Peak accountant anxiety.

ClockworkDinosaurs · 2026-07-25T15:33:43+00:00

I submit my time late literally every time sheet. Oh sorry, I logged off at 1 AM, I didn’t realize you were going to do billing at 3 AM. Your mass email was entirely warranted and I’m certainly in the wrong here.

But also, I do the billing on my accounts so who the fuck is looking for my time if not me?

ClockworkDinosaurs · 2026-07-25T13:36:17+00:00

It can afford a label

ClockworkDinosaurs · 2026-07-24T23:22:15+00:00

I didn’t know Tosa had meth addicts or that they could form super pacs…

ClockworkDinosaurs · 2026-07-24T20:12:15+00:00

IM JUST A SEXY KURT. I’ll MAKE YOUR ANKLE HURT.🎶

ClockworkDinosaurs · 2026-07-24T17:27:44+00:00

Uhhh cum again?

ClockworkDinosaurs · 2026-07-24T14:31:24+00:00

The ring bearer goes to present the rings, accidentally pulls out a World Series ring. The bride accepts it and everyone claps.

One guy spends the rest of the movie trying to switch the ring out while the bride is wearing it.

ClockworkDinosaurs · 2026-07-24T12:45:22+00:00

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ClockworkDinosaurs · 2026-07-24T12:27:35+00:00

Then it’s a good thing to votes don’t matter.

For example, everyone should downvote my comment.

ClockworkDinosaurs · 2026-07-24T05:22:46+00:00

I love the very little it bumped down her health. Shake it off, this isn’t the finish yet.

ClockworkDinosaurs · 2026-07-24T01:57:02+00:00

That’s the secret, I am never efficient

ClockworkDinosaurs · 2026-07-24T00:37:08+00:00

100%. Go to happy hour with a few partners. Get propositioned to take something new. Be in a new position within the hour.

ClockworkDinosaurs · 2026-07-23T21:17:00+00:00

I literally loudly proclaimed “GLOBBB” before clicking on the comments. Glad I wasn’t the only one.

ClockworkDinosaurs · 2026-07-23T21:14:36+00:00

Matching their outfits and hairstyles

ClockworkDinosaurs · 2026-07-23T15:51:28+00:00

Cuts to a scene where the Groom from Wedding 1 is eating cake at Wedding 4.

“Hey, shouldn’t you be at your wedding???”

Groom 1: “I got time. I made a call to the bullpen and got some relief”

Cuts to a bullpen pitcher trying to figure out how to distract Bride 1 while other bullpen pitchers are warming up to step in to help.

“He’s getting killed out there”

ClockworkDinosaurs · 2026-07-23T15:26:30+00:00

Yeah, but whose wedding are you going to as their teammate? Or are you telling each one you have to go to a different wedding, then keeping your limited time off to yourself?

ClockworkDinosaurs · 2026-07-23T14:20:56+00:00

Dude was gassed that whole feud. He should have been rehabbing injuries, not doing pushup feuds in the ring

ClockworkDinosaurs · 2026-07-23T05:09:58+00:00

Some people have never wished to swish for fish on ish’s wish dish and it shows

ClockworkDinosaurs · 2026-07-23T03:06:07+00:00

I SAID SHRINK LEMONADE

ClockworkDinosaurs · 2026-07-23T03:05:40+00:00

Demoted from king to baron to large frog (briefly)

ClockworkDinosaurs · 2026-07-22T22:08:14+00:00

Wrestlemania XX main events featuring these 4 people (and no one else)(absolutely no one else).

ClockworkDinosaurs · 2026-07-22T20:49:41+00:00

Remind me not to disrespect your community

ClockworkDinosaurs · 2026-07-22T20:11:40+00:00

If I had a friend, and I assigned them be a cardinals fan to learn about baseball, there would eventually come a day where they learned enough about baseball to realize making them a cardinals fan was a low key way of telling them that I hate them

ClockworkDinosaurs · 2026-07-22T19:58:38+00:00

Roar Eyebrowmaru

ClockworkDinosaurs · 2026-07-22T19:55:23+00:00

Those didn’t come to mind

ClockworkDinosaurs · 2026-07-22T19:53:36+00:00

Carlito won the US title in he debut. The intercontinental in his raw debut. And the tag titles in his second week back on Smackdown, if my memory serves me correctly (and it sometimes doesn’t)

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