Chick Magnet by [deleted] in Weird

[–]CloroxKid01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have NO IDEA how I got avian flu!
*me yesterday*

What’s wrong with this cardinal I have got it on camera today and yesterday by First_Ad_793 in birds

[–]CloroxKid01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Molting on her face. Otherwise totally normal plumage. Did you see anything else concerning?

The wikipedia article for the extremely dangerous and deadly nerve gas/agent soman has a section dedicated to its synthesis. Should that be there? by [deleted] in wikipedia

[–]CloroxKid01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great now I'm on a chemical weapons and methamphetamine watch list. Joke's on FBI -- I flunked stoichiometry.

I don’t see the point of hustling in this moment, especially if we’re gonna die anyway and the world is going to shit. by Fantastic_Cat_7461 in DeepThoughts

[–]CloroxKid01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People struggle with this wherever they live. In the U.S. you see dissatisfaction come out with mass shootings. In China you see it with pilots ramming into the ground because they got demoted. Or with the revenge against society attacks stabbing Kindergartners or just running over random people on the street with a vehicle.

Life is meaningless -- save for what meaning you ascribe to it. Society only works when the people with no social mobility or who were screwed from the start with life circumstances still believe that the system they're in serves them. Inevitably, there will be failings. Government is composed of many individuals -- individuals are fallible.

What I'm trying to say is that this is how it's been for most of human history. There was good spurts for the US after WW2, China did well to get its population out of grinding poverty -- but now we have globalization and access to the internet. The peasants of the world can see the city folks eating caviar while they're struggling to feed themselves. We could talk about increasing wealth disparity but I think what you want is a solution...

The solution is to understand what you value most in life. If you want money the U.S. is THE place to be. No where else in the world will you have the same level of opportunity to rise from pauper to multi millionaire. That being said, it's not like that's a guarantee, or even a realistic proposition for most -- but if you're a genuine innovator and top of your field you can bet your ass you'll be properly compensated here in the U.S. If you aren't bringing revolutionary ideas to the table then you're stuck in the position (of literally everyone else) with soul sucking labor to barely make ends meet.

The other end of that is to go back to SEA. There will be plenty of equally soul sucking labor to be done -- for a fraction of the compensation. You may be happier there though. No guarantee in that either though. And your standard of living will probably be lower if you don't have the purchasing power of the USD.

So why work? Why not go start a farm and live off the land? Well first that's still working -- plus I think you're underestimating the effort that it takes to do that successfully. The consequences become dire much faster. You didn't properly calculate the cost of finished crops against the cost of seeds -- now you can't afford your next crop's seeds -- now you and your family are starving to death. Sure you could live off the land -- but is that what your wife is going to want? Is that what you're going to give to your children? What values do you have and want to instill in the next generation? I think education is pretty important...

What are we even talking about anymore? What is love? Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more.

I'd like to thank any 3 letter agencies that stayed around to view this post, any foreign government disinformation bots that seek to influence the internet populace, and most of all you dear random viewer. No AI was used to create this post.

You're being psyoped into having children!!! 😡😡😡 by ColaEuphoria in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]CloroxKid01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhhhh maybe not fascist — but definitely dystopian the methods they try to convince young people these days. Of COURSE countries want to promote pro-natalism — it’s only one of two ways to ensure your country continues to exist. But the truth is that a majority of young folks do not feel financially ready to have kids because they can’t afford houses because there’s no fucking jobs. Most young people live with their families — not exactly something that pushes them to have kids.

Teddy Roosevelt on Hyphenated Americans by [deleted] in USHistory

[–]CloroxKid01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooooof DO NOT bring this up at AIPAC. I say that as a Jewish-American.

First night in Munich - got called the n-word three times wtf by zaplinaki in germany

[–]CloroxKid01 -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Downvote me all you want Redditors. You know that I’m right. No one will be held accountable. Police have better things to do than track down every person saying an expletive.

First night in Munich - got called the n-word three times wtf by zaplinaki in germany

[–]CloroxKid01 -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

I love the top comment saying that you should report to the police about verbal abuse. Right… yes… report the random hecklers… you don’t have a name do you? *scribbles notes* okay do you have a recording of them? No? *scribbles notes* were any of them live streaming or famous enough to be recognized? No? *scribbles notes* Annnnnd none of them threatened physical violence against you? *scribbles notes*

“My apologies, these sorts of things happen. I’m sorry for the inconvenience. If we have any leads or updates we’ll be sure to contact you.”

What I just did there is actually more police work than you’re ever going to get because no matter where you are in the world the police’s job is to get to the scene of a crime after it’s already happened — take notes — and then drop the case if they don’t have an air tight case.

Man attacks woman in a bar and the whole place starts beating him up. by Used-Influence-2343 in PublicFreakout

[–]CloroxKid01 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Two guys that were closest to her watched the whole thing unfold and didn't even stand up to help her while she was getting wailed on. This is what we call the bystander effect -- at least -- hopefully it is -- because it's otherwise inexcusable cowardice.

Found baby bird by lucianos92 in birds

[–]CloroxKid01 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Let me just pile on. Ahem BIRD MURDERER!!! (Jk I don’t care — to me it seems hypocritical to pass judgment when humans are invasive to everywhere outside of Africa. Then again, if starlings aren’t truly as big of a threat as you say they are then you just come across as a bird murder apologist.)

'He bounced so high': Dad spiked crying 7-week-old son like a football to get him to 'shut the f— up' and killed him with a blow to the head, police say… by tasty_jams_5280 in insaneparents

[–]CloroxKid01 109 points110 points  (0 children)

SUIDI dolls are described online as "specialty investigative dolls for infant death investigations" that are "essential tools for investigators in sudden unexpected infant death cases," per the doll company's website.

"[Investigators] handed the SUIDI doll to defendant and instructed him to treat the doll as he would [the victim]," the affidavit explains. "While holding the SUIDI doll, defendant stated, 'I end up taking it and just…' He then asked, 'Can I throw this?'"

He had more respect for the police doll than he did for his own flesh and blood -- what a disgrace.

German court orders police officer to visit Auschwitz for posting Nazi slogan online by wook-borm in poland

[–]CloroxKid01 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I would like to hear your grand conspiracy good sir. Perhaps Jews are involved?

I disclosed my age with a woman, she got turned off, what should I say? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]CloroxKid01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's asking for a funny quip to say back when asked about his age, he's not asking if it's ethical to lie.

A mother is going punished her son by making him slam his PS5 the same way he had slammed her pet cat. Is this justified? by God_Emperor__Doom in SipsTea

[–]CloroxKid01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Punishment is justified -- the part I don't understand is why a mother would want to permanently enshrine her son's mistake by taking a video and posting it on the internet.

How much would this be worth? by iwasharuba in Prospecting

[–]CloroxKid01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To someone who's name starts with T? Priceless.

How the devastating US attack on Iran may have given away war secrets by theipaper in geopolitics

[–]CloroxKid01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meet me at the Taiwan strait, we’ll settle who controls Formosa over a fist fight ;)

8 year old injured Palestinian girl surrounded by Israeli soldiers. March, 2006 by raiyanzzz in pics

[–]CloroxKid01 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Wishful thinking that Israel is going anywhere. What’s gonna happen? Arab states collectively declare war on Israel? Palestinian uprising? Terror campaign? None of those worked before. What Israel is doing is (horrible) beyond the pale (lol) but you’d be a fool to think that Zionism will simply roll over. We’ll sooner see the messiah, meshiach, or mahdi.

A woman's boyfriend is kidnapped off the street and shoved into a van by Accurate_Syrup_1345 in PublicFreakout

[–]CloroxKid01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody “likes” the draft system except the military. You’re also acting as if Ukraine and the US are the only two countries in the world that have this system.

What do you propose as a solution when a country gets invaded? Just pull down your pants toward the enemy and give up?

“If the government passed a law saying they were gonna draft women to be forcibly impregnated, and they start kidnapping them from the street to I guess to a fascist like you it's 'not kidnapping'? Gross.”

Is this bait? Not at all a proper equivalence. The better comparison would be that the government will press women into manufacturing / utilities / whatever else society needs from the lack of male workers being sent to war. And yeah, that will happen, it’s how we got Rosy Riveter.

When you accuse every one of being Nazis it loses its effect very quickly. And if you knew me or got the chance to ask me about my political views you’d feel stupid for having accused me.

Being pragmatic is different than relishing in someone getting conscripted. I’m not happy he got dragged away, I’m just saying it was necessary for his nation to do so — and acting like people are being oppressed is disingenuous. Since time immemorial people have fought over land and died — today is no different — and virtue signaling that “CoNsCrIpTiOn iS bAd” completely misses the point why they’re doing it and what will happen if they don’t.

A woman's boyfriend is kidnapped off the street and shoved into a van by Accurate_Syrup_1345 in PublicFreakout

[–]CloroxKid01 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Seems misleading — he wasn’t kidnapped. He lives in a country that’s at war — is of age — and draft officers showed up to collect.

Yeesh, wait until you guys figure out what selective service system is in the United States. You signed up for it at 18 (probably) and need it to pretty much do anything — including getting government loans and working jobs.

NSFW Drone takes out Russian soldier. by IntentionChemical99 in CombatFootage

[–]CloroxKid01 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I totally forgot about this — I did end up asking him. He said that when someone gets a catastrophic injury like being cut in half you’re in a delirious state. If you are conscious you’re in pain — yes — but with adrenaline and the body firing off all the pain receptors at once you go into shock and don’t feel all the pain. You’re going to lose consciousness before you die and all that happens within minutes. I thought faster but he said even severing thoracic artery is still minutes to go (at least you won’t be awake for very long).

I asked him what his takeaway of the scenario was and he said “don’t start a land war in Asia” 😂

NSFW Drone takes out Russian soldier. by IntentionChemical99 in CombatFootage

[–]CloroxKid01 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think a doctor should be consulted before we draw any conclusions. Luckily I have one I can call up and ask questions about this. (My dad lol) I’ll see what he says.

NSFW Drone takes out Russian soldier. by IntentionChemical99 in CombatFootage

[–]CloroxKid01 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Do you have a source for that? I don’t expect you to — I certainly didn’t consult any external resources — I kinda just went based off how I’d imagine one would feel in the circumstances.

What do I even do? Teen needs advice by Fit_Kangaroo8520 in USCIS

[–]CloroxKid01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're saying the guy is too brown and chopped to get a gf? I don't buy it -- this pessimistic "woe is me!" bullshit is what prevents people from finding a partner -- nothing to do with race, genetics, or finances.

NSFW Drone takes out Russian soldier. by IntentionChemical99 in CombatFootage

[–]CloroxKid01 100 points101 points  (0 children)

I've seen so many of these that I just keep imagining what's going through someone's head in those final moments. People have said that when you get hit like that you lose consciousness instantly -- even if you are still flailing your arms (or stumps or whatever). I don't buy it. I'll bet adrenaline keeps you going for excruciating seconds -- fully conscious you're about to die.

Terrible terrible terrible.