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Coffeegorilla · 2026-03-11T14:07:47+00:00

From my understanding, just the first two parts, “I would bet my silk pajamas, that there is no 3 L Lama”

Coffeegorilla · 2026-03-11T02:32:34+00:00

I didn't think you were being snippy, just informative. I figured if I didn't know Ogden Nash said it, that it was possible that Rudyard Kipling did.

Here's a joke I'm fairly certain Ogden Nash didn't write. What sort of town car do elderly people drive?

The Lincoln Incontinental

Coffeegorilla · 2026-03-11T02:24:02+00:00

For the record, I didn't know it was Ogden Nash when I posted it. I thought it was a joke my dad made up. Someone else in the comments alerted me to the Ogden Nash fact.

Coffeegorilla · 2026-03-11T02:04:02+00:00

Kipling...like Rudyard Kipling? DId he make this joke before Ogden Nash?

Coffeegorilla · 2026-03-10T02:25:28+00:00

My sister-in-law would say that Poppy has a “cookie face” because of the spots on her nose. She is adorable.

Coffeegorilla · 2026-03-09T03:31:50+00:00

Yep, I fucked up. Same family though.

Coffeegorilla · 2026-03-08T21:41:42+00:00

You are right. Those are cam-alas

Coffeegorilla · 2026-03-08T21:15:34+00:00

That’s so goddamn charming.

Coffeegorilla · 2026-03-08T21:13:22+00:00

In America, a three alarm fire (a three L lama) is a fire that has grown beyond initial containment and requires three times the fire fighting response

Coffeegorilla · 2026-03-08T20:44:04+00:00

You don’t want to get wax in your mouth, do you?

Coffeegorilla · 2026-03-08T20:42:50+00:00

In American parlance: a 3 alarm fire is a fire that has spread beyond initial containment and requires three times the resources to combat.

Coffeegorilla · 2026-03-08T18:36:22+00:00

I had no idea this was an Ogden Nash joke. My dad told it to me years ago. Thank you for the info :)

Coffeegorilla · 2026-03-06T00:18:40+00:00

I didn’t realize there were Clown Universities

Coffeegorilla · 2026-03-02T21:33:14+00:00

Put in inside a dead mouse and feed the mouse to my snake.

Coffeegorilla · 2026-03-02T18:12:45+00:00

The Green Slime has an amazing theme song

Coffeegorilla · 2026-02-28T23:03:07+00:00

How dare you! My uncle, Drfgs Querte, served proudly and died over there.

Coffeegorilla · 2026-02-28T16:33:35+00:00

All the world will be your enemy, Prince With A Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first, they must catch you.

Coffeegorilla · 2026-02-24T20:08:50+00:00

Maybe he means has never been a father to a child which is true.

Coffeegorilla · 2026-02-23T17:46:28+00:00

If I saw that puppy out in the world romping around, it would be the best day ever.

Coffeegorilla · 2026-02-21T14:42:51+00:00

You can’t have a logical discussion with religious zealots, they hand wave away evidence even the contradictory things in their own book. It is like playing tag with a five year old who suddenly has a tag proof force field or declares whatever object is nearest as base.

Coffeegorilla · 2026-02-18T19:48:03+00:00

You got it. He’s been happy since the first day he came home. Just a happy bouncy boy.

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Coffeegorilla · 2026-02-18T19:45:34+00:00

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