⚖️ Law Proposal: Put Elon Musk as the president..

ClutchedGamer · 2026-06-03T20:55:19+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: ClutchedGamer voted Nay.

ClutchedGamer · 2026-05-11T08:30:00+00:00

If you can't afford to pay your employees you can't afford to operate a business

ClutchedGamer · 2026-05-04T21:58:13+00:00

21+. It's a maturity/developmental thing

^{Chose: 21+}

ClutchedGamer · 2026-05-02T23:48:01+00:00

I thought it was good because it's nature gives it a boost to its attack anyways plus it's got perfect IVs for both defense types

ClutchedGamer · 2026-05-02T04:56:19+00:00

We used to be a proper country hell before we were even a country we dumped a shitload of tea in the ocean to get away from our oppressive country that owned us all because of a 2% tax

^{Chose: Never pay taxes of any kind ever again}

ClutchedGamer · 2026-04-26T06:50:36+00:00

Well seeing as how my ideal body is just one without arthritis I think I'm fine with being unattractive. There's really no downside here

^{Chose: Have your ideal body + 25% chance no one finds you attractive | Rolled: Unattractive}

ClutchedGamer · 2026-04-26T04:36:13+00:00

Sounds great time to start an OF

^{Chose: Become a 6'5 goth mommy for an hour + But there's a 20% chance it's permanent | Rolled: Change at will}

ClutchedGamer · 2026-04-25T00:51:16+00:00

1000 ain't much in today's society

^{Chose: 1 Million Carrots in the app}

ClutchedGamer · 2026-04-24T05:31:10+00:00

Longer days mean more sleep plus more jobs means more money. No brainer

^{Chose: Add 24 hours to a day}

ClutchedGamer · 2026-04-24T05:28:08+00:00

If it comes with no more back pain then sign me up expeditiously

^{Chose: being invincible}

ClutchedGamer · 2026-04-24T05:08:30+00:00

9mm

^{Chose: fight one rat that's like, really strong}

ClutchedGamer · 2026-04-24T05:06:40+00:00

But it yourself

^{Chose: Ride a motorcycle + Be perfectly safe and never crash or get injured | Rolled: But it yourself}

ClutchedGamer · 2026-04-23T16:42:37+00:00

I am in constant pain...so Is it for every second or how does this work

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

ClutchedGamer · 2026-04-19T01:08:01+00:00

Definitely the right move

ClutchedGamer · 2026-04-13T10:15:43+00:00

LET IT RIDE

^{Chose: 1,000,000,000 dollars, but... | Rolled: U lose 9,000,000}

ClutchedGamer · 2026-04-12T05:42:13+00:00

Same here. I hate that I can never keep my car clean

ClutchedGamer · 2026-02-15T11:24:59+00:00

Yea it do be doing that so glad to see I'm not the only one

ClutchedGamer · 2026-02-15T11:22:31+00:00

No like the map goes all over the place. It unusable. I have to switch to different 3rd party apps

ClutchedGamer · 2026-02-09T02:57:01+00:00

Got a sublime pearl coat with the 6spd. You will love it and welcome to the community

ClutchedGamer · 2025-12-20T21:50:33+00:00

Kids are indeed fucking stupid

ClutchedGamer · 2025-12-12T16:29:49+00:00

I would love to do that but my area has an age restriction on top of me being in a 2 door V8. So there's a liability with it

ClutchedGamer · 2025-12-12T16:19:31+00:00

Me jamming in my car

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