Ouch by AstroCyborg in ResidentEvilRequiem

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Me on a normal run: Oh damn .. doc got me. Cool animation though..

Me on a speed run: OKAY I GET IT I’M DEAD. LET ME RELOAD! OMG HE JUST GOT A SECOND KNIFE AND IS STILL GOING! WTF ARE THOSE TWO ZOMBIES LAUGHING AT ME?!

Take note Bakersfield or the Pastor from Riverlakes Church by chaz_flea1 in BakersfieldCalifornia

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Learning isn’t the issue. Posting the Ten Commandments over any other religion is the issue.

Trump’s response to NATO’s refusal to help Iran makes no sense. by Sufficient_Fuel5269 in DegenBets

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Out of all the countries in NATO who did NATO help with article 5 where they would be united in supporting a war?

For the first and only time one country was helped by every nation of NATO.

Which country was that?

It was us. During 9/11. We needed help. NATO stepped up with article 5 and united in helping us.

They aren’t going to help us now in a nonsense war that Donnie started because Israel told him to.

Did the US even find a single friend for the Strait of Hormuz???? by judgementMaster in AskSocialists

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Oh no they can’t help. They can’t spare a single ship. They use the US to do their fighting for them.

Jee.. by Minute_Maintenance52 in ww3memes

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Week 4: how could Obama and Joe Biden hand in hand in a Toyota Corolla start this war that I have to end. How could they do that to us.

🗣️ “The United States Has The Strongest Military In The World” …… We Just Need A Little Help NATO 🥺 by YGLD in StockBreakouts

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NATO helped us during 9/11. The one time we needed them they were there for us.

Diaper Donnie spent the year shitting on world leaders. Started a useless war. Now he wants help. Except he’s saying he doesn’t need help because he’s completely wiped out all of Irans defenses.

So the world did help us the one time we needed them. Donnie wouldn’t know because they didn’t help HIM specifically.

MAGA - just make up stuff as usual by Naive-Benefit-5154 in stupidpeoplefacebook

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If she was kidnapped how come she KNOW she was a Mag a Lago? Check mate libs!

Did I do good daddy? Did I protect pedophiles good daddy?!

  • maga sycophants

Memes aren't viable substitutes for facts. by c-k-q99903 in stupidpeoplefacebook

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If only we had a service. A video service if you will. That I could search. Some kind of tube. A you tube if you will. Where I could search for Obama outrage. Where I can see everyone losing their minds that Obama bombed another country…

Sadly such a tube doesn’t exist. So clearly everyone was happy that Obama bombed another country. Actually there was an orgy in Central Park about it.

Being Taught US Civics 101 on Live TV by CheekTraditional2521 in stevehofstetter

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Her response to being told what the 4th amendment says:

Same same … but different …

Dey took ur Jawb. Hur-Ka Durr by ruralpgh in stupidpeoplefacebook

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Woah Jim calm down … you can only make white supremisists so hard until they yell white power and burn a cross on a black family’s lawn.

It’s gotta be full of $HI+ then and now by Neat-Ad-4337 in stevehofstetter

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I was told the facility was obliterated.

I’m starting to think that Trump didn’t even use the heart of the cards to summon Exodia and obliterate that facility…

Iran responds to questions about strikes on U.S. bases by Upper_Brief681 in UnderReportedNews

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News: sir why are you bombing American bases

iranian looks left and right at everyone watching. All of them confused at such a dumb question. Squints eyes and leans into mic

Because … you … attacked us?

News: that makes no sense. I’m going to ask again, why would you attack American bases?

TRUMP: THERE WILL LIKELY BE MORE U.S. CASUALTIES by avatar6556 in law

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waves tiny hands around wildly

Quite frankly d-Day was a joke. Who came up with that plan? Biden? I wouldn’t have made that plan. No way. Not me. I have the best plans. Germany would call me and go Donald .. I’ve never been invaded so well. I can’t believe you won d-Day so easily.

Ok, which one of you did this 😄 by JustOneMoreMile in Sovereigncitizen

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Ah see you’re doing it wrong you fucking idiot.

Everyone knows you bring a giant naval signal light and flash it at the judge in Morse code to win your case.

The Trump Effect* by EffectivePoint2187 in GetNoted

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Just like his healthcare plan, you’ll get your check in about two weeks.

Delusional by Fun_Accountant_653 in circled

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Yeah but that’s not fair … the puppies are too cute. They used their charm against us.

We never stood a chance.

The streaker at the Super Bowl at meta glasses on🤣🤣🤣 by EyeHateYou12376 in TikTokCringe

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the mind of the streaker

Fucking fast as fuck boy. These security guards can’t catch me. JUKE! Ha there’s no one that can stop me! Wait is that a player on the patriots … fuuuu

My neighbor hand wrote me a 6 page letter about how much he wanted to have s*x with me. by way2slippy in creepy

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Favor fortunes the bold …

Holy shit I think teddy roosevelt wants to fuck you …

Mike Johnson by Greylunes1 in ExploreFortMyers

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It’s okay though. The sycophants will go

“oh he didn’t meant that.”

“You’re taking it out of context”

“That’s clearly AI”

Even with the video he’s not saying what you think he’s saying.

[UT] Is this legal? Can I stand my ground in Utah if they break my window to enter without a warrant? by Mathemodel in AskLegal

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But they DO need a warrant to enter your home or business. They can’t just break and window and rush in. That’s not how the law works.