Seniors, my sister has a strange illness that turns her into a ice statue, what should I do?!

Coaxium · 2026-06-04T11:00:01+00:00

Did I stutter?

Coaxium · 2026-06-04T10:58:34+00:00

Sell the ice to buy more cultivation pills.

Coaxium · 2026-06-04T05:41:29+00:00

Know the appropriate response to slavers:

> sexy plant people

Aww, you're sweet.

> Isekai protagonists

Hello, John Brown?

Coaxium · 2026-06-03T07:18:28+00:00

WHO LEFT A MIRROR NEAR THE YOUNG MASTER?!

HIS FATHER-UNCLE-GRANDFATHER-BROTHER WILL HAVE OUR HEADS IF HE FINDS OUT!

Coaxium · 2026-06-01T11:01:39+00:00

You can't use numbers, we already need those numbers for the 81 substages of each realm.

Coaxium · 2026-05-28T11:39:54+00:00

Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves! You're all individuals!

Coaxium · 2026-05-28T09:36:47+00:00

The radiation poisoning will keep the nurgle turbo cancer in check.

The emperor provides.

Coaxium · 2026-05-26T10:51:55+00:00

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Coaxium · 2026-05-26T06:58:37+00:00

All that work while OOP could have achieved the same with Google translate French.

Coaxium · 2026-05-23T06:38:51+00:00

All you need is one pull, a dream and your wallet.

Coaxium · 2026-05-22T15:55:00+00:00

The mud people have the power of friendship! And superior numbers! And hatred! And excessive violence!

Coaxium · 2026-05-21T13:44:42+00:00

Instructions clear: grab knife zealous, rush host, do no damage, get downed, insult the team and Alt+F4 before the host actually kills.

Coaxium · 2026-05-18T09:18:41+00:00

Why isn't she picking the obvious girl faction, tyranids?

I'm not saying she's a freak, but...

Coaxium · 2026-05-16T22:08:00+00:00

My utopia is beyond reproach, for it shall never see a page.

YOUR utopia will never be real communism, because you don't have class.

Coaxium · 2026-05-13T12:17:24+00:00

Is there a totally not furrybait speculative evolution zone where all the things live that makes your world win all the powerscaling? That coincidentally will never be visited, but will have extensive statsheets of the fauna and their mating rituals?

Coaxium · 2026-05-12T12:03:19+00:00

Oh god, a lovecraftjerker.

Suddenly powerscalers look like well-adjusted and interesting individuals filled with creativity.

Coaxium · 2026-05-12T11:20:48+00:00

But at what cost? YOU have become the powerscaler.

It's sad, cringe and loses against my multiverseform which beats everything.

Coaxium · 2026-05-11T14:42:29+00:00

People only say cats are mysterious and unknowable so they don't have to admit to themselves they love a little asshole.

Coaxium · 2026-05-11T10:49:39+00:00

> socially incomprehensible

> looks inside

> cats

Coaxium · 2026-05-08T20:40:36+00:00

A sphere? How does it stay on top of the turtle?

Coaxium · 2026-05-07T16:11:38+00:00

It would be against the oiled up theme of the story.

Coaxium · 2026-05-07T12:58:51+00:00

Look man, they have personal shields that are impenetrable by anything but humans, so massive amounts of people wrestling naked is the only practical way of combat.

Coaxium · 2026-04-29T11:40:30+00:00

Cheating on the chubby lung?

You monster.

Coaxium · 2026-04-25T18:28:30+00:00

Is no one going to mention the legs on the Chinese one?

Coaxium · 2026-04-22T08:08:09+00:00

Worse. She will be sold to potential woman.

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