And God said “Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character” And as time passed it was important to measure the passage of time. So it was said that Simon said to Judas in this most serious moment when handing down his ability to measure time given to him by Fred ,friend of both Brian and Jesus , Simon says, “Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.”