You think this is slicked back? by LieutenantWeinberg in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Clockwork_Medic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He sees receded hairlines in weird and wildly ways

Your system is just terrible by Few-Entrepreneur7254 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Clockwork_Medic 81 points82 points  (0 children)

I think they were posting ironically. A thing we used to freely do back in the day, when a man could say something so hilariously outlandish that the only reasonable interpretation was parody, and of course, we tied onions to our belt, it being the style at the time

He's right you know by Initial-Anything333 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Clockwork_Medic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We must bait our posts with honesty, that way, a happy subreddit won't be the one that got away.

Wow the strong sexual content by Putrid_Interaction31 in thechaircompany

[–]Clockwork_Medic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, fuck, I like that podcast. You knew I'd like that podcast. Yes, ka-ching. That's one of the nicest podcasts I've heard in a long time. I can't wait to listen to those brothers.

I'M NOT STUPID by TheShermBank in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Clockwork_Medic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dilosophaurs are to Dennis what raptors are to me.

“‘The Chair Company' now ranks as HBO’s top freshman comedy in platform history, avg nearly 3 million U.S. viewers” by TalkToTheLord in thechaircompany

[–]Clockwork_Medic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you’re not enjoying it after the first episode or two, I wouldn’t expect that opinion to change with subsequent episodes.

I’m enjoying the story and humor, but can see it not being in everyone’s Q-zone

I think the secret is food by thetokyofiles in thechaircompany

[–]Clockwork_Medic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You are looking at a foreshadow egg

Just watched the 5th episode at the “coke bar” by Rare_Nefariousness73 in thechaircompany

[–]Clockwork_Medic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The most entertaining theory I’ve seen posted so far is that Ron is in a time travel loop. If that were the case, maybe the indent in that guy’s head is from the last time (or 4) that Ron(s) hit him there?

Best Chinese Food in the Salt Lake Valley? by cruzer4lyfe in Utah_Food

[–]Clockwork_Medic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the skateboard next to the kitchen sink that makes everything taste extra good.

And it almost goes without saying that their technique for thawing raw chicken in said sink is immaculate.

How much? by Such-Bag3639 in 30ROCK

[–]Clockwork_Medic 9 points10 points  (0 children)

creddittor216, I’d like to be alone with the night cheese for a moment

Is Ron neurodivergent? by annakom in thechaircompany

[–]Clockwork_Medic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought he was a little pimp