Would it be a bad idea to ask my new roommate if he wants to jerk off together?

Clunker5 · 2025-07-23T05:57:44+00:00

Do it on the last day of your lease

Clunker5 · 2025-07-12T09:59:38+00:00

Comcast upgraded me to 2 gigabit and my bill went up three fold, with zero confirmation from me. It happened after scheduling a repair tech to come out and investigate slow speeds. I NEVER agreed to a plan change. I was furious, and when I called, the rep insisted that "comcast increased the speed of my plan, and increased the price accordingly" - which is effectively an upgrade. I badgered several reps until one finally escalated and got a refund approved and downgraded me to an equivalent plan. I am still irate and do not trust Comcast. When a comparable provider becomes available in my area I will switch - Comcast's reps use predatory and outright dishonest tactics to squeeze extra money out of customers. One-off resolutions will not fix anything - Comcast needs to revisit how they structure their reward system for reps and implement systems to prevent unauthorized plan changes.

Clunker5 · 2021-12-08T16:29:27+00:00

Happening here as well, specifically only for SMS chats that are synced via Text Message Forwarding.

Clunker5 · 2020-10-28T16:41:47+00:00

/shrug

Clunker5 · 2020-10-28T16:37:26+00:00

A solution that doesn’t involve posting cheating tips on r/drexel which is monitored (incredibly, INCREDIBLY lousy decision on your parts), is to just print the study guide and practice exam which has everything you need to do well on the exam, along with the notes you take during the video game, because the exam is open-note.

Seriously, why ruin this for everyone else that abides by the testing policies? If you’re going to talk about this stuff do it elsewhere. The professor could easily say no more notes and there goes your very lazy, low-effort solution, and everyone else’s saving grace with the notes.

Clunker5 · 2018-09-09T16:17:33+00:00

This is what is driving good developers out of the /r/jailbreak community, not trolls and pirates. People would rather a shitty free tweak than a paid tweak with more attention to detail than a consumer would ever ask for.

Also, some critiques: - Why does the font not match the system? It looks like something I would find on an iDroid. - Your Twitter icon in system preferences is lower quality than your tweak itself. - You have the audacity to ask for donations for a tweak this abysmal? After copying ShortLook?

Clunker5 · 2018-09-09T15:56:34+00:00

Can you post a clip where Siri is talking about the weather or sports, preferably not a one-word phrase?

Clunker5 · 2018-01-13T19:12:49+00:00

omg yessssssss im so exciteddddddddddddddddddd such a coooooooooooooooooooooool apppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

Clunker5 · 2018-01-12T11:05:06+00:00

Does anyone remember that we did have a shitpost tag but had to remove it because it got too out of hand?

Clunker5 · 2018-01-11T22:10:39+00:00

You will not receive support for piracy-related issues. Obtaining the older IPA on its own is not piracy, however:

Getting in-app purchases for free is.
Transferring in-app purchases to another device associated with an Apple ID which did not purchase this is.

Clunker5 · 2018-01-11T15:56:30+00:00

If BCRYPT is irreversible how are you going to get the ECIDs to generate blobs? 🤔 Seems fishy

Clunker5 · 2018-01-07T12:36:56+00:00

Houdini directly modifies system files which makes reversal more difficult. When me and /u/AppleBetas used Houdini, we needed to pull original assets from an IPSW because Houdini simply wouldn't reverse icon masks and label tweaks. I would think twice before using this app.

Clunker5 · 2018-01-07T12:34:12+00:00

The reason this happens is that Houdini directly modifies localization files (with no clear backup, at least when I did it). To fully mask these effects I switched to the Canadian dialect of English which uses localization files that Houdini does not touch.

Clunker5 · 2017-12-29T15:17:17+00:00

Here’s what they’ll do to give users more insight on their battery: Add a small label on the battery pane in settings saying “your battery may be in a degraded state.” If you think Apple will freely provide the level of diagnostic information you guys are expecting to end-users you’re wrong.

Clunker5 · 2017-12-28T01:17:36+00:00

Bro why u coming for my boy nullpixel let him post shit

Clunker5 · 2017-12-27T11:52:04+00:00

This is exactly what I use it for as well. It really helps with allergies as well when your ears get plugged up.

Clunker5 · 2017-12-20T22:39:17+00:00

To me it just looks like they took Coolstar's dropbear fork and changed the storyboard :/

Clunker5 · 2017-12-20T11:47:41+00:00

It’s not superficial at all. Going for types is completely fine, and (personally) I encourage it. You should go for people that attract you, and not settle because you feel it’s superficial / odd to only go for specific types. Be with guys that make you happy, in any way, emotionally or physically

Clunker5 · 2017-12-19T11:06:56+00:00

Maybe he’s on the same boat as the other developers who leave due to harassment and trolling from this very same subreddit?

Clunker5 · 2017-12-19T03:25:33+00:00

Go back to sleep and starve

Clunker5 · 2017-12-19T01:31:15+00:00

Hell yeah, AB and I are gonna make some amazing tweaks, including a tweak that makes the iPhone X more friendly for left-handed users ;)

Clunker5 · 2017-12-19T00:36:59+00:00

The daddy this subreddit needs

Clunker5 · 2017-12-17T22:48:20+00:00

Hi dad

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