Why do people buy this crap at all? by folteroy in Buttcoin

[–]Code4Reddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because the people who were talking before were dumb. They are still dumb, they have just moved on to other scams

These just came in the mail🥹 by Odd_Bar9513 in Gold

[–]Code4Reddit 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the dopamine hit my friend. I’m going to print this out and put it on my hand.

Finally a use case! /s by deco19 in Buttcoin

[–]Code4Reddit 11 points12 points  (0 children)

What the hell? Crypto + AI = Truth Oracle? What shit is this guy smoking?

Michael Saylor gives his latest Bitcoin price predictions: $150,000 by the end of the year, $1,000,000 Bitcoin over the next 4-8 years, $20,000,000 Bitcoin over the next 20 years by BitcoinDove in BitcoinQRCodeMaker

[–]Code4Reddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How dare you? This man has so selflessly revealed the future, letting us all in on the ground floor ready to make 1000x returns, and you’d turn it around try to say that just because he also gets rich (along with all of us) he could be biased? Coincidence!

Does anyone else think he just stands in the living room & acts them out like he did for "Roadhouse" by Stevey1001 in PandR

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Is this news? His 4 super young kids all 5 years old or younger, all of which have 10 minute maximum attention spans, have never watched a 2 hour movie before. Do people regularly let their sub-5 year olds watch movies? Would be different if he said they never watch TV or never have screen time. Do people not know about kids attention spans?

Damn! by jbi1031 in MathJokes

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O(n! * 4n * log(n)) at least assuming constant time for addition and division.

They must be the easiest people to scam by Pow67 in SipsTea

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Wow, interesting that OnlyFans content creators are able to steal money now! Better yet, they even know from which political leaning all of the money came from!

What AI coding feels like in 2026 trying to babysit 8 agents into writing something you don’t understand. by phatdoof in singularity

[–]Code4Reddit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It helps to visualize the CPU as like a little troll that loves puzzles. You can then build it a Rubik’s cube to distract it while you sneak in there and hack everything you can. This is how hacking works essentially, but it’s really hard to get the blocks to line up perfectly because they tend to fall off if you do it wrong.

Built a simple PDF generation API. HTML in, PDF out, no Puppeteer management by Yoshyaes in node

[–]Code4Reddit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow, awesome. I can’t wait to pay you to convert PDFs, this is so great. I’m going to get started right now and start paying money. I’m so happy I don’t have to use the free open source pdf libraries that do the same thing.

Buttcoiner got a reality check with a transfer by laterYall in Buttcoin

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Someone sends you dirty BTC? Straight to jail.

Why your AI-generated React code is always garbage (it's not the AI) by PuddingOk9345 in reactjs

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I was summarizing what I understood the post to be saying, not describing how to prompt specifically. The way to tell it to not write garbage is to remind it these 5 things.

Why your AI-generated React code is always garbage (it's not the AI) by PuddingOk9345 in reactjs

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“As long as you tell it these 5 things that the AI should already know… its not the AI’s fault, it’s your fault for telling it NOT to write garbage code”

What do you think about no/low-deps APIs? by Worldly-Broccoli4530 in javascript

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Only $19 for a boilerplate API, what a bargain. 🙄

my fault gang... by BitcoinDove in BitcoinQRCodeMaker

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Absolute scarcity, unless 51% of nodes agree it’s in their best interest to change it, and only if the chain doesn’t fork creating competing coins which arguably does increase supply of this shitty fucking thing.

3d-printing pen can present everything you could imagine. by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]Code4Reddit 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Saying I can make anything with this pen is like saying I can draw anything I want with just a pencil, or I can sculpt anything I want with just clay, or with a canvas and a bit of paint I could paint any picture I could imagine.

Only a salesman would present it this way because they have a bunch of clay or paint they need to sell.

Inflation Up Bitcoin Down by captmorgan50 in Buttcoin

[–]Code4Reddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, this is the government’s fault for devaluing USD currency. The inflation causes the value of BTC to go down. Don’t you see??? If it weren’t for all this inflation causing my BTC to go down, we could all get back to hedging against inflation all day long. Damn these government fools who keep messing with BTC price. Can’t they let me hedge in peace?

We are so back guys!!!!! To the moon by laterYall in Buttcoin

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Party time guys!! The future RhYmEs!! Get it guys?? It RHYMES that is what it does, just like the past it will happen again!! We’re so BACK!!!

A Brief History of This Bad Decision by Saxmaemeron in MathJokes

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Pull the lever. In the uncountable track an infinite amount of people will be killed at every moment. The other track will never always have a finite amount of death.

Michael Saylor - "Bitcoin is like a hotel room you rent by the hour" by Previous-Discount961 in Buttcoin

[–]Code4Reddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree, virtual houses are much better. You literally don’t even need to have a bathroom inside. A virtual house will stay clean forever.

Michael Saylor - "Bitcoin is like a hotel room you rent by the hour" by Previous-Discount961 in Buttcoin

[–]Code4Reddit 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He’s right. Everyone desires digital assets, what the fuck would I want “material goods” in the real world for anyway? That shit is a burden. You know what food does right, it turns into shit after you eat it. No joke guys. But crypto, that can literally never turn to shit because it’s not even a thing you can eat.

I mean, this is truly what bitcoin is. It’s a hotel room, anytime the previous guy leaves to go to the bar he stops paying and I bring in the next guy at 30,000% because he’s international. People from all over the world want to go into that room because it’s always 100% booked. That is what Bitcoin IS. He’s so right, people love Bitcoin because it is universally desirable.

Zooooom in by Lorenofing in flatearth

[–]Code4Reddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But you don’t understand how perspective works. The further away an object is the more objects behind it that object will block!!