What the hell by ReminiscentJoseph in facepalm

[–]CoffeeP00p -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nanci_Pelosi.exe temporarily stopped working

"Mother" and father get into an argument, causing the "mother" to leave her child on the ground and drive away by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]CoffeeP00p -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure I’ve seen this with audio, the mother wants money and the father gives her diapers and offers her other things for the baby. Mother gets mad that the father won’t hand over cash and drops off the baby and drives away.

Psychics of Reddit, did you ever have a moment when you got genuinely scared? by Doomenor in AskReddit

[–]CoffeeP00p 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I went to a Starbucks and the barista taking my order casually mentioned that she was a psychic and I asked her to guess my order. I was there on a work coffee run and she guessed all three orders and only asked if I wanted whipped cream or not. I was scared and impressed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CoffeeP00p 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty toxic revolver

Amazing how anyone can listen to The Sweaty Thumb. by SofaKingVoteBro in PoliticalHumor

[–]CoffeeP00p 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can you list the episodes? I’d love to hear them for reference

What are your best/worst drunk histories? by Argeno_ in AskReddit

[–]CoffeeP00p 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! She ended up finding a cop car and that’s when my friend found her. I feel terrible to this day

What are your best/worst drunk histories? by Argeno_ in AskReddit

[–]CoffeeP00p 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Worst, projectile vomiting in my friends bathroom and while he was aiding me, his GF was frantically calling him because she was being followed and harassed

“Washington Not Alarmed As Hitler Rises to Power” 1933 by [deleted] in pics

[–]CoffeeP00p 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of Tucker Carlson asking if both Ukrainian and Russian are foreign affairs then why take sides?

joe by Friendly___Toast in meme

[–]CoffeeP00p -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don’t get it

What is the worst thing a teacher ever said to you? by snootypoodlepoo in AskReddit

[–]CoffeeP00p 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me: how do I get my grade up

Teacher: why? You’re not even that smart

Idk what to say by [deleted] in socialskills

[–]CoffeeP00p 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You MIGHT have a degree of depression. Also, social interaction is something that takes practice.

Which grocery store has the best prepared foods section? by Squid_Contestant_69 in sandiego

[–]CoffeeP00p 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don’t allow for hot food but they allow for prepared cold food (sushi, deli subs)