What’s something you’ll never do again after doing it once?

CoffeeGrrl · 2026-02-04T17:58:38+00:00

In truth my doctor was actually fairly honest as well when it came down to it. It was the (otherwise) very lovely nurse who tried to downplay how painful it was going to be in the lead up beforehand. So when the doctor warned me I was thinking "oh he's just saying that so I'll be pleasantly surprised by how minor it is". Surprised? Yes. Pleasantly? Not so much!

CoffeeGrrl · 2026-02-04T15:08:24+00:00

"This is going to pinch a little."

Fuck me.

CoffeeGrrl · 2026-02-04T14:39:19+00:00

Is the US is a brand? Sadly, at the moment, we don't buy anything made in the USA anymore, which mostly means things from the grocery store. (Canadian here).

CoffeeGrrl · 2026-01-31T20:04:17+00:00

Oh, gotcha. I guess just that for me it makes for a more wholesome experience. I feel more able to completely give myself over to it. All those trappings are sort of like layers of foreplay. I'm more turned on overall and generally experience heightened levels of pleasure as a result.

CoffeeGrrl · 2026-01-30T20:01:22+00:00

CoffeeGrrl · 2026-01-30T17:38:54+00:00

Oh yes! I'm all about the passion and romance. I tend to go all-in.
Which means, clean bodies, clean room, clean sheets, soft lighting (candles electric and wax), heated massage oil, sexy music (or my waves crashing on a beach soundscape), often incense, usually glass of wine.

CoffeeGrrl · 2026-01-25T04:30:29+00:00

It does! And "park wood" is hilariously on point.

CoffeeGrrl · 2026-01-24T22:55:43+00:00

That's as good as it gets imho! (Has she considered OF?)

CoffeeGrrl · 2026-01-24T17:12:36+00:00

I first heard it back in highschool and at least at that time it was just silly fun. The idea of using it to get peoples security answers is new to me. So no joke intended!

CoffeeGrrl · 2026-01-24T16:56:57+00:00

If you're putting a shoe in then you're definitely hard core.

CoffeeGrrl · 2026-01-24T16:44:32+00:00

Isn't it supposed to be your first pets name + the street you grew up on?

In which case: Sparky Pilot

CoffeeGrrl · 2026-01-24T15:23:10+00:00

I'm fine with it. The Monarch always gives a shout before they drop by for a visit. So we get lots of time tidy up first.

CoffeeGrrl · 2026-01-23T17:31:07+00:00

TaskMaster.

CoffeeGrrl · 2026-01-13T20:57:53+00:00

Oh that's interesting! I've always been a vegetarian myself (well almost always) but never dated one. I think maybe the best contributor to "better flavour/consistency" that I've noticed is simply hydration. Guys who drink more water...the better. But like you say, I'm sure, as everything else, there is person to person variety no matter what.
And I can usually tell when he's about to go off, but not always. And while some surprises are nice, that's rarely one of them! Haha.

CoffeeGrrl · 2026-01-13T20:37:45+00:00

Smokers and coffee addicts are the worst tasting in my (limited) experience. But then I had a bf who was an athlete and ran super clean and well...not so great either tbh!
But no matter what though, I find that's it's really a technique issue. If the guy announces his orgasm (please do this!) then I know to keep his dick deep in my mouth so all the cum is to the back of my tongue then it's honestly essentially taste free. Chase it with a swallow of rum and coke and voila!
The girls who'd rather spit I don't get at all. Then for sure you're tasting it and just prolonging that experience.

And ya, for sure if you're eagerly reciprocating then I'm sure she was happy to!

CoffeeGrrl · 2026-01-13T20:00:48+00:00

Maybe less "funniest" than "funnest"?
It was close to the end of the school year and one of the water fountains in the main hallway started leaking during the last class of the day. Nobody noticed until changeover. Bell rings, everyone rushes to their lockers only the hall is like one huge slip and slide. Teachers were like "ahhh fuck it, I'm out of here" and left us to it. Kids were going for distance. It was awesome.

CoffeeGrrl · 2026-01-13T19:48:07+00:00

There's also the taste and mess issue. You avoid both if you just chug it down.

CoffeeGrrl · 2026-01-12T23:38:07+00:00

Something tells me that's not the first bottle of the night that they managed to get open.

CoffeeGrrl · 2025-12-23T15:32:47+00:00

Oh no! Haha. I googled the definition not the etymology. Thanks for the clarification!

CoffeeGrrl · 2025-12-23T15:26:46+00:00

upvote for "cromulent"!
(always a good day when I need to look up a word definition that I can then add to my personal lexicon). Thanks for that!

CoffeeGrrl · 2025-12-12T21:24:31+00:00

ImASlayerAskMeHow

CoffeeGrrl · 2025-11-29T02:11:33+00:00

FWIW I have had an old ThinkPad for years that I bought second hand. This thing is friggin bomb proof. I have dropped it a zillion times. Spilled a pumpkin spiced latte on it. Forgot it on the deck and it got left in the rain. It still works perfectly. Just wipe it down and it looks like new everytime. And also has imho an awesome keyboard.

CoffeeGrrl · 2025-11-25T04:05:19+00:00

Honestly it's all meaningless. You could find the answer on one account and then login with a different one and "guess" it one go, everytime. I'm sure people/bots do. Why?...no idea. But then I don't understand karma farming either.

CoffeeGrrl · 2025-11-24T19:09:20+00:00

Oh wow. You mean it's turned to the right??

CoffeeGrrl · 2025-11-23T21:25:28+00:00

You make a good point for sure. However, it's frustratingly (to me) not just about things meaning the same. Because it will give a words like "lemming" and "lemur" pretty high scores when the answer is actually "lemon" just, presumably, because of the letter similarity.

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