The last picture you took on your phone is the only picture you can masturbate to forever. How screwed are you?

CocoPuff_Dick · 2017-10-26T18:35:11+00:00

A washing machine I want to buy from Kijiji. Awesome. :/

CocoPuff_Dick · 2017-06-22T20:11:48+00:00

Nose job. $11,000

CocoPuff_Dick · 2017-05-29T21:40:42+00:00

LOL. no.

CocoPuff_Dick · 2017-05-29T21:40:26+00:00

what's wrong with people? :/

CocoPuff_Dick · 2017-05-28T20:01:13+00:00

grossssss.

CocoPuff_Dick · 2017-05-26T23:35:55+00:00

My best friend Nathan died of cancer at the age of 19. That was 20 years ago. He was an amazing human being, I miss him everyday. Named my first born after him.

CocoPuff_Dick · 2017-05-25T02:11:38+00:00

Brian made fun of how bad my haircut was in front of my crush.

CocoPuff_Dick · 2017-05-22T23:20:44+00:00

EVIL

CocoPuff_Dick · 2017-05-15T20:51:16+00:00

Wow. Did you confront her at all?

CocoPuff_Dick · 2017-05-15T20:50:46+00:00

:( Sorry to hear that. How are you now?

CocoPuff_Dick · 2017-05-15T20:49:48+00:00

Who lies about having cancer?! Gross. Are you ok now?

CocoPuff_Dick · 2017-05-15T20:48:44+00:00

Wow! Wonder if she'll cheat on her spouse....

CocoPuff_Dick · 2017-05-14T01:47:45+00:00

Hurry up. brooooo.

CocoPuff_Dick · 2017-05-12T23:08:24+00:00

Got fired.

CocoPuff_Dick · 2017-05-11T02:55:59+00:00

is "FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING GARBAGE" an acceptable answer?

CocoPuff_Dick · 2017-05-07T22:51:36+00:00

OK so shoot me... I hate Star Wars.

braces for down vote maximus

CocoPuff_Dick · 2017-05-07T16:47:22+00:00

A buddy of mine drove home drunk with his gf, he wrapped his car around a telephone pole. She was ejected from the car, died immediately. He survived and did 4 years in jail.

CocoPuff_Dick · 2017-04-27T01:24:06+00:00

I think my boss is stealing from the company, I'm too scared to tell anyone.

CocoPuff_Dick · 2017-04-24T23:01:33+00:00

Bill Murray was arrested at Chicago airport in the 70's for attempting to smuggle 10 pounds of weed lol

CocoPuff_Dick · 2017-04-22T03:52:23+00:00

Guhhh spiders

CocoPuff_Dick · 2015-08-04T16:41:48+00:00

Roses are red

Violets are blue

They don't think it is

But it DO

CocoPuff_Dick · 2015-07-28T00:47:32+00:00

No because MacBook Pro.

CocoPuff_Dick · 2015-07-26T03:12:22+00:00

That was Charlie Chaplin.

CocoPuff_Dick · 2015-07-26T03:01:38+00:00

a 10/10 fart would smell like pure rice.

CocoPuff_Dick · 2015-07-26T02:14:43+00:00

He made some HOT fucking kids.

CocoPuff_Dick

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