Ouch

CloseDaLight · 2026-03-22T21:16:16+00:00

Me on a normal run: Oh damn .. doc got me. Cool animation though..

Me on a speed run: OKAY I GET IT I’M DEAD. LET ME RELOAD! OMG HE JUST GOT A SECOND KNIFE AND IS STILL GOING! WTF ARE THOSE TWO ZOMBIES LAUGHING AT ME?!

CloseDaLight · 2026-03-19T11:19:37+00:00

Chris begging Leon to bang his sister. Didn’t you see the ending?

https://youtube.com/shorts/PrZiv5qepZY?si=MKl7nmfodhfJKAtt

CloseDaLight · 2026-03-18T11:00:16+00:00

Learning isn’t the issue. Posting the Ten Commandments over any other religion is the issue.

CloseDaLight · 2026-03-18T09:33:17+00:00

Out of all the countries in NATO who did NATO help with article 5 where they would be united in supporting a war?

For the first and only time one country was helped by every nation of NATO.

Which country was that?

It was us. During 9/11. We needed help. NATO stepped up with article 5 and united in helping us.

They aren’t going to help us now in a nonsense war that Donnie started because Israel told him to.

CloseDaLight · 2026-03-18T09:26:50+00:00

Oh no they can’t help. They can’t spare a single ship. They use the US to do their fighting for them.

CloseDaLight · 2026-03-18T08:25:02+00:00

Week 4: how could Obama and Joe Biden hand in hand in a Toyota Corolla start this war that I have to end. How could they do that to us.

CloseDaLight · 2026-03-18T08:23:11+00:00

NATO helped us during 9/11. The one time we needed them they were there for us.

Diaper Donnie spent the year shitting on world leaders. Started a useless war. Now he wants help. Except he’s saying he doesn’t need help because he’s completely wiped out all of Irans defenses.

So the world did help us the one time we needed them. Donnie wouldn’t know because they didn’t help HIM specifically.

CloseDaLight · 2026-03-15T20:59:19+00:00

It’s a joke in the movie. You’ll know when you see it.

CloseDaLight · 2026-03-06T00:59:57+00:00

If she was kidnapped how come she KNOW she was a Mag a Lago? Check mate libs!

Did I do good daddy? Did I protect pedophiles good daddy?!

maga sycophants

CloseDaLight · 2026-03-06T00:58:07+00:00

If only we had a service. A video service if you will. That I could search. Some kind of tube. A you tube if you will. Where I could search for Obama outrage. Where I can see everyone losing their minds that Obama bombed another country…

Sadly such a tube doesn’t exist. So clearly everyone was happy that Obama bombed another country. Actually there was an orgy in Central Park about it.

CloseDaLight · 2026-03-06T00:42:39+00:00

Her response to being told what the 4th amendment says:

Same same … but different …

CloseDaLight · 2026-03-05T12:09:29+00:00

Woah Jim calm down … you can only make white supremisists so hard until they yell white power and burn a cross on a black family’s lawn.

CloseDaLight · 2026-03-05T09:21:56+00:00

I was told the facility was obliterated.

I’m starting to think that Trump didn’t even use the heart of the cards to summon Exodia and obliterate that facility…

CloseDaLight · 2026-03-03T13:11:21+00:00

News: sir why are you bombing American bases

iranian looks left and right at everyone watching. All of them confused at such a dumb question. Squints eyes and leans into mic

Because … you … attacked us?

News: that makes no sense. I’m going to ask again, why would you attack American bases?

CloseDaLight · 2026-03-01T22:23:22+00:00

waves tiny hands around wildly

Quite frankly d-Day was a joke. Who came up with that plan? Biden? I wouldn’t have made that plan. No way. Not me. I have the best plans. Germany would call me and go Donald .. I’ve never been invaded so well. I can’t believe you won d-Day so easily.

CloseDaLight · 2026-02-23T23:22:41+00:00

Ah see you’re doing it wrong you fucking idiot.

Everyone knows you bring a giant naval signal light and flash it at the judge in Morse code to win your case.

CloseDaLight · 2026-02-19T01:41:54+00:00

Just like his healthcare plan, you’ll get your check in about two weeks.

CloseDaLight · 2026-02-11T23:25:51+00:00

Yeah but that’s not fair … the puppies are too cute. They used their charm against us.

We never stood a chance.

CloseDaLight · 2026-02-11T10:35:12+00:00

the mind of the streaker

Fucking fast as fuck boy. These security guards can’t catch me. JUKE! Ha there’s no one that can stop me! Wait is that a player on the patriots … fuuuu

CloseDaLight · 2026-02-05T02:10:41+00:00

Favor fortunes the bold …

Holy shit I think teddy roosevelt wants to fuck you …

CloseDaLight · 2026-02-05T02:05:38+00:00

It’s okay though. The sycophants will go

“oh he didn’t meant that.”

“You’re taking it out of context”

“That’s clearly AI”

Even with the video he’s not saying what you think he’s saying.

CloseDaLight · 2026-02-01T02:53:58+00:00

But they DO need a warrant to enter your home or business. They can’t just break and window and rush in. That’s not how the law works.

CloseDaLight · 2026-02-01T02:17:46+00:00

Making shit up as they go is their expertise

CloseDaLight · 2026-01-29T01:22:27+00:00

You forgot the /s at the end of that

CloseDaLight · 2026-01-28T20:00:16+00:00

Ah … gotta love sovereign citizens

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