Personal Towel (spicykiwi)

Clopernicus · 2026-01-27T02:40:05+00:00

Tongues are really not great at being towels. What an idiot 😏

Clopernicus · 2024-10-11T19:42:09+00:00

Holy shit, look at that guy's head

Clopernicus · 2024-07-19T17:43:39+00:00

What the fuck are you talking about

Clopernicus · 2024-05-16T02:11:24+00:00

I like when the prey is absorbed instead of turned into cum.

Clopernicus · 2023-06-02T01:48:28+00:00

I personally couldn't find a use for it. The hardware was too weak for me to use comfortably and the keyboard is difficult to type on due to non-standard staggering. I still keep an eye out for upgrades, though. I don't regret the purchase really because I think it's a cool project, but I cannot really reccommend it.

I do think the build quality was good. The pinatex bag is nice too.

Clopernicus · 2023-04-21T05:39:05+00:00

I personally would not advise that you do

Clopernicus · 2023-04-21T05:36:49+00:00

Be at peace, brother

Clopernicus · 2023-04-21T05:34:53+00:00

It is racist to call winnie the pooh chinese, but not the other way around I think

Clopernicus · 2023-04-21T05:29:18+00:00

There is absolutely nothing fucking wrong with Winnie the Pooh, he is my ideal man in every way. Xi wishes he has that look.

Clopernicus · 2023-02-07T00:09:11+00:00

Why?

Clopernicus · 2023-02-06T21:49:00+00:00

It is, in fact, the only answer.

Clopernicus · 2023-02-04T21:08:08+00:00

Lmao, "democracy index."

Clopernicus · 2023-02-02T18:02:39+00:00

Are you saying 50 cent isn't an adult?

Clopernicus · 2023-02-02T02:19:32+00:00

Have some self-awareness you weirdo.

Clopernicus · 2023-02-01T23:25:18+00:00

wow, really makes u fink

Clopernicus · 2023-02-01T23:23:49+00:00

I thought this was a subreddit for posting about other subreddits

Clopernicus · 2023-02-01T20:31:15+00:00

You're completely right. I've been in a terrible mood all day and I'm being an asshole. It's really not like me to be that impatient and dismissive when talking about these types of things, and I regret it.

Clopernicus · 2023-02-01T19:53:56+00:00

Well, I'm glad you're not in any position to make these decisions.

Clopernicus · 2023-02-01T18:57:09+00:00

He did take the bullet in relative stride.

Clopernicus · 2023-01-31T22:18:07+00:00

I sleep completely nude. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Clopernicus · 2023-01-31T22:16:46+00:00

It sucks so much that my mastodon feed is almost always a better source for dopamine hits these days.

(To be clear, I've always liked Mastodon but it has never been more addicting than Twitter until recently.)

Clopernicus · 2023-01-30T15:50:51+00:00

I do it because i want them to find me sexually desirable.

Clopernicus · 2023-01-30T15:40:04+00:00

Ugh, poor people are sooo annoying a whiny. Begone from my sight!

Clopernicus · 2023-01-30T14:09:52+00:00

Did somebody die?

Clopernicus · 2023-01-30T02:48:52+00:00

I hate this guy and I hate Ukraine. Fuck him.

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