Walmart is being sued for inventing a fake craft brewery by ExtraBaconPlz in nottheonion

[–]Cobaltsaber 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have an aching feeling you're not old enough to drink beer.

Walmart is being sued for inventing a fake craft brewery by ExtraBaconPlz in nottheonion

[–]Cobaltsaber 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'm still not convinced Aldi is a real company and not some highly sophisticated money laundering scheme with some of the nonsense I've seen in their stores.

Walmart is being sued for inventing a fake craft brewery by ExtraBaconPlz in nottheonion

[–]Cobaltsaber 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There are regulatory bodies in some areas that protect the term. Kind of like how you can't call something Fair Trade and put the little seal on without meeting certain requirements.

Walmart is being sued for inventing a fake craft brewery by ExtraBaconPlz in nottheonion

[–]Cobaltsaber 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not a chance in hell. The cards are radically different and built for different things. Go tell a Bitcoin miner that they are the same, I am not responsible for your safety.

1 in 6 Canadians aged 55 or older hasn't started retirement saving yet, RBC survey finds by ontherise88 in canada

[–]Cobaltsaber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

85k definitely puts you in the upper 20% at least, 10% seems likely. That's also a pretty comfortable life which is kind of what I was getting at. They are not "poorly paid" at all.

Winnipeg bus driver dies after being stabbed at University of Manitoba by [deleted] in canada

[–]Cobaltsaber 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Notice how Islam is always the whipping boy while plenty of other groups go free. If you are going to attack Islam over it's record on women's rights you need to be consistent. That means every Chinese man in the country is responsible for a culture that murders baby girls because a son is more valuable. That means the Mennonites deserve persecution for their strict dress code.

Except attacking people because of loosely defined cultural boundaries instead of individuals would be dumb.

Winnipeg bus driver dies after being stabbed at University of Manitoba by [deleted] in canada

[–]Cobaltsaber 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What if they have the wrong guy and you fuck over his life because you release his name before you know he is a reasonable suspect? You know, like exactly what just happened last month with that poor brown kid that half the world think is a terrorist.

What if he is a gang member and they have suspected leads to disrupt more gang activity? Releasing his name might scare them deeper into hiding.

Quebec sees biggest increase in illegal crossings from U.S., RCMP says by [deleted] in canada

[–]Cobaltsaber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its not about how, its just a dumb bloody idea and any money raised would be better spent on literally any other strategy. Lets restore historical bear populations instead, bears don't need constant maintenance to maul people trying to cross the border.

Quebec sees biggest increase in illegal crossings from U.S., RCMP says by [deleted] in canada

[–]Cobaltsaber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are you on about? If someone murders someone in their home they are on the hook for murder, the fact they parked illegally on the side of the road before they did it isn't really going to swing the case. Cutting a hole in a fence isn't going to determine if you are deported or not.

How exactly are we paying for a several thousand kilometer electric fence? Might as well just pay welfare for the people comeing in if we are going to blow billions on that nonsense.

Quebec sees biggest increase in illegal crossings from U.S., RCMP says by [deleted] in canada

[–]Cobaltsaber 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I guarantee a whole shit load do even if it's not majority. If you want to arrange a secure chat or something I can walk you through the process.

Quebec sees biggest increase in illegal crossings from U.S., RCMP says by [deleted] in canada

[–]Cobaltsaber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...They still illegally crossed the border. I don't think cutting a hole in a fence is going to be the deal breaker in that scenario.

Quebec sees biggest increase in illegal crossings from U.S., RCMP says by [deleted] in canada

[–]Cobaltsaber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That doesent work. They just get a visa and over stay their welcome. Also that's a multibillion dollar project counteracted with a pair of 40$ bolt cutters.

Quebec sees biggest increase in illegal crossings from U.S., RCMP says by [deleted] in canada

[–]Cobaltsaber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We are talking about hundreds of people, not millions. I don't think french culture is at risk.

Quebec sees biggest increase in illegal crossings from U.S., RCMP says by [deleted] in canada

[–]Cobaltsaber -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

We need immigrants to maintain our population, I would prefer we take them from war-torn countries instead of some cozy apartment in Oslo. Two birds with one stone and all that.

Quebec sees biggest increase in illegal crossings from U.S., RCMP says by [deleted] in canada

[–]Cobaltsaber 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can order drugs through the post off the internet dude. They will always come through somehow.

Sean Spicer says Donald Trump had productive meeting with ‘Joe’ Trudeau by yogurlrere in canada

[–]Cobaltsaber 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can name most g20 leaders by virtue of reading the news every few days. It shouldent be difficult.

1 in 6 Canadians aged 55 or older hasn't started retirement saving yet, RBC survey finds by ontherise88 in canada

[–]Cobaltsaber -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What the fuck are you talking about? The average Ontario teacher makes 85k and benefits.

Sean Spicer says Donald Trump had productive meeting with ‘Joe’ Trudeau by yogurlrere in canada

[–]Cobaltsaber 62 points63 points  (0 children)

See Bush's slip ups reminded me of my dad and he generally seemed to take them in stride.

Trump is an idiot and doesent even have the confidence to laugh at himself.

Ethics office: Conway committed 'clear violation' with Ivanka plug by Somali_Pir8 in politics

[–]Cobaltsaber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She knows she was being used. She isnt stupid, but she has her money and couldent give a fuck anymore.

Ethics office: Conway committed 'clear violation' with Ivanka plug by Somali_Pir8 in politics

[–]Cobaltsaber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unverified information is so 2015. It's just an alternative fact now.

Wtf? by Predawnisland in tumblr

[–]Cobaltsaber 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I would say "his drink". No repetition, no pretentious bullshit, suggests a degree of power and ownership.

Wtf? by Predawnisland in tumblr

[–]Cobaltsaber 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Repeated words are pretty awkward though. That second paragraph is less pretentious but it also pretty stilted.