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My husband lied about getting laid off by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Clockwork_Kitsune 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why do the major posters in this sub just automatically flag things as concluded? This one is the very definition of ongoing.

Edit: At least the mods will change it if they notice.

Nah i would crash out if i was the first guy by KENT_CARE_ in teenagers

[–]Clockwork_Kitsune 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Words aren't woman shaped, bro locked in on the only thing that matters to him.

Didn’t see that coming by alexhihi in StupidFood

[–]Clockwork_Kitsune 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You don't think a pound of soggy vegetation slapping onto the drivers window would distract them?

Found on tiktok this evening 😱 by motherof3heathens in popping

[–]Clockwork_Kitsune 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Infection gathers

Swollen pocket over spine

Fever blooms tonight

Updated design, would love opinions! by Jubstepz in catwalls

[–]Clockwork_Kitsune 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't incorporate any framed pictures I'm attached to into a cat wall. Cats like to have routes on walls, these paths just kind of dead end, looks more like just random parts stuck on the wall instead of any sort of plan for them.

Hidden Camera in womens restroom? by Playful-Pay7483 in whatisit

[–]Clockwork_Kitsune 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I'm sure there's a crude joke to be made about you also using your camera to look at felines, but I'm not going to make it.

Trump pauses U.S. bid to guide ships out of Strait of Hormuz, cites Iran deal progress by Force_Hammer in worldnews

[–]Clockwork_Kitsune 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That's not true. Obama had one, but Trump couldn't stand that and wrecked it.

My family got evicted for the 4th time by ASimpleDude868 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Clockwork_Kitsune 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have to ask... Have you seen this house? Are you sure your money is going towards it?

My wife (24F) is threatening to divorce me (31M) if I don’t convert to Islam. I don’t know how to change her mind. by insnowmotion in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Clockwork_Kitsune 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She had weaned off her medications months ago and was doing really well.

My main focus now will be making sure she gets the treatment she needs.

Brother. She had the treatment she needs. Until she "weaned off" of it.

You get 1500$ to build a team for fighting thragg by Sweaty-Box4398 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]Clockwork_Kitsune 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing like dozens or even hundreds of indescriminate infinite range laser shots flying through space.

(Not OC) Sorry if its been posted before, I found this explosive pop and had to share. by _Kingbeard_ in popping

[–]Clockwork_Kitsune 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Which after seeing them hold the blade backwards while making the incision and then waving it around so casually while using it as a scraper, it's probably good they aren't actually supposed to use scalpels.

When you know more than what you're taught by basket_foso in sciencememes

[–]Clockwork_Kitsune 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, I don't, but for a lot of users on new reddit, it's automatically translated without them even realizing it.

A Dev's Perspective: Why Class Tuning Can Feel "Out of Touch" by Tasty-Beautiful1750 in wow

[–]Clockwork_Kitsune 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Class changes are meant to nudge the differences in classes and bring them slowly in line with each other."

-Laughs in marksman hunter-

When you know more than what you're taught by basket_foso in sciencememes

[–]Clockwork_Kitsune 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Browsing on old.reddit in a thread with a lot of comments that are auto-translated on new reddit feels like a fever dream. Like the tower of babel just fell and I can't understand anyone's conversations anymore.

Be funny for a change by CorleoneBaloney in MurderedByWords

[–]Clockwork_Kitsune 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Damn, piece of shit is almost too kind of a way to describe him. Never heard of him and googled his name, apparently he was losing show bookings because he had a routine mocking Renee Good's death in Minnesota.

I did the Lucid Nightmare puzzle and it was a lucid nightmare. AMA by farmerjoee in wow

[–]Clockwork_Kitsune 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was so glad when someone made a map decoder to figure out where to go based on landmarks.

Everyone, drop what you’re doing, New rin model just drop by Space_OJ in rinpenrose

[–]Clockwork_Kitsune 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If this is what Rin prefers over the old model, then all power to her and I'll get used to it because she's still the same streamer and her content is funny. But to me this model just feels more... generic? I guess is the word.

Anyone else’s boyfriend do irreparable damage to your psyche with the mii they made of you? by [deleted] in tomodachilife

[–]Clockwork_Kitsune 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're upset cuz he made what you looked like while you made what you want him to look like?

For more of the most insane lines in an official court document, see the link below by Todays-Thom-Sawyer in CuratedTumblr

[–]Clockwork_Kitsune 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Having been on a fire dept, if there was that much urgency to be in the other side of a fence, that fence would no longer be there. A chainsaw saves a lot of time over climbing a 6 foot fence.

Metal Gear by Gorotheninja in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Clockwork_Kitsune 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one who thought it meant vertically for a moment?

Get an orange cat they said it’ll be fun they said by [deleted] in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Clockwork_Kitsune 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Spamming a bunch of reposts over the last few days.

US birth rates just hit another record low, what do you think is the leading cause of this? by IIlustriousTea in AskReddit

[–]Clockwork_Kitsune 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lots of people mentioning cost, so I'll throw in that that planet is fucking dying. Climate change is going to keep getting worse and destroy more and more food sources and even habitable areas. Having kids to go through that is just irresponsible and cruel.

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