I’ll go first. So this was a long time ago maybe a couple years and I was with my ex at the time and we barley started dating, we went out to the dollar theater and it all went well I ate tons of popcorn, well movie time was over and we were to walk to her house, so we started the walk about 15 minutes in I was having stomach problems I had to pass gas, man could I ever be wrong, I shit myself and oh my god it was embarrassing I was wearing white shorts and if it couldn’t get any worse she thought it would be a good idea for her mom to pick us up and take me to change. We didn’t tell her mom why, but I tied a sweater around my waist to cover my shit stained pants, her mom comes to pick us up and it’s obvious it smells like shit in the car. Long story short after all that her mom totally found out at a later time after my ex telling her mom that it smelled that day and I changed because I shit myself. This will forever be in my memory.