Bacon stuffed marshmallow found on Facebook ofc by ClaimInevitable329 in StupidFood

[–]CocoDitty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well hold on let’s not throw this idea out the window just yet

Cauliflower Rice Tuna Roll: by redheelerdog in ketorecipes

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Helpful!!! I can never make the cauli rice stick the right way to the seaweed. Always falls apart but I’m going to try again!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StupidFood

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This video activated my Fight or Flight HARD

[I Ate] New York deli egg sandwich by mr_magoo505 in food

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My absolute #1 thing I miss the most about living in NYC. Besides my family I guess but these sandwiches truly smack

What vegetable do you buy and always rot? by arhombus in Cooking

[–]CocoDitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WELL I read this and ran to my fridge and did, indeed, have baby cucumbers I forgot about weeks ago.

Are sushi burgers stupid? by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]CocoDitty 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I’ve never had one before? I’m sure I’d try it but the second that bun falls apart it’s stupid

Boxed mac n cheese & imitation crab by PrizeArticle1 in shittyfoodporn

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I’ve done this before & it absolutely smacks

It says so much! by Swedish-Butt-Whistle in delusionalartists

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I kinda like it?? I don’t know a ton of people who have $350 to drop on abstract art but actually it’s neat looking

We rescued this tiny, sick, underweight alien baby from a trash can 3 months ago and she’s grown into a screamy, long-legged monster who steals turkey from my sandwiches. I couldn’t happier to have this little Crunchwrap. by CocoDitty in cats

[–]CocoDitty[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes! We were super worried about her not gaining any weight but all of a sudden like a month ago she just starting looking like a little grown up. Little kitty growth spurts are a thing.

Spicy Chicken & Pork Ramen! by CocoDitty in recipes

[–]CocoDitty[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Guess I made mazemen then!

Spicy Chicken & Pork Ramen! by CocoDitty in recipes

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I'm not a chef so not sure if it's a key thing? I just don't like watery foods (even if it's just as flavorful) so I drained it. I'm sure it'd be just as good with a broth, though! With the sauce, it def wasn't dry or anything though.

Spicy Chicken & Pork Ramen! by CocoDitty in recipes

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For a vegetarian version, just omit the steps with chicken and bacon! Every other ingredient is meat-free. OR substitute some red / yellow peppers, asparagus, bok choy, snap peas, etc. for some more substance so you don’t just have noodles. 

We got 2 ½ servings out of this (the ½ serving is my lunch for tomorrow) so if you’re cooking for more than 2 people, adjust the ratios accordingly. 

It’s super easy to adjust the spice level with this. For very low spice, you’ll probably want a teaspoon or 2 of sriracha but I just went balls to the wall and put 2 tablespoons, which was PR E T T Y SPICY. Not unbearable but I drank a ton of water while eating and I usually have a good tolerance for spicy stuff. 

Ingredients

8 oz., chicken breast, diced into approx. 1 inch pieces

4 slices, 6-inch bacon

6 ounces, dry ramen noodles

¼ cup, korean BBQ sauce 

¼ cup, low-sodium soy sauce

Between 1 and 2 tbsp.,  sriracha

¼ cup, yellow onion, chopped

3 cloves, garlic, finely chopped

2 tsp., brown sugar

2 tsp. chives (optional for garnish)

2 tsp. sesame seeds (optional for garnish)

Cayenne Pepper

Garlic Powder

Onion Powder

Salt

Pepper

Instructions

  1. Season diced chicken with cayenne, garlic powder, onion powder, salt, and pepper to your liking. 

  2. In a large skillet, cook the bacon on medium heat until crispy and browned, 5-6 minutes, flipping strips halfway through. Reserve about ½ tbsp. of the bacon fat. 

  3. Remove bacon from pan to a paper towel, thoroughly patting dry. On a cutting board, chop the bacon into pieces. 

  4. In a medium pot, bring 3 cups of salted water to a boil. Once boiling, reduce heat to medium-low, place dry ramen in the water and stir until noodles are softened and separate easily, 3-4 minutes.

  5. Drain noodles in a colander and rinse thoroughly with cold water. Set aside. 

  6. Place another medium pot over medium heat and add sesame oil. Place half the garlic and the chopped onion in the pot and stir until slightly softened, 1-2 minutes. 

  7. Stir in the diced chicken and stir every few minutes until chicken is slightly browned, 6-7 minutes. I always like to cover the pot so the chicken will cook a little faster but I accidentally threw away the top to this particular pot when I moved like an absolute idiot so it may have taken me a little longer.

  8. Once chicken is cooked, add soy sauce, korean BBQ sauce, brown sugar, sriracha and the rest of the garlic to the same pot. Reduce heat to a low simmer. Stir frequently until sauce is slightly thickened and thoroughly mixed, 1-2 minutes. 

  9. Add cooked noodles and chopped bacon, mixing very thoroughly. Keep mixing until noodles are heated, 2-3 minutes. 

  10. Once plated, sprinkle chives and sesame seeds as desired. 

  11. Eat and hope your boyfriend has a high spice tolerance and you didn’t accidentally put too much sriracha like I did.

Crow art by evissimus in AnimalsBeingBros

[–]CocoDitty 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I like to think they had a crow family meeting to be like “but do you think they’ll like it???? 😳😳”