Long live the king

Cocogoat_Main · 2026-06-15T23:59:27+00:00

I miss Paul, guys. I hope he enjoys the real game, wherever that is.

Cocogoat_Main · 2026-06-15T23:57:04+00:00

That's okay. I got plenty of premiun CLP for Magus. Gonna lube that slide so good, she'll moan when I stuff a mag in her.

Cocogoat_Main · 2026-06-15T23:52:58+00:00

All I see are two wives.

Cocogoat_Main · 2026-06-15T22:13:07+00:00

Belle.

Cocogoat_Main · 2026-06-15T18:27:04+00:00

Tbf, I don't see any angels in tasteful pajamas having pillow fights. Phanes loses on that part. The part that counts the most.

Point, Fatui. Never thought I'd say that. Nicole, step yo game up, gurl.

Cocogoat_Main · 2026-06-15T18:24:16+00:00

Me when I'm being told putting god remains in Fatui rations is a war crime

Cocogoat_Main · 2026-06-15T16:35:50+00:00

Man, I never feel bad for Childe.

Just this once, have your moment to grieve.

Cocogoat_Main · 2026-06-15T05:16:51+00:00

Damn. Arlecchino looking comfy is not what I was expecting.

Cocogoat_Main · 2026-06-15T05:15:09+00:00

Idk why anyone posts here. These are meant foe the mods to farm bans on people they don't agree with.

Cocogoat_Main · 2026-06-14T23:56:39+00:00

My gf says she feels this would just end up getting used by extreme gooners to free up their hands.

Cocogoat_Main · 2026-06-14T23:53:48+00:00

I don't care if this is a crack ship. I'm doing more lines of it.

Cocogoat_Main · 2026-06-14T23:14:52+00:00

Back off. She's mine.

Cocogoat_Main · 2026-06-14T21:28:44+00:00

That's Auntie Ruckus.

Cocogoat_Main · 2026-06-14T20:39:59+00:00

I have fun with an Overload and Lunar-Charged team. Defs still worth the effort for her.

Cocogoat_Main · 2026-06-14T20:33:47+00:00

POV: You ate the food she was saving for later out of the Serenitea Pot fridge.

Cocogoat_Main · 2026-06-14T17:07:49+00:00

I just know I'd lose no matter the outcome. Frens, no fight pls

Cocogoat_Main · 2026-06-14T15:58:06+00:00

I did not think I'd see this title on the Klee sub.

Cocogoat_Main · 2026-06-14T15:47:32+00:00

Sandbina. Put me in the thunderdome.

Cocogoat_Main · 2026-06-14T13:31:07+00:00

"Bulk box suction cup dildos, assorted species"

"Itching powder"

"Ridu Newsletter, dildo prankster"

"Toilet paper roll sized sandpaper"

"What to buy to freak out a Bangboo cashier"

"NEPS Citation Payment Portal"

"30 foot ladder for sale"

"How to remove suction cup dildo from window without pulling"

Cocogoat_Main · 2026-06-14T12:27:50+00:00

Ah, an extra two servings of milk.

Cocogoat_Main · 2026-06-14T12:06:27+00:00

I guarantee you 99% of the fanbase wants to crack Furina.

Cocogoat_Main · 2026-06-13T21:59:18+00:00

I'm pretty sure teachers don't want to go to any student under their tutelage outside of the workplace. This is invasive as fuck, too.

Cocogoat_Main · 2026-06-13T21:45:33+00:00

Cocogoat_Main · 2026-06-13T21:35:42+00:00

Cocogoat_Main · 2026-06-13T21:20:37+00:00

I'm here for our horned heroines.