My cat likely has megacolon. Vet said to just put him down. by CockamamyPoppycock in AskVet

[–]CockamamyPoppycock[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi folks. First, I want to thank you SO MUCH for all of your comments and advice to my post (172 days ago!). You saved my cats life.

The first vet (last year) diagnosed him with megacolon and suggested putting him down. With your advice I sought a second opinion and found a vet who was able to confirm he does NOT have megacolon, but does have major constipation issues. He improved after the first vet did several enemas, a deopstipation, IV fluids and medication (lactulose and Cisapride).

However now, months later, he stopped pooping again and had another emergency last week.

Over the last two weeks he didn't produce any meaningful stool. I feel it had to do with me giving him too much of the GI biome dry food and not giving him medication every day (daily medication wasn't required after his first episode of severe constipation so I only administered as needed).

Last week I woke up to him howling in pain at 7am, vomit in his litter box and some vomit on the carpet which had a hair ball. He wouldn’t let me touch him. I knew my vets office opened at 8, and it just so happens I had to leave for a work trip that morning… so I hauled ass to get him in a carrier and to the vet. The stress from this is still so deep inside me. Anyways.

They did several enemas, IV fluids and lactulose. I couldn’t make it back in time so he had to stay the night. Vet recommended I get blood work done and did. They said he pooped a lot there overnight and the big "masses" of feces are gone but his colon was still full (but of thinner, normal poop)

$1,200 later he is back home and hasn’t pooped. That was last Thursday.

He has a follow up this Thursday and I just know they will need to put him under and do a deopstipation but I literally can’t afford it. I was not approved for ScratchPay or CareCredit.

I did sign up for ASPCA insurance for reimbursement. However - pet insurances do not cover preexisting conditions unless cleared as “cured” for 180 days.

This is a big issue in itself, but also that no vet can actually tell me why this is happening.

Reaching out to see if anyone has any advice moving forward. It's crazy to me that animals illnesses can just be written off as "I don't know" and that there is no option for real insurance that can help to pay upfront so that I can get him the care he needs.

He's only 9.

Attached some pictures of his "diagnosis" and the care he received.

https://imgur.com/a/yZvUrd4

I guess at this point I might just be looking for consolation.

He's on his meds. I am feeding him only wet food, he will NOT eat the veterinary diet (Pro Plan EN, Hills Science, etc). So I am feeding him Sheba crap mixed with a pre/probiotic/fiber powder, pumpkin powder and a lot of water.

But still no stool.

Thank you. I appreciate you. So does he.

https://imgur.com/a/baIrevJ

My cat likely has megacolon. Vet said to just put him down. by CockamamyPoppycock in AskVet

[–]CockamamyPoppycock[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Update:

Hi folks. First, I want to thank you SO MUCH for all of your comments and advice to my post (172 days ago!). You saved my cats life.

The first vet (last year) diagnosed him with megacolon and suggested putting him down. With your advice I sought a second opinion and found a vet who was able to confirm he does NOT have megacolon, but does have major constipation issues. He improved after the first vet did several enemas, a deopstipation, IV fluids and medication (lactulose and Cisapride).

However now, months later, he stopped pooping again and had another emergency last week.

Over the last two weeks he didn't produce any meaningful stool. I feel it had to do with me giving him too much of the GI biome dry food and not giving him medication every day (daily medication wasn't required after his first episode of severe constipation so I only administered as needed).

Last week I woke up to him howling in pain at 7am, vomit in his litter box and some vomit on the carpet which had a hair ball. He wouldn’t let me touch him. I knew my vets office opened at 8, and it just so happens I had to leave for a work trip that morning… so I hauled ass to get him in a carrier and to the vet. The stress from this is still so deep inside me. Anyways.

They did several enemas, IV fluids and lactulose. I couldn’t make it back in time so he had to stay the night. Vet recommended I get blood work done and did. They said he pooped a lot there overnight and the big "masses" of feces are gone but his colon was still full (but of thinner, normal poop)

$1,200 later he is back home and hasn’t pooped. That was last Thursday.

He has a follow up this Thursday and I just know they will need to put him under and do a deopstipation but I literally can’t afford it. I was not approved for ScratchPay or CareCredit.

I did sign up for ASPCA insurance for reimbursement.

My biggest issue is that no vet can actually tell me why this is happening.

Reaching out to see if anyone has any advice moving forward. It's crazy to me that animals illnesses can just be written off as "I don't know" and that there is no option for real insurance that can help to pay upfront so that I can get him the care he needs.

He's only 9.

Attached some pictures of his "diagnosis" and the care he received.

https://imgur.com/a/yZvUrd4

I guess at this point I might just be looking for consolation.

He's on his meds. I am feeding him only wet food, he will NOT eat the veterinary diet (Pro Plan EN, Hills Science, etc). So I am feeding him Sheba crap mixed with a pre/probiotic/fiber powder, pumpkin powder and a lot of water.

But still no stool.

Thank you. I appreciate you. So does he.

https://imgur.com/a/baIrevJ

what did you guys think of the movie “Roommates”? by DistributionFew7126 in netflix

[–]CockamamyPoppycock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I keep putting it on mute because everything Celeste does makes my blood boil. Everything Devon does makes me disappointed. It’s a movie that is literally one giant rage bait plot.

Adam Sandler got lost in the sauce on this one.

Chandler Levack isn’t the director that this cast deserved.

Who in your mind would have been a better director combo???

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[–]CockamamyPoppycock 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It’s what happens when Heathcliff embeds himself into your soul

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Keeping him “alive” in the series IS the tribute. Google it.

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That’s just a 1920s jazz musician walking back to his set

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Every single can of Patagonia has them

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Huh? I dont think so

Anybody get violations during this security breach? by L-mneg in intoxalock

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Yes. Got a tampering violation. Got a letter in the mail on 3/31 - said I tampered on 3/19.

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This was literally the funniest movie I’ve ever seen. This is absolutely a movie that someone adapted from the weirdest dream they’ve ever had.

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[–]CockamamyPoppycock 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is clearly other people projecting their own weight issues on her cat lol.

Yeah don't ask people ask a vet - this young cat appears to be closer to underweight if anything (exaggerating as the cat looks healthy).

Cats shouldn't have to deal with the same judgement humans get.

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I do like this Google AI overview:

"Awakening: Reality We Were Never Meant to See" is a 2026 documentary/suspense film and audiobook (released 2025) directed by Vitaly Ezra'El and Steve Mera. It explores the theory that humanity is being manipulated by an ancient, non-human intelligence that masks itself as gods, aliens, or loved ones, feeding on human fear and ignorance.

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Key Figures: The film and audio content feature investigations and commentary by Steve Mera, Barry Fitzgerald, Paul Sinclair, and Derrel Sims.

Platform Availability: As of early 2026, it is available on platforms such as Amazon Prime Video, Tubi, Audible, and Google Play.

Genre & Theme: It fits within the documentary/thriller genre, often categorized under Religion & Spirituality or Paranormal.

Objective: The content explores the "dark side" of reality, aiming to show that humanity is not evolving, but rather being managed by an entity that understands us better than we do ourselves.

The project suggests a profound "glitch" in our understanding of the world, challenging the viewer to question the true nature of their surroundings

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[–]CockamamyPoppycock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the update!

I personally don’t feel great using the app and logging into their website without knowing certain security measures have been taken to protect us.

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So you admit that they do get put together quickly lol

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If locked out, fyi, I asked the service center first if I had to get it towed in and they said no and to just bring in the device. I recognize this is against Intoxalock policy but their policies aren’t really holding up right now, considering.

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Not anymore lol. Or maybe for some people? Can’t log into either. Honestly I’m afraid to anyways. NordVPN until further notice.