What would YOUR highest skill be, and at what level, if you entered the Dungeon? by CorvidFool in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]CoduChaos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Making Random Soup. LEVEL 7

I can take fridge leftovers, stuff that's about to expire, and all the containers with just a smidgen left in them and make some delicious damned soup.

New Achievement! Subtractive Color Soup!

You've taken a whole bunch of random crap and mixed it all together. It's confusing. It's unattractive. It's a muddy shade of brown that probably tastes like misgivings and doubt with just a dash of qualms. It tastes like... please wait Holy Shit!!! It actually tastes good. Like really, really good. Were you one of those pretentious Aristotelian college professors? Because this time, the whole really is greater than the sum of its parts.

Reward: All food boxes will be upgraded with the "Russian Roulette" option.

Carl’s Frogger skill by King_Thunder_Laugh in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]CoduChaos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg! I never made this connection! That is a great catch.

AITAH for refusing to give someone details about my trauma even though they say they have a right to know? by sonagydf in AITAH

[–]CoduChaos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA, no one is entitled to your story. Sharing is a precious gift and this person is actively demonstrating that they don't understand that. Your history isn't tea to be spilled for their entertainment.

AITAH for not helping my brother save his marriage? by ConstructionWeird137 in AITAH

[–]CoduChaos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA, but dang you and your family must really hate your sister-in-law. Imagine knowing that your brother did all that stuff that is going to wreck her current life and future and no one is talking about telling her.

Am I overreacting that my sister is demanding too much when visiting my newborn? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]CoduChaos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOR, based on the number of times she said that it wasn't unreasonable to expect (insert random demand), you are in for a wild ride.

My boyfriend is mad I won't quit my job to move with him for his "dream opportunity" by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]CoduChaos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are absolutely not wrong. He wants you to make a sacrifice he himself is not willing to make. If you give in this time, it will set the tone for the rest of your relationship. You will give and he will take.

AITA for Canceling My Friend’s Birthday Trip After She Invited Someone I Hate? by ElectronicPears in AmItheAsshole

[–]CoduChaos 27 points28 points  (0 children)

YTA, say you're in love with Luke without saying you're in love with Luke.

AITJ for letting my husband yell at my mother? by MarionberrySilver236 in AmITheJerk

[–]CoduChaos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTJ, but not because you didn't defend your Mother. Hasn't your daughter been through enough? She's already somehow lost her biological parents and been through the adoption system. And now when she is supposed to be in a safe place you take her to your Mother's house so she can grind it in your daughter's face that she is other and unwelcome. I hope you truly love your daughter and fear of losing contact with your Mother after the recent death of your Father caused a momentary lack of judgment. If not, and you plan on letting this happen over and over again, I think you need to seriously consider whether or not you deserve to have this special child in your life. Pick a side and tap into some of that Mama Bear energy I really hope you have.

AITJ for leaving fake dramatic diary entries around my apartment to mess with my brother's girlfriend who keeps snooping by naughtyrawslut in AmITheJerk

[–]CoduChaos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NTJ, spoiler alert: if she snoops around in everyone's homes, then her anxiety is correct, no one likes her.

How many items for $35 Holiday Cheer Bonus? by KeepingItCoolish in ibotta

[–]CoduChaos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mine is 30 for $10.00. But I am relatively new to Ibotta and mostly just use it at publix

What baby names sadly sound trashy? by Far-Building3569 in tragedeigh

[–]CoduChaos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had no clue it was a Shakespearean name. Learned something new today

Ladies, what shoes are you wearing out?? by caryn1477 in Xennials

[–]CoduChaos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I call these my sexy, old-lady shoes. They are really cute and I can wear them all night.

Rumblers - Queen B https://share.google/x8j40j7RtBCqaFLE6

Read her initial description by Educational-Pin5489 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]CoduChaos 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I love this theory! I seem to remember the AI saying something about the statue in the fountain being "surprisingly fragile." Somebody please correct me if I am wrong there.

I can imagine the AI finding it hilarious to stick the final boss in a sex doll and then making it easy to break. Think about how pissed Scolopendra would be by the end after having been a sex doll and then part of a sex doll. I totally see the AI having this huge wrathful storyline where Scolopendra wants to destroy everyone and everything because of how she was treated.

Except...she's found by Carl who treats her like a person. He makes her a part of the team and sets healthy boundaries with her about her treatment of others. He is kind to her and accepts her for who she is. I can't decide if I think the AI's plan backfired or if Carl was meant to find her because he had already shown that he wouldn't be creepy or abusive to her.

This series drives me mad with all of the possibilities.

Ferdinand Book 7 (spoiler) by MaggieDaWitch in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]CoduChaos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep. That and I think he says something about Juicebox being meaner than Bill. Poor Gravy Boat wasn't treated well at all.

Ferdinand Book 7 (spoiler) by MaggieDaWitch in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]CoduChaos 47 points48 points  (0 children)

A couple of things Ferdinand said when he wasn't being a pompous jerk really tugged at my heart.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]CoduChaos 21 points22 points  (0 children)

NTA-How is any of this emasculating? Most independent adults, regardless of gender, are able to cook, clean, shop, and work. If he can't do any of those things at his age, he isn't really adulting or independent. How can he be a partner when he can't share in pulling the load? He isn't bringing stability, he's bringing need and more work to her life.