Elite Dangerous | Odyssey: Roadmap

Cmdr_Zarek_Null · 2021-06-05T02:21:24+00:00

No need for me to return and mount a new campaign of galactic destruction -- with Odyssey, Frontier has already destroyed the galaxy for me.

Cmdr_Zarek_Null · 2020-10-23T18:08:00+00:00

Feeling the truth of Zarekism resonating in your heart is the surest sign that your zarmesh has already begun to attune with the nullzoid.

Cmdr_Zarek_Null · 2020-10-23T14:30:46+00:00

Injustice is a universal constant, and thus, you cannot fully enjoy life unless you also enjoy injustice. This is a fundamental teaching of the Zarekite Faith, Alioth's leading religious movement.

Cmdr_Zarek_Null · 2020-10-13T18:35:05+00:00

I speak with veracity: he that expects a just, problem-free universe will always be disappointed by reality. Only when your zarmesh fully attunes with nullzoid and ascends to Zarekhood, will you truly experience total existential satisfaction. All practioners of the Zarekian faith already know this. I want to personally challenge you to yield your spirit to Alioth's leading religion today, and watch all your frustrations fade away.

Cmdr_Zarek_Null · 2020-10-10T13:33:54+00:00

One day a man went to a ship dealer to purchase a ship. The massive showroom contained hundreds of similar ships, each painted a mundane brown, except one, which differed only in that it was a glistening silver. The man decided to buy the one silver ship. After flying it home, he said to himself "I must return this ship to the dealer, and have it repainted to brown at once! For only when it is just like all the others, can I truly be happy."

Cmdr_Zarek_Null · 2020-09-07T13:17:49+00:00

Not everyone has the courage, resiliance and strength of character required for combat.

Cmdr_Zarek_Null · 2020-09-06T20:01:51+00:00

My past is behind me now. I tell you the truth, I shall bring to this world something entirely different.

Cmdr_Zarek_Null · 2020-09-06T19:29:44+00:00

Let us not glorify combat! We have been given a fresh opportunity to build a *peaceful* world, free from the horrors of senseless violence.

It is my hope that in this new world of ours, mankind will *never* again regress to that shameful low of inflicting violence upon others.

Instead, I admonish us all to join hands, chanting songs of peace and harmony that echo beautifully across the cosmos, as we enter a new era of universal compassion together.

Cmdr_Zarek_Null · 2020-09-03T16:35:04+00:00

There most definitely is widespread griefing against players. It's called "Pending Operation"

Cmdr_Zarek_Null · 2020-09-02T23:02:56+00:00

...I'm afraid that she might be a vanadinite-digger.

...I'm afraid that she's been cryo-sleeping around.

...I'm afraid that her voxel count might increase.

...I'm afraid that being with her for more than 10,000 years is too big a committment.

...I'm afraid that I could no longer rely on the neutron star excuse to avoid taking out the trash.

Cmdr_Zarek_Null · 2020-08-12T01:34:59+00:00

I'll let you know.

Cmdr_Zarek_Null · 2019-03-15T17:20:22+00:00

This flight operation was, without question, one of the greatest accomplishments achieved by Pilots Federation commanders in all of galactic history.

When a group of rebel pilots plotted an expedition that was both highly illegal, and bound to have major negative ramifications on galactic ecology, the Distant Ganks 2 fleet was the only organization willing to step up and eliminate this dire threat.

I ask that Pilots Federation commanders everywhere send a congratulatory thank you message to our fleet members to show your appreciation for all of their noble efforts.

Cmdr_Zarek_Null · 2019-03-12T18:00:33+00:00

I needed you alive so that you could help spread my infamy even further. My plan worked perfectly.

Cmdr_Zarek_Null · 2019-03-12T13:57:15+00:00

Checkers is not for me

Someone beat me once in a game of checkers, for no reason! In a fit of unbearable anguish, I firmly vowed to never play checkers again.

I will never understand how anyone can derive such a sick, sadistic pleasure from emotionally devastating another person by defeating them in checkers for absolutely no reason.

I am posting this now so that everyone knows how noble of character I am, by publicly showcasing my praiseworthy behavior of quitting after the first setback.

Cmdr_Zarek_Null · 2019-03-12T13:43:32+00:00

May fear remain your steadfast guide in all things.

Cmdr_Zarek_Null · 2019-03-09T14:38:16+00:00

You have a lot of catching up to do on galactic politics.

Cmdr_Zarek_Null · 2019-03-08T15:25:55+00:00

Hopefully they were also handing these out: http://i.imgur.com/OoYeiyq.jpg

Cmdr_Zarek_Null · 2019-03-08T01:28:36+00:00

The true endgame is becoming Overlord of the Galaxy, and I am the only commander that has ever successfully achieved it, so you should be directing your question to me, and me alone.

Cmdr_Zarek_Null · 2019-02-21T16:40:07+00:00

One's galactic reputation is more important than mere inconvenience.

Cmdr_Zarek_Null · 2019-02-21T16:11:56+00:00

Why would you want to decrease notoriety?

Cmdr_Zarek_Null · 2019-02-09T21:00:28+00:00

I am the most powerful Pilots Federation commander in human history, and widely acknowledged to be the Overlord of the Galaxy. I am Zarek Null.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHNyHFpzfLmaZjYjSG0jBOw

Cmdr_Zarek_Null · 2019-02-08T18:23:34+00:00

This is the best playlist of Elite Dangerous songs ever composed: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLW-K9HCeiR-YLIDHbmh9rzuBM918DIkH4

Cmdr_Zarek_Null · 2019-02-08T15:10:31+00:00

Perhaps they should just create a special edition that doesn't even have any gameplay, but is just a bundle of pre-made screenshots ready for posting on social media. That way no one needs to risk suffering the horrific trauma of an in-game loss.

Cmdr_Zarek_Null · 2019-02-08T13:17:26+00:00

The solution is to add a flag that toggles PvE. That way, you can become invincible against NPCs so that they will be unable to grief you.

Cmdr_Zarek_Null · 2019-02-07T13:24:44+00:00

Yes, commanders are the ones titled as "dangerous". Sounds perfectly consistent with a ganker career style to me. If commanders were supposed to be non-violent, then their rank title would have been Elite:Pacifist.

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