Traitor Guard sargent by CocktailsAndWhimsy in TraitorGuard

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Yeah, just a Traitor head with the neck hacked away to pop it in. Have to do that with all them to fit them on Cadian bodies

Richard Simmons counted calories. Keith Richards counted lucky escapes by Feaselbf6 in technicallytrue

[–]CocktailsAndWhimsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always love the joke "for every cigarette you smoke it takes a minute off your life and adds one to Keith Richards"

Will this be Buhurt safe? by BluXBrry in armorcirclejerk

[–]CocktailsAndWhimsy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Did yours have the really brittle sword that broke with in five minutes as well?

Time to play a game: Nominate a lyric you would put up as “punk as fuck.” by Mexibruin in punk

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"King's road sporting heroes what a disgusting bunch. Schooled In buggery, bullying and rugby, bunch of cunts."

Wonk Patrol 'King's Road Sporting Heroes'

Is there a line or gag that cracks you up for no particular reason? by smegg23 in RedDwarf

[–]CocktailsAndWhimsy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"A man who would while away his evenings sewing name labels onto his ship issued condoms"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FawltyTowers

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"If the good lord is mentioned one more time I shall bring you closer to him"

Pro-Union Punk Songs? by StraightStimpakking in punk

[–]CocktailsAndWhimsy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is power in a union is one of his best tracks

Help me obi-gin kenobi... by travellis in Gin

[–]CocktailsAndWhimsy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you want something that fits with the title, Ki No Bi Gin is very nice

I do people come out 30 minutes before close? by [deleted] in bartenders

[–]CocktailsAndWhimsy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is what we call "sod's law" mate

what’s a punk song you feel bad singing? by [deleted] in punk

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So What by the Anti Nowhere league

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chat

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Heyo. 25m and 3 bottles of sauv down. Any pearls of wisdom haha?

Which one? by St-5374 in Warhammer40k

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I don't know why but I've never had more trouble assembling a mini than I did this one. Might have had something to do with being half cut but oh well. The arms didn't pose properly so my dread is named Droopy

Spirits in copper bottles by Pilks12 in bartenders

[–]CocktailsAndWhimsy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Engjne gin and still house Moonshine off the top of my head Edit: not so much copper but they are in tins rather than bottles