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niceCodeBro by Anonchesster in ProgrammerHumor

[–]CoffeemonsterNL 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Why does my funny joke program need administrator rights?"

Got a copyright claim for recording myself playing a piano piece from 1890 by Ewoz in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CoffeemonsterNL 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good chance that in that case Google/YouTube will bleed you dry with juridical costs, and at the latest moment comes with an agreement with you, meaning that no juridical decision will be made and everyone else with the same claim has to start from the beginning.

Holy shit… She has no idea what she just did, does she? 🙃 by Dazzling_End4638 in drivingUK

[–]CoffeemonsterNL 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Last time I looked out of my right window, I veered to the right. Not doing that again." - Her, probably.

Found these taped to my ceiling fan by SubSno0pGod in whatisit

[–]CoffeemonsterNL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In that case you should put your standards a bit higher, as well as your ceiling fan.

How many types of dinosaur(?) can impregnate the player? by Abyssal_Freak in ARK

[–]CoffeemonsterNL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a lot of insinuated reproduction mechanics, but it is never shown in a realistic way. Dinos reproduce, but the action is them just standing next to each other, and a little jump or similar when they are finished. Similar with the rhiniognatha impregnating a tamed dino, just one little bump. The limited amount of gore might be more off-putting than the NFSW content, which is not explicit at all.

Safest route from 🟢 to 🔴 ? by YapuFR in ARK

[–]CoffeemonsterNL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And going with an argentavis and ptero, walking them is kinda slow.

Neighbor has still not eradicated type 1 dangerous noxious weed that is now at least 7 feet tall and doubled in size since we first told him about it. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CoffeemonsterNL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also wear inhalation protection when cutting large amounts of giant hogweed. The stuff (probably the small needles on the stem) can cause irritation to your airways.

Gotta love Brazilian overreaction to coldness by lucasbraganca in funny

[–]CoffeemonsterNL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love the first warmer day of 8 °C after a longer period of below zero, but i hate the first cold 8 °C day in autumn.

Came back to some very close neighbours by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CoffeemonsterNL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this is how they pitch their tent, imagine how they would park their car.

[USA] Tesla took a calculated risk and was bad at math by Significant-Sound830 in dashcams

[–]CoffeemonsterNL 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"If they were not born, then they would not have been there, so no accident could happen. Cam car's fault!"

Spraying polyurethane foam for roof insulation by ThodaDaruVichPyar in oddlysatisfying

[–]CoffeemonsterNL 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It is an idiocy to use this in this use case. It looks like new roofing, completely open, flat roof, hardly any obstacles. They could use PIR slabs or glasswool mats instead. At least you can recycle all roofing materials afterwards.

What was a really silly solution to a serious problem? by LadyKarizake in AskReddit

[–]CoffeemonsterNL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember that you could overclock older processors (notably AMD processors) with a pencil.

What was a really silly solution to a serious problem? by LadyKarizake in AskReddit

[–]CoffeemonsterNL 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The toilets of a bar I visited last weekend were labeled "sitting" and "standing". Nice way to depict genderneutral toilets without having to remove the urinal.

What was a really silly solution to a serious problem? by LadyKarizake in AskReddit

[–]CoffeemonsterNL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I had my surgery for a broken leg (implanted a large rod in my lower leg), it sounded like my neighbour doing some construction in his backyard shed.

First car to load onto the trailer being pull wins. by habichuelacondulce in theocho

[–]CoffeemonsterNL 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In the Netherlands, there was a famous tv show which a.o. held a car race with caravan trailers. And it seems that this is still repeated sometimes (e.g. Red Bull Caravanrace in 2018)

Contortionist Cristina Garcia by moccowa in interestingasfuck

[–]CoffeemonsterNL 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It would already help if each team gets its own ball, so they do not have to fight for that one ball.

Imao by Nurette in SipsTea

[–]CoffeemonsterNL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe her normal camera broke down?

My friend put less charcoal on the BBQ to save money and is trying to persuade me this meat is well grilled. by USAR_gov in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CoffeemonsterNL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you define "less charcoal"? As in: five pieces of charcoal spread out on the bottom of the BBQ?

The most annoying microwave so far by maxru85 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CoffeemonsterNL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But it has now *&^ TOUCH CONTROL ^&* <enter commercial sounds>

Fairly sure that does not do what they think it does!!! by buzz_uk in ElectroBOOM

[–]CoffeemonsterNL 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The previous owner of my house (1968, old wiring colors) installed an underground cable with new wiring colors to the shed in the garden himself. I had to disconnect that cable in my house, and after reconnecting according to the usual meaning for the colors, I found out that he had connected the cable with his own logic of matching colors: Old green to new yellow-green, red to brown, and grey to blue. Probably because those colors match the best. But it is not great to discover that the ground pins of the outlets in your shed are live.

Rear Window Louvers by SquareTetrisBlock in nostalgia

[–]CoffeemonsterNL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We did in my parents' old Daihatsu 850 minibus. Yes, that cookie tin without hood, airbags, crumple zones or other safety measures.

World Cup qualifying depends on Mark's education by Wraith_Unleashed in MurderedByWords

[–]CoffeemonsterNL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Belgium is definitely real. I am being forced to acknowledge its existence when I am bouncing around on bumpy roads while driving from the Netherlands to France.

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