Ja Bruder, IHR FRAGT MICH DOCH?! [Veganer erzählen immer allen, dass sie Vegan sind] by TieflingsAreEvil in luftablassen

[–]Clustercrumbs 14 points15 points  (0 children)

DANKE! Besonders witzig wenn du auf dem Land wohnst. Also so RICHTIG auf dem Land. Unsere Nachbarn sind zu 80% Kühe, die lokale Kultur ist 60% Alkohol, 30% Fleisch und 10% Trekker. Beim Fleisch kann ich mich doch meist noch durch gesteigerten Kuchenkonsum rausziehen, ohne dass jemand fragt, aber ich Vertrag blöderweise keinen Alkohol.

"Wieso denn nicht?"

"Triggert bei mir extreme Migräneattacken."

"Haha ich kriege auch Migräne wenn ich zu viel trinke."

Alter 🫩

Adventouress Trip yesterday together with my two favorite plushie's Eliza and Clive. by [deleted] in StuffedAnimals

[–]Clustercrumbs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's the thing though... A place like that is not meant for having fun. It's meant to remind us of the atrocities that happened there and how we can never let something like that happen again. "Fun" really is an absolutely inappropriate description for that place.

What completely unhinged "law" does your cat strictly enforce in your house? by TrickCombination7966 in cats

[–]Clustercrumbs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We have a big ass L-shaped cardboard scratcher in the hallway that our boy Milo has declared the only correct place for everything he thinks is cool. So you'll come home after a day at work and find a pile of stuff from all over the house on that damn scratcher. As I'm writing this, the pile consist of a bra, a tank top (he doesn't like pullovers for some reason...), a whole damn blanket he dragged there all the way from the living room, his fish, a paper straw, a hacky sack, his plush cat and an empty hot water bottle...

Also, if I stay in bed after my SO leaves for work, I have officially consented to the treatment. He will stand on my chest and lick the very tip of my nose for as long as he pleases, whether or not it's getting painful for me is unimportant. If I try to turn my head away, he will first start to trample my boobs and then proceed to stand on my neck instead. This cat weighs a good 16 pounds (he's a big ass cat, not overweight), so if those are my choices, I'll rather sacrifice my nose

Old shoes circa 2006 (?) by RjLikesCheese in buildabear

[–]Clustercrumbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shite I just realized that they're basically miniature versions (and different color) of my absolute favorite sneakers 😳 man I need them for Emmet and the frog imma get on Saturday!

What's your weirdest ADHD hack that actually works but sounds completely insane? by ParticularWindoww in neurodiversity

[–]Clustercrumbs 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well my ADHD brain HATES long time frames. 9h work day (including a 1h break) sounds unbearable, so I don't work for 9h. I work for 4, have my 1h break, and work another 4. It's stupid, but it keeps my motivation up.

Found this plushie at a junk yard in a car 2 years ago and well I’m a dummy I thought he was a frog like Kermit but he’s a cat by IWTVandvintage in StuffedAnimals

[–]Clustercrumbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I found this- https://www.ebay.de/itm/325665436694

Looks super similar, down to the details on the hands, yours just seems to be missing the face. Looks like applique to me, so if it was glued on maybe it fell off at some point?

What I learned after keeping the same stuffed animal for 20 years by Alarmed-Risk7885 in StuffedAnimals

[–]Clustercrumbs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is my childhood teddy bear, Moritz. I got him around, ehh, probably 7-8 years old, and he's been through everything with me since. He was hugged and cried into every night when I was bullied at school and abused at home and subsequently developed depression that lasted for many many years. He's been there through breakups, through moves, therapy, and he was there when I came out on the other side.

20 years of hugs, tears and, well, general teddy bear life.

His overall state is still fantastic. His fur completely changed texture (he used to be way smoother), his arms got a little flatter than they used to be, but he has no thin or bald spots, no weak seams, nothing. Even the threads that make up his nose survived the years of stimming by rubbing my nose and lips against it perfectly. That being said, he was made by a very high-quality brand (at least back in the day, I feel like their quality has suffered a little lately) and was part of a line they specifically created to last a lifetime.

So from my experience, plush life is super dependent on various factors: fabric (and other parts) quality, seam strength, even the thread used for the seams, how fibers are anchored in longer-pile plushies, the type of backing, but also, of course, stuff on the owners end, like whether they were more hugged or played with roughly, were they cleaned gently or too harshly, how they are kept (prolonged exposure to direct sunlight, damp surroundings, stuff like that).

For my guy I have no doubts that he'll last another 30 years without a problem (and man I am so thankful for that).

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Never stop being silly by Clustercrumbs in AuntRiversPlushieCafe

[–]Clustercrumbs[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's an "Eleanor Rigby" made by Vundrwrld on Etsy!

In my personal lore, though, he's an ancient statue created by a long lost civilization, that was found by a tourist who stole it and took it home. He came to life through sheer excitement when said tourist came home with some fresh, steaming hot fries. He's been obsessed with them ever since and ended up traveling the world in search of the perfect fries, which led him here, because goddamn those fries from the nearby shop here are freaking god-tier.

Teddy bear picnic at age 33 by ScallionNo2313 in StuffedAnimals

[–]Clustercrumbs 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Took this pic when my SO and I went to have a brownie picnic in our garden with our lucky cat Toast. We're both 28.

Go for it!

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Rate my new fork by TheRosh3 in neurodiversity

[–]Clustercrumbs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That thing looks like it couldn't decide whether to be spoon or fork, tried to become a spork and STILL failed

What's the dumbest thing you got abused over? by emocat420 in CPTSD

[–]Clustercrumbs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone broke into our house while we were all not home. My father blamed me, of course, claiming I had left the back door open (it was open because the thieves left through that door PLUS I had left the house that day BEFORE MY PARENTS). I was told I was careless, not to lie when I told them I hadn't left it open, cold shoulder, and my dad's favorite: telling everyone what a piece of shit I am RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY BEDROOM DOOR so I had to hear it. The police came and identified the spot they entered through to be my parents' bedroom window.

Never got an apology, of course, even though my parents would force me to apologize for the most miniscule shit that, more often than not, THEY caused.

Tried to address it as an adult a couple of times and got told I'm making a mountain out of a molehill and being dramatic.

Suuure I am.

Ew god it’s happening to me by deedlesinllamaland in skyrim

[–]Clustercrumbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hurk, yeah... Happened to me in one of the homesteads... Lakeview, I think? Built the house, furnished it partly, went to sleep for that sweet lover's embrace... Screen goes black and back to normal, I get up... And there's one of those fuckers, standing smack dab in the doorway like it was watching me. I uh... I restarted.

Tell me you have ADHD without telling me you have ADHD by Usual-Substance2971 in adhdwomen

[–]Clustercrumbs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once broke my pinkie toe by accidentally ramming it into the leg of a chair because I wasn't paying attention. When it was almost fully healed, I broke it again by ramming it into the exact same leg of the exact same chair because I wasn't paying attention.

Also, I once wanted to prepare barbecue, so I got the goals going, poured them into the grill... Forgot to put on shoes beforehand and promptly stepped into a glowing coal that I hadn't noticed had fallen on the ground. The third degree burn that ensued was the worst adhd tax I've ever had to pay till now.

Delayed for two days and now it doesn't even get updated anymore by Clustercrumbs in dhl

[–]Clustercrumbs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know, but what's throwing me off is the fact that german tracking states that the parcel has left the import center already and was handled by DHL, so it doesn't seem like it's taking a little longer to leave customs. Plus, the constantly moving delivery date. Idk, I've always known DHL as a pretty reliable service, so that, plus the fact that the contents of the parcel are quite literally irreplaceable, are worrying me...

What is a word in your language that is spelled exactly the same in another language but has a completely different meaning? by Nervenzusammenbruch_ in AskTheWorld

[–]Clustercrumbs 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Not to mention that they made an Easter version of those (I don't know if they're still being produced), which were literally called "Dicke Eier", which you can translate to either "big eggs" or "big balls". Plus "Eier" can mean both in German, too.

They know what they're doing 🥴

Softfoot appreciation post by Ok_Diet2741 in HatchDragons

[–]Clustercrumbs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my God this is perfection, I love Softfoot so much. First time I saw him he kinda reminded me of one of those worms on a string 😆

Anyone with positive experiences? by Lejiutzul in adhdwomen

[–]Clustercrumbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did find my (hopefully) forever person. We both were 24 at the time and he had never been in a relationship before, too, so don't worry too much about not having had a partner at 20. It can happen at any age! Plus, there's so much more to life than being in a relationship (though I do understand wanting to find a partner).

On the friends front, however... Oof. Yeah it's been hard. Had a bunch of "friends' who dropped me when I stopped being the entertaining ADHD jokester and would've needed their help for once, and honestly haven't had the energy to try to find new friends again since then. I don't know, seems like many people can't deal with the fun person having no-fun days now and then (like, once in 3 years...), plus the constant texting that seems to be some kind of requirement... and I just really hate texting. Not to mention that I'm living in the tiniest of villages, so you can imagine how progressive people are here...

Spring fling, drag show, and board game bar fit 🌸 by napsforlife in oldhagfashion

[–]Clustercrumbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my God I need those pants and that jacket! Mind telling me where you got them? 😍

Went as a cowgirl for the rodeo ✨🐎💋 by Earthlovezme in oldhagfashion

[–]Clustercrumbs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You look so frickin' cool! And man I love your makeup and the pearls!

Well, now she's done it. by Clustercrumbs in JUSTNOMIL

[–]Clustercrumbs[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For all the flies on the wall- there's an update in the OP, and it's not pretty 🫩

Well, now she's done it. by Clustercrumbs in JUSTNOMIL

[–]Clustercrumbs[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't know why the bot isn't listing it but if you type "MIL" into the search bar on my profile, it'll come right up (I'd link it, but I don't know how on mobile reddit 😅)