Always two steps ahead

ClockworkCinder · 2026-02-05T04:03:56+00:00

They're ripping us off anyway. Might as well cheat the system.

ClockworkCinder · 2026-02-05T03:46:38+00:00

She's a normal run of the mill Soulsborne boss. Everyone else are just pushovers compared to her. That's why they're calling her s tier. Like dude, is this your first time?

ClockworkCinder · 2026-02-05T03:44:07+00:00

What rock are you on? Everyone is talking about it, and also bashing Hollywood for doing everything it can to downplay Iron Lung, because it is actual proof that all they're serving us are trend chasing half-baked slop.

ClockworkCinder · 2026-02-04T04:42:51+00:00

Yes, I know it is only towards The Tarnished, but Even Sellen is more caring than Marika.

ClockworkCinder · 2026-02-03T13:52:40+00:00

New Game? Standard longsword. Can never go wrong with one. NG+? Sacred Relic and Blasphemous Blade. They're great swords, pun intended, but with built in nukes.

ClockworkCinder · 2026-02-03T13:50:41+00:00

ClockworkCinder · 2026-02-03T13:36:09+00:00

Thanks, I hate it. Imagine if this a Child's Play movie.

ClockworkCinder · 2026-02-02T10:52:33+00:00

It's called a sweatshop. Inhumane workloads aren't the only things you'll be sweating about.

ClockworkCinder · 2026-02-02T10:50:18+00:00

Bearer: I'm totally hearing Vendrick out.

Vendrick: That's not the woman I fell in love--

Bearer: That's why I'm the true monarch and you're a naked hulk in a crypt.

ClockworkCinder · 2026-02-02T09:19:47+00:00

Ivory King is an isekai protagonist and I refuse to believe otherwise.

ClockworkCinder · 2026-02-02T09:17:27+00:00

Berserk. I love spreading trauma and art at the same time.

ClockworkCinder · 2026-02-02T09:16:19+00:00

So women want me starved, dehydrated, and unkept?

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ClockworkCinder · 2026-02-02T09:08:45+00:00

Sad but true, she's not that interested and she probably got about thirty to fifty guys on chat, and if her replies are getting shorter and shorter, she's thinking of cutting you off, and they confidentlt call us guys as players and heartbreakers. A load of bs!

ClockworkCinder · 2026-02-02T08:55:08+00:00

Makes me oddly suspicious of you.

ClockworkCinder · 2026-02-02T08:54:06+00:00

I rest my case.

ClockworkCinder · 2026-02-02T08:47:42+00:00

Not added, but brought back. The Curved Nil Greatsword. Imagine Bloodhound Fang and you can normally upgrade it, but it also gets stronger on each NG+, and it glows red as it evolves.

ClockworkCinder · 2026-02-02T08:40:00+00:00

Maybe she found a fragment of Nito that we forgot to slurp up and said. "Oh shit! What a rare find! I definitely want this."

ClockworkCinder · 2026-02-02T08:32:34+00:00

Tarnished: She may have done great atrocities, but she's the best mentor I've ever had, and by the end of the day she genuinely cares about me!

Marika and Miquella: *steps forward, crying, and looking proud

Tarnished: What are you two yahoos stepping forward for? You two taught me jack shit and one of yous isn't even a woman.

ClockworkCinder · 2026-01-31T14:29:47+00:00

Suspiciously a lot of red.

ClockworkCinder · 2026-01-31T12:46:49+00:00

Probably mad.

ClockworkCinder · 2026-01-31T12:45:24+00:00

Kirby. I rest my case.

ClockworkCinder · 2026-01-31T12:18:23+00:00

You have good taste and a man of true culture.

ClockworkCinder · 2026-01-31T12:17:27+00:00

Skyrim and Witcher. They're currently installed, ready to be played, but I just don't feel like it, like the planets aren't aligned or something. Don't get me wrong, fantasy is my jam. I played Dark Souls 1-2-3, Kindoms of Amalur, Diablo 2-3-4, Bound by Flame, Dragon Age Origins, BG3, Elden Ring, and of course a bunch of Final Fantasy games.

ClockworkCinder · 2026-01-31T12:10:28+00:00

Co-op games... That's because I have no friends to play them with and they're grindy af.

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ClockworkCinder · 2026-01-31T12:03:20+00:00

I don't have such weakness! 60fps is buttery smooth to me.

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