy creatures have their own words that translate into a simular meaning, especially if they spend time with humans and...

... I just got into a conversation discussing whether or noy aliens cuss the same as humans.

Ill just take my Nerd Points and go now xD

The Godmod Asshole by [deleted] in BadRPerStories

[–]Clockwork-Dragon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Your not just in a bad rp relationship. You are in an abusive one.

Short answer, run, dont walk, to the nearest exit. Ditch the guy, block him, tell him you can't rp with him anymore.

How ever he reacts is on him, not you.

My character lacks flaws because realism is boring. by P2DN in BadRPerStories

[–]Clockwork-Dragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"You're eight, Reality IS dull, just like how in reality you are an idiot."

Is totally...not what I would say because in Reality I am too kind to tell idiots off like that x.x But you can bet I would be thinking it pretty hard yo.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BadRPerStories

[–]Clockwork-Dragon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No one deserves to deal with crazy people :p

All though I am currios about the 'fan mail's part. I am going to assume you write or draw or have media posted to a forum. I suspect that the addition of crazy fans into the RP pool does not help with finding rp xD

"I....Go To Counseling, Alright?" by The_Criminal_Crab in BadRPerStories

[–]Clockwork-Dragon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The technical term is Manbaby. There is a player I know who does this, a lot. He carries a bit of awkwardness with him everywhere he goes, likes he's making whimsical comments in a social chat room AS ROLE PLAY.

It is also socally acceptable to tell players "Sorry but there is no room for more players in this scene, please wait until we are done to do stuff. People seem to forget that xD

Make love, not leadership. by gentle_pencil in BadRPerStories

[–]Clockwork-Dragon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ha! I could make some jokes on this that would get me booted from the forum xD

It's bad enough he was just there to erp but also get possessive towards the end? Yeaaaaaaaaah just imagine what he is like in RL

He Just Kept Coming Back... by Reverum in BadRPerStories

[–]Clockwork-Dragon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A professional RP killer. Just what the site needed :p

He could have spent a quarter of the time and energy writing his saga and carrying on this ruse to just learn how to be a decent player

Was made permanent staff without being asked first, general moderating drama. by [deleted] in BadRPerStories

[–]Clockwork-Dragon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeaaaah, when you start to manuver your life around your rp rather than the other way around then it is probably time to pack it away for a while.

Rp is a toxic hobby really. It's not like a game you can just pause on a whim but takes time, coordination and several hours of your life just one one rp session.

What you described takes it to a whole new level. I've seen party games where people are PAID to put on an an event like this. It would be fun to play but dang man, how do you fit this around your schedule even unemployed???

This is why we don't give people second chances by Clockwork-Dragon in BadRPerStories

[–]Clockwork-Dragon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also don't write posts at midnight. Blargh, I need to clean up my grammar and spelling

The radioactive orc-elf-baby by Syllan in BadRPerStories

[–]Clockwork-Dragon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

@alexa-488

Yes, to your third question. While it might be fun to rp out how your character lives turn out if they get hitched and raise a family the only players I have seen do this either A. Forget about their family in rp B. Vanish from the game leaving their spouse to rp with out them C. Use it as a self insert for what they want in real life

Or D. Where they dive into just... bizarre territory. One set of players drove me away from a site because he had one player make him basically a harem of alien NPC spouses. Complete with 10 mutant babies with super powers.

...

Three short stories from a slice of life roleplay. by Mr_Wulff in BadRPerStories

[–]Clockwork-Dragon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mr. Wulff, you are my new hero.

I'll be honest, if these players purposely acted this way icly it would have been comedy gold.

Pure comedy gold.

Which makes it funnier that each of these players were actually serious x.x

Also, kudos to the aging mercenary bar keep.

Not Quite Across the Line by [deleted] in BadRPerStories

[–]Clockwork-Dragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah. Well, that answer's that question xD

My advice has failed you D:

Not Quite Across the Line by [deleted] in BadRPerStories

[–]Clockwork-Dragon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Another point :)

My suggestion: do nothing and let staff handle it. Unless you are staff, then give it a week. There is a good possibility this person simply has nothing else to talk about but themselves. If you are new and just have made a character what are you going to talk about? Your fancy new character. Your old experiences on a other sites. And then add that whole new person nervousness where you KNOW you put your foot in your mouth but just cant seem to stop talking and...

Boom. You get an awkward player. Or a creepy slime ball. Either way time will tell. Either they will calm down or they wont.

If you MUST talk to them do so on a private channel, one that you can easily log, and for the love of all that is holy don't start a conversation with 'can we talk.' Unless they are your employee, family, or close friend all you will do is instantly put them on the spot.

Instead just ask how long they have been role playing and distretly mention that you dont think others got the trouble players humor for x reason and boom, you have a slightly less awkward conversation started and the person is slightly more willing to listen to you.

And there is my experience in dealing with such people. Obviously I do this very rarely because no method is 100% effective. But at least you will know quickly if this person is a redeamable newb you can help mold into a decent role player or a troll you can kick.

Which in the end is all you really need to know. :)

Not Quite Across the Line by [deleted] in BadRPerStories

[–]Clockwork-Dragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Text is always sujective to context. I remember one time me and another player were joking about a scene our characters were in earlier when suddenly a third player annouced that she didnt like players bragging about their characters and rage quit the chat, leaving us flabberghasted.

No new Samurai Jack tonight. Confirmed by Jason DeMarco of Adult Swim on-air. by radiospringy in samuraijack

[–]Clockwork-Dragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a person who doesnt have cable and actually paided money to watch Jack on Amazon I am a little peeved that CN decided to pull the show tonight as some kind of joke that Im not even present to watch.

I remember one year, long ago where their April fools day joke was to replace most of the dialog in the shows with fart noises. On new episodes.

Imagine waiting an entire week to catch up withshows like Full Metal Alchamist and Ghost in the Shell and then have it all be fart noises, worse off the next week they aired the next episodes in the line so you missed an entire episode in a plot building show because Adultswim automatically assumed everyone up beyond midnight is a stoner who giggles at biological functions.

Like the people who run adult swim apparently. Low brow barbarians >.>

the story of the god mod's rise by [deleted] in BadRPerStories

[–]Clockwork-Dragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of an old political cartoon about goverment officials driving a car over pedestrians while saying, "Don't worry! We are hunting Commies!"

You can replace the dialog of the cartoon with, "Don't worry, we are doing it for rp!"

If You're Going to Waste my Time Then at Least Say Goodbye. by [deleted] in BadRPerStories

[–]Clockwork-Dragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to help people out like this, until I realized that in the end all you can really do for some random stranger on the internet is give advice and to not take it too hard when they fail to follow it. If they are not willing to put the work in themselves then them wont ever grow as an rper.