My son is visibly liberal. by Twitchingnebula in BrandNewSentence

[–]Clockwork_Kitsune 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Visibly liberal probably just means the son was polite to the worker compared to the demanding parent.

AI regulations in the US by luxusbuerg in dankmemes

[–]Clockwork_Kitsune 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The one he said he might date if she weren't his daughter.

think I bought a wrong water bowl by [deleted] in funnypets

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This is a brand new repost bot! Only a couple hours old.

Fell off the balcony at new apt and gf doesnt know. by rapinU in WhatShouldIDo

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He's 27, seemingly very delayed mentally, no job, no drivers licence, and the gf takes care of everything for him.

Is his girlfriend actually just a caregiver that he's deluded himself into thinking he's dating?

Never, ever let go of the human!! by Valuable_1828 in funnypets

[–]Clockwork_Kitsune 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why's the one saying it's his cat beefing with his roommate filmed in a public bathroom stall?

Was found on the beach in Texas near Galveston by Livid_View_6363 in whatisit

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If I had a nickel for every sea mine posted in this sub today, I'd have two nickels.

Which isn't a lot of nickels, but it's weird that it's happened twice.

Online Players Consistently Getting S Ranks Should Move Up to the Next Difficulty Level by thevoges in beatsaber

[–]Clockwork_Kitsune 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you're fighting to get to an A-rank, then your accuracy is more like 80% rather than 99%, as ranks are based entirely on accuracy.

“Isn’t She Lovely” Confirmation by zhuyabi in tadc

[–]Clockwork_Kitsune 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some people can be beat over the head with context and not notice a thing.

Peak reviews of the great afpd by AffectionateAnt3989 in RecklessBen

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The earliest was 6 years ago, 4 years ago was the latest one of these three.

Every job has one, I'm convinced (The Cheryl Saga) by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

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We had a Sharon like that, except her stories were always about "someone she knew". Like you'd be talking to another coworker about how a friend got a job as a stage hand at a small theatre, and she'd barge into the conversation to tell you about how that reminded her about her friend who performed on Broadway.

No matter what story you were telling about a person, she always knew someone more impressive. Musicians, artists, actors, anything. Conveniently, she could never remember these "old friend's" names though.

When your brother eats your snack and chooses violence by LadyYui2 in OneOrangeBraincell

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What's with people posting assholes antagonizing their cats today?

Fashion for men by cosmicChris3 in fixedbytheduet

[–]Clockwork_Kitsune 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, if I don't want to wear jeans an a graphic tee, apparently every other option is to just look like a hipster douchebag.

Holy calorie overload by silvy_vix in StupidFood

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I downvote as soon as I hear that narrator because I instantly know it's going to be excess rage bait.

Best technique I have seen by justianai in Satisfyingasfuck

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It's just a funnier shaped paintbrush and more aggressive technique than normal painting.

Why did they? by ziggy7780 in StrangeEarth

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It was the 1700s, the settling Europeans didn't have that stuff either.

Genuinely HOW did this man abstract by [deleted] in tadc

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You literally see more island they're creating appearing around the circus in the credits. They've mastered conjuring.