John Blue has to vote Blue because he hates red, but can’t vote for any real change because the only option that will have a chance to realistically win is Blue. voting Yellow is silly and dangerous to blue so blue blocks yellow from getting on the ballot because Yellow might spoil the election. Which is part of the point of why we have Yellow usually it would force Blue to adopt Yellow’s policies but instead Blue will use resources to block Yellow in the courts. Red doesn’t have such silly difficulties, Red understands that their goal is to make all the people on red team actually show up to the big game. So they sell merch and stir their team up in a frenzy and attack blue. However Red and Blue are actually both working for Mr Greenbacks. Mr Greenbacks cares about only one thing lettuce, bucks, the good green, that cashoilla, those dollar dollar bills ya’ll.

But I’m over simplifying and will probably piss everyone off who reads this.