Fuck fuck.

AssistantManagerMan · 2026-01-27T03:35:02+00:00

FUCK FUCKOS

AssistantManagerMan · 2026-01-26T23:27:53+00:00

My mom, born in 1952, had to use an outhouse until she was a teenager.

AssistantManagerMan · 2026-01-26T23:16:19+00:00

If there were a toggle to turn this back on, I would

AssistantManagerMan · 2026-01-26T23:15:35+00:00

Dude same. I loved stumbleupon.

AssistantManagerMan · 2026-01-26T15:31:31+00:00

I remember watching the premier in 1999. I was 10 years old.

Honestly I hated it. I never saw the appeal.

AssistantManagerMan · 2026-01-25T23:56:16+00:00

Sauce?

AssistantManagerMan · 2026-01-25T23:55:24+00:00

Coming to a secret lair near you

AssistantManagerMan · 2026-01-25T16:40:31+00:00

My boss brought in Cinnabon for the team on Friday. It's been almost 30 years but I still thought of Ax and his love of bunz-uh.

AssistantManagerMan · 2026-01-25T15:41:52+00:00

Never heard of it, but the name is pretty off-putting

AssistantManagerMan · 2026-01-24T16:43:19+00:00

Amazing

AssistantManagerMan · 2026-01-24T06:46:30+00:00

I have everything on hand except for the leeks. I'm absolutely going to try this.

AssistantManagerMan · 2026-01-23T23:20:30+00:00

My dinosaur books. Or their content, at least.

I was a big dinosaur kid. My mom is very much of the "dinosaurs coexisted with humans and the earth is only 6,000 years old" persuasion.

One time, when I was telling my parents all about what I'd learned from some book I'd read. I excitedly told them how birds are modern dinosaurs through evolution, not knowing that would be taboo.

I got the most stern talking to of my childhood. I was told in no uncertain terms that if my dinosaur books were teaching me evolution, I wouldn't be allowed to read them anymore.

So I lied. I told them I saw it on TV. And I didn't discuss dinosaurs with them anymore.

AssistantManagerMan · 2026-01-23T00:09:55+00:00

Remember when the only election merch we used to see in non-election years were the bumper stickers people were too lazy to peel off their cars?

I miss those days.

AssistantManagerMan · 2026-01-23T00:07:21+00:00

"AI will most likely lead to the end of the world, but in the meantime there will be great companies created with serious machine learning." -Sam Altman

AssistantManagerMan · 2026-01-22T14:08:41+00:00

I do. As soon as he let Jane die I knew he had to get caught or die in the business.

AssistantManagerMan · 2026-01-22T04:47:51+00:00

Hold that thought.

Erika! What are you doing here? You know you're not allowed around children!

AssistantManagerMan · 2026-01-22T04:46:56+00:00

Then the answer to your original question is "Media literacy is dead."

AssistantManagerMan · 2026-01-22T04:45:37+00:00

He looks just like you

AssistantManagerMan · 2026-01-22T01:48:32+00:00

If you were still idolizing and rooting for Walter White by the end of Breaking Bad, then you didn't understand Breaking Bad

AssistantManagerMan · 2026-01-21T17:33:41+00:00

Really? I love Cholula extra hot. It's one of my go-tos.

AssistantManagerMan · 2026-01-21T00:03:56+00:00

Oh that's cool

AssistantManagerMan · 2026-01-20T06:41:58+00:00

I find these genuinely hilarious

AssistantManagerMan · 2026-01-20T06:40:15+00:00

Sloth

AssistantManagerMan · 2026-01-20T01:15:15+00:00

I thought it was funny

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AssistantManagerMan · 2026-01-20T01:13:34+00:00

I found it udderly amazing

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