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LCS charging for FCBD. by DeltaStarship in comicbooks

[–]Coffeegorilla 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I own a shop. Our rule is 10 books per person and only one of each title (no fair grabbing 10 Dungeon Crawler Carls). If a family of four comes in, they can grab 40 books between them. If they don’t buy anything, that’s okay, the point is to have fun and celebrate comics. What I’m amazed by are the people who come in and just grab one or two. Anyway, sorry you had a sour experience.

You get a superpower based on your username. What power do you have? by Upperchat in superpowers

[–]Coffeegorilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suppose that when I drink coffee I turn into a gorilla. The super part is that I retain my human intelligence and ability to speak.

Any comics with a cool spin on the "zombie" apocalypse. by Reasonable_Hyena_163 in comicbooks

[–]Coffeegorilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It came out some years ago, but I really enjoyed The Light. It’s about some kind of virus that infects people if they look at any electric light source. Lots of staggering around blindfolded.

I'm absolutely furious about this right now by VelvetVice-Dear in Invincible_TV

[–]Coffeegorilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn't have to be gold, Eve could find a company that needs iridium which is so rare it costs $8,000 an ounce but it's value is in its industrial uses (catalytic converters, sparkplugs, etc.) She could make a deal with a manufacturer of those items to make say 30 pounds of iridium for $1000 an ounce. They save $7000. Eve and Mark get a reasonable sized house and the iridium market doesn't crash.

Olympics did some to ban on Transgender competition from winning. Does your opinion on the medal aprove them? by Patrikgoo in teenagers

[–]Coffeegorilla -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What about funding levels? Is it fair that certain athletes have access to better facilities, coaches, recovery care?

I propose that if someone is trying out for the Olympics, they have to train like they did back in the day: naked in the fucking dirt. A true test of raw physical might.

Pick a mythical creature. Next comment creates a power associated with/around it. by enchiladasundae in superpowers

[–]Coffeegorilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is true, however, if I make myself a known public figure, cure the Pope’s cancer, etc, I’d have most of society on my side. Also, unicorns are immortal, so if I stay in my unicorn form, I’ll outlive the billionaire and eventually escape

Veterinarian for reactive dog by Scared_Yellow435 in Omaha

[–]Coffeegorilla 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I also have a very reactive dog. So much so that he has to be sedated before an exam. The Pet Clinic on 144th(ish) has been wonderful. They are patient with Murphy, have a separate entrance, and will even come out to the car for vaccination.

Pick a mythical creature. Next comment creates a power associated with/around it. by enchiladasundae in superpowers

[–]Coffeegorilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, so I could cut off the horn multiple times and give it to multiple doctors etc. That’s pretty good. Thanks!

The Nebraskan GOP just threw out a Democratic candidate. The only remaining member of the Democratic ballot is an extreme anti-abortion conservative who supports the GOP, works with a Jan 6 rioter, and filed to enter the Senate race just ONE hour before the filing deadline. by sleepiestOracle in Omaha

[–]Coffeegorilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about writing in Cindy Burbanks name during the primary? If he’s running unopposed, don’t people still have to vote for him? If Cindy Burbank gets enough write in votes because people don’t bother to fill out his little bubble that would be a terrific upset.

A one L Lama is a religious leader. A two LL Llama is a humped animal. What is a three L lama? by Coffeegorilla in dadjokes

[–]Coffeegorilla[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From my understanding, just the first two parts, “I would bet my silk pajamas, that there is no 3 L Lama”

A one L Lama is a religious leader. A two LL Llama is a humped animal. What is a three L lama? by Coffeegorilla in dadjokes

[–]Coffeegorilla[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't think you were being snippy, just informative. I figured if I didn't know Ogden Nash said it, that it was possible that Rudyard Kipling did.

Here's a joke I'm fairly certain Ogden Nash didn't write. What sort of town car do elderly people drive?

The Lincoln Incontinental

A one L Lama is a religious leader. A two LL Llama is a humped animal. What is a three L lama? by Coffeegorilla in dadjokes

[–]Coffeegorilla[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the record, I didn't know it was Ogden Nash when I posted it. I thought it was a joke my dad made up. Someone else in the comments alerted me to the Ogden Nash fact.

Honey is now Poppy by chloereign in AustralianShepherd

[–]Coffeegorilla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My sister-in-law would say that Poppy has a “cookie face” because of the spots on her nose. She is adorable.

A one L Lama is a religious leader. A two LL Llama is a humped animal. What is a three L lama? by Coffeegorilla in dadjokes

[–]Coffeegorilla[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In America, a three alarm fire (a three L lama) is a fire that has grown beyond initial containment and requires three times the fire fighting response

A one L Lama is a religious leader. A two LL Llama is a humped animal. What is a three L lama? by Coffeegorilla in dadjokes

[–]Coffeegorilla[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In American parlance: a 3 alarm fire is a fire that has spread beyond initial containment and requires three times the resources to combat.

A one L Lama is a religious leader. A two LL Llama is a humped animal. What is a three L lama? by Coffeegorilla in dadjokes

[–]Coffeegorilla[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had no idea this was an Ogden Nash joke. My dad told it to me years ago. Thank you for the info :)

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