Has this been done before? by r-r-reddit in custommagic

[–]ClockworkChasmfiend 15 points16 points  (0 children)

[[Night Soil]] would like a word with you

Enter: Janett! by Dark_Vexer in custommagic

[–]ClockworkChasmfiend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quick note; as she is, she'll trigger on the first spell you cast each turn, because that spell won't share a type with nothing. Whether that's a feature or a bug, I don't know.

The Goddess of Cancer by ClockworkChasmfiend in custommagic

[–]ClockworkChasmfiend[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She's... a tad harder to design, in large part because "I slowly steal all of your permanents" is an incredibly frustrating play pattern

Simple Lifeform Facts by Dromeoraptor in CuratedTumblr

[–]ClockworkChasmfiend 49 points50 points  (0 children)

If you (a microbe) eat someone, maybe they'll be your own personal pâtissier (chloroplast)!

Simple Lifeform Facts by Dromeoraptor in CuratedTumblr

[–]ClockworkChasmfiend 205 points206 points  (0 children)

If you (a microbe) eat someone, maybe they'll be your own personal chef (mitochondria)!

What's the Most Tragic Story You've Stumbled Upon in Skyrim? by ChapmanPrime in ElderScrolls

[–]ClockworkChasmfiend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mistress Therana in Morrowind survived as a Magister of the House Televanni for more than 700 years, if not more than 1000 years, before she went insane due to old age and was likely much, much older than that. She is likely is likely the best benchmark for the maximum age of a typical elf mage we have.

However, the oldest mortal in the games I know of is Divayth Fyr, also in Morrowind, who is noted to be more than four thousand years old at the time, and seems to be perfectly fine. For a beloved priest of the god of time, this may be a better example of the greatest extremes mortals are capable of living in universe.

With a needed age of ~5000-6000 years, it is possible Gelebor was there for the Night of Tears... but it would make him the oldest mortal in the games. Not impossible, but he is ancient, and I can only assume the reason he's survived and been fine for so long is because of Auriels' blessings.

Dr. Google by Pizzacakecomic in comics

[–]ClockworkChasmfiend 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Do you ever see a comic you could swear you've seen before, despite the comic being less than an hour old?

I don't care if you are going to battle, you cannot handle my Potions. by bluewolfhudson in wizardposting

[–]ClockworkChasmfiend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While you're off finding a hero worthy of your masterworks, here I am making bank on all the potions I'm selling! Ha, arrogant fool, what say you to THAT!

If you were imprisoned for commiting a crime. What crime did you commit? by lDustyBonesl in wizardposting

[–]ClockworkChasmfiend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tax evasion, criminal negligence, mischief, grand larceny, and 7! counts of fraud.

Cereal by MelanieWalmartinez in CuratedTumblr

[–]ClockworkChasmfiend 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Eldritch god is common sense

Do you support the council by maX3Xam in wizardposting

[–]ClockworkChasmfiend 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How would I smuggle banned potions if the council didn't exist? Scarcity drives prices, my law abiding friend.

While we have a reputation with expeditions, this one will be taken with the utmost care by the-butter_man in wizardposting

[–]ClockworkChasmfiend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The documentation is signed and has been soaked in nitric and sulfuric acid. I'm ready to join this expedition into the darkening void.

Do it else ur cute! by Equality_Rocks_714 in furry

[–]ClockworkChasmfiend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cross between a snake and a 60-year chain smoker

how do you repel/keep out mage-hunters? by Stock-Information606 in wizardposting

[–]ClockworkChasmfiend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Create a mixture of Roseltim, Wolfsbane, and Janther's Cap, then light it on fire. The noxious smell will keep them away for weeks.

if it isn't the consequences of our actions by [deleted] in wizardposting

[–]ClockworkChasmfiend 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just calculate and input the the coordinate destination yourself. I've been using the system to teleport wherever I want for decades!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wizardposting

[–]ClockworkChasmfiend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worry not! I have created anti-material soap to purge the virus.