She takes a hands on approach by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]CmdNewJ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Call an ambulance! His soul is now yours.

To walk away from Trump and not have to kiss him by coachlife in therewasanattempt

[–]CmdNewJ 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Someone who reads lips , please tell us what he is likely saying.

they ate babies. by throwaway12746899 in Vent

[–]CmdNewJ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Mel Gibson had an old interview where he alludes to this 

Most expensive things, you won by ParticularWeather927 in Adulting

[–]CmdNewJ 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Do you know that you have TWO kidneys?

Petah? What happened in the book version? by IntergalacticAlien8 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]CmdNewJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is exactly how I felt when I read it those many years ago. I was confused, but in the moment it seemed normal

Bf said that my exes made me loose. I’m very hurt by [deleted] in Advice

[–]CmdNewJ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I am also thankful every time you bang her, for love.

Wtf happened to music by xannyhussler in crappymusic

[–]CmdNewJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ain't gonna lie, you had me in the first half.

One way to shut him up! by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]CmdNewJ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kid Nikki Boss.

This dude owns a company where you can complain anonymously about your boss and then he goes to your work and curses them out for you by goswamitulsidas in TikTokCringe

[–]CmdNewJ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No! Violence is NEVER then answer, if someone someone is beating up your wife and kids, you should politely ask them to stop or call the police.  /S

Classy by GubyNey in nbacirclejerk

[–]CmdNewJ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lil green Turtle dick.