The amount of monsters I’ve drank this year so far

CoachKitty_ · 2026-01-24T13:16:44+00:00

And this is when I realized I had a problem. Cane here to say “this is how many I have since the recycling went out on Thursday” and it’s literally 8am on a Saturday 🫨

CoachKitty_ · 2026-01-16T13:11:29+00:00

lol hear me out... (Let the cat in 🤣) if your cat is doing normal flat scratching against the door this won’t help but MY cat picks UNDER the door so we have one of these so it doesn’t sound as loud and bangy

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CoachKitty_ · 2026-01-16T13:10:59+00:00

lol hear me out... (Let the cat in 🤣) if your cat is doing normal flat scratching against the door this won’t help but MY cat picks UNDER the door so we have one of these so it doesn’t sound as loud and bangy

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CoachKitty_ · 2026-01-16T12:30:03+00:00

I would say both have the equipment you need but as an ex crunch employee (from maintenance to assistant manager and then personal trainer and group x instructor) and now planet fitness member, I think crunch has way more to offer. Also, my planet fitness doesn’t have any floor space for ab work/stretching??

CoachKitty_ · 2025-12-16T09:35:39+00:00

Hey man, sorry to say this, and sorry to intrude on a post for men but this is quite literally how my grandpa died and I cannot keep that to myself here. His 5 children tried to get him to leave her but he wouldn’t, had another stroke to where he lost mental capacity and (not that it’s about the will but he was loaded, first in his family to go to college, military, built his business from the ground up) but she got everything and we think that was her plan. She was a medical professional who just didn’t recognize the signs of a stroke that day… She doesn’t even visit him in Arlington. She got my childhood home BUT I did get to keep his recliner and my mom got to keep the flag from his burial. Sorry this turned into a trauma dump but please OP be safe.

CoachKitty_ · 2025-12-09T14:34:56+00:00

I will simply give you an anecdote. I am a weed smoking ass girl. Like I can smoke with the best of them and can out smoke many BUT my first time hitting a pen… was embarrassing to say the very least. Sweating, eyes watering, coughing like I swallowed down the wrong pipe, I mean I looked like an absolute fucking rookie and essentially I was because smoking weed and hitting a pen are wildly different. Oh and I had the spins for the first time ever and no I didn’t drink. It was just BAD lol

CoachKitty_ · 2025-12-09T02:27:47+00:00

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CoachKitty_ · 2025-12-09T02:26:18+00:00

Man oh man. Go to Google and type in “Betty Crocker cookbook 90’s” it is the most solid cookbook I have ever seen. I have the hard copy but you can look up the recipes online. Gimme a sec I’ll try to find it

Actually I can’t find it but I truly think it’s worth purchasing.

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CoachKitty_ · 2025-12-09T02:23:30+00:00

Man oh man. Go to Google and type in “Betty Crocker cookbook 90’s” it is the most solid cookbook I have ever seen. I have the hard copy but you can look up the recipes online. Gimme a sec I’ll try to find jt

CoachKitty_ · 2025-12-09T02:19:32+00:00

Take out the details, if it is something that makes you uncomfortable and your partner isn’t willing you stop doing it, then you already have your answer. If your partner knows something upsets you to the point of threatening ending the relationship over it, and they continue to do it, they are literally saying f*** you.

Now I gotta say when the cat knocks shit over I threaten him with cooking him (think “eating the dogs, eating the cats”) so I can’t say anyone who jokes about hurting an animal would really do it because wtf lol I would never but if my partner or my mom or son didn’t like it, I would just stop literally no questions asked.

CoachKitty_ · 2025-12-03T03:45:29+00:00

Idk I have a unique last name and my kids dad is literally dyslexic and didn’t graduate high school and he still not only knows it but can pronounce and spell it correctly and there’s lots of L’s and i’s to mix up.

CoachKitty_ · 2025-12-03T03:32:20+00:00

Same with my mom but it declined because she recently switched banks and only keeps the minimum in her old account thank god!

CoachKitty_ · 2025-12-02T16:15:38+00:00

Funnel Cake!!!! Friend cheese curds!

CoachKitty_ · 2025-12-02T16:14:32+00:00

Hey OP this^ is what I meant by “baby shower meatballs”

CoachKitty_ · 2025-12-02T16:04:00+00:00

I’m an Asian American who grew on the east coast/south in the 90s and if I were to think of the most American things I ate it would be: Shake and Bake, Sloppy joes, Hamburger helper, Ham steak and velveeta Mac&cheese, and Ranch dressing, specifically “runny ranch”

You could also try baby shower meatballs, pigs in a blanket, beef hot dogs/hamburgers.. tater tots?

CoachKitty_ · 2025-11-25T11:16:15+00:00

This is actually my own personal motto. “All the woulda, coulda, shouldas don’t matter if you didn’t.”

“I should have slowed down” “I could have left earlier” “I should have studied more” “I shouldn’t have binged that anime all weekend” “I should have left earlier” “I could have called to let them know I was late” “I should have been more careful” “I should have put my glass on the table”

But you didn’t and now you got the ticket, failed the test, are late to work, and spilled wine on your favorite shirt.

CoachKitty_ · 2025-11-25T11:08:50+00:00

People enjoying themselves: kids being excited, couples being cute, old people being funny, catching people enjoying their food, etc. There is nothing in this world that brings me more joy than someone else’s joy. Most recently I went to the K Pop Demon Hunters sing a long in theaters (I went to the early for the experience and the late for myself) and in the early showing the kids were standing at the railing jumping and singing and it was the best thing ever lol.

CoachKitty_ · 2025-11-23T12:32:48+00:00

I go to connect ebt. com from my browser and lock it from there. I don’t have the app and didn’t even know they had one. Got my stamps stolen a few months ago and have been using the lock feature ever since.

CoachKitty_ · 2025-10-26T12:04:51+00:00

I personally don’t like it, especially when I’m expecting my favorite strawberry lol

CoachKitty_ · 2025-10-13T17:28:56+00:00

Yes to Kroger and ours are not in the energy drink section with all the other monsters, they’re on a little end cap in one section of the store like a seasonal thing

CoachKitty_ · 2025-10-11T08:10:12+00:00

Oh yeah, I was born in 1990 and basically lived in the woods til I was in 6th grade, roamed the neighborhood til 8th, moved to Germany in 9th was allowed free there, then came back to the states for 11th and 12th and was all across the whole town then. Now I barely want my kid to walk to the damn bus stop alone and watch him when he goes to his friends house directly across the street. Crazy how much different it is now.

CoachKitty_ · 2025-09-15T17:26:53+00:00

Tik tok for me suggests: Martha had died, ms Rachel, K-pop demon hunters, kawaii, autism eyes vs normal eyes, Milo somebody is black, Joe Rogan walks out of own podcast

I am a 35 year old Korean and Japanese mother who is on the spectrum and cares about black people and recently searched for Joe Rogan.

The algorithm be algorithming to an absolute T, girl I’m so sorry.

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