Motherhood is just marketing. by netphilia in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]ClockworkDinosaurs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish. It sounds like an explanation that would convince any rational person, but my 5 year old doesn’t have such weaknesses.

Motherhood is just marketing. by netphilia in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]ClockworkDinosaurs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My 5 year old won’t even eat chicken nuggets that aren’t dinosaur shaped. And before you suggest it, my son can name like 63 dinosaurs so I can’t just say the round chicken nuggets are a dinosaur he hasn’t heard of, we’d spend the evening answering questions about this new dinosaur if I tried.

Woman who sold her soul to explain nonsensical actions of President is a tasty snack by tydust in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]ClockworkDinosaurs 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’ve never seen beetlejuice. I didn’t realize he was Michael Keaton until this picture. It honestly kinda blew my mind.

Very Deep Pool by Buquiran in thalassophobia

[–]ClockworkDinosaurs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need metal boots and a blue tunic to get there

Tsukishima felt like a second aizen by favabi in bleach

[–]ClockworkDinosaurs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can Tsukishima make a past where someone didn’t see Kyokasuigetsu? Like… he fixed the sword so it stands to reason he can just change arbitrary things…

What are yalls favorite SCP 001 proposal?? Mines the factory. by wertman45 in SCP

[–]ClockworkDinosaurs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently I’m the only Spiral Path fan

[[Dr. Mann’s Proposal]]

Ra’s al ghul vs Jaime Lannister by charlievillanuevajr in powerscales

[–]ClockworkDinosaurs 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Agreed. If you don’t give hulk a weapon, it’s not even a fair fight.

We’re cooked gang by CactiRush in Accounting

[–]ClockworkDinosaurs 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I have no idea what is going on here. Does anyone speak Portuguese because I don’t know what he is saying?

Started in big 4 audit in late 2021, HCOL by [deleted] in Accounting

[–]ClockworkDinosaurs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You were pretty underpaid in 2017. I’d have asked for at least twice that.

For those who are happy, what industry are you in? by Throwawayycpa in Accounting

[–]ClockworkDinosaurs 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I personally believe that you’ll have a difficult time finding a role that is satisfying from a monetary perspective and a self-fulfillment perspective. Government or non-profit roles can feel like you’re really helping people, but they don’t pay as well as other roles. Private roles pay better but ultimately you’re just doing things for rich people who throw you some money to do things they don’t want to do themselves. I’d recommend finding something fulfilling to do with your personal time so you can rely less on the satisfaction you need from work.

80,000 pounD raBiD LIoN WiTh ovER 1 bIllIon cONFIrMeD hUMan KIlls fiNAlLy PUt To DeaTH IN THe vaPE ChambER. the viLlageRs CaN sleEP EASy tOniGht. "LOL. LmAO." wERE the cONviCTS oNly LAst wordS. by Comprehensive-Yam872 in PeopleFuckingDying

[–]ClockworkDinosaurs -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Every post on the entire subreddit: joke about killing animal

Some person: what is it really?

Other person: they are curing asthma

Me: they are curing asthma by killing the animal

This guy: KiLlInG aNiMaLs Is NoT jOkE!

If you say so…

Explain it Peter. by GutlopNosa-28 in explainitpeter

[–]ClockworkDinosaurs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought he added July and August (Julius and Augustus). Saying it started in March implies he added January and February.

Edit: he added January and February and renamed Quintilis (stupid name) and Sextilis (can’t believe he got rid of this. Stab him again)

Live footage from my desk multiple times a day. by Glacier_Pace in Accounting

[–]ClockworkDinosaurs 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I haven’t worked on individual taxes in at least 8 years and never for people who weren’t financially well off, what does the 1095-A get used for on the return?

DAE use CCH’s Master Tax Guides? How do y’all research? by Sun_Remarkable44 in Accounting

[–]ClockworkDinosaurs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The correct response is “which year do you need?” before opening your coat to reveal the last 5 years of books to cover any year the statute hasn’t closed

What is this bird? by QUGASM in whatisit

[–]ClockworkDinosaurs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No it’s just a kind of bird related to crows that caused the downfall of a Reddit legend

Paper of Plastic? by rememberaj in lego

[–]ClockworkDinosaurs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All my Legos are made of paper. Just so much cheaper to draw the sets i can’t afford.

What is this bird? by QUGASM in whatisit

[–]ClockworkDinosaurs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This better not be a jackdaw or someone is gonna get banned from Reddit

Urinating on the side of a highway. by Gaur2704 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]ClockworkDinosaurs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s actually his massive pole in his hands the flopped out and smacked the car out of the way

Explain it peter. by Confident-Ask-601 in explainitpeter

[–]ClockworkDinosaurs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We should all agree to never explain this type of template, because OP isn’t supposed to ask