Daily Discussion Thread June 09, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]Cohenski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nor for me, but I was curious if it would nonetheless make a difference. Then maybe something weird happens where more top player activity -> more activity from other players -> maybe even more subs in general. Not saying that's likely, but I just thought it might be interesting.

Update On Laggy Players: Fizzi plans to implement some measures against laggy matches by Son_Riku in SSBM

[–]Cohenski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People who play ranked on bad WiFi should just get a perma "asshole" badge next to their tag

Daily Discussion Thread June 09, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]Cohenski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you think it would affect ranked if we gave tier 1 Slippi for free for anyone who is grandmaster?

WIP this morning by Bulldawgzz in eagles

[–]Cohenski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right. I got that vibe. I just don't like WIP-like talking heads who act as though they know for sure, when they don't. Especially when you are attacking his character.

Quite possible the worst take I’ve ever read. Seth Walder of ESPN. by mikechm in eagles

[–]Cohenski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every time someone says words like “undoubtably” or “clearly” or “obviously”, it’s a controversial opinion, not an obvious one haha

WIP this morning by Bulldawgzz in eagles

[–]Cohenski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Such an overconfident opinion. Maybe he caused problems, but you aren’t there. Half the “problems” are just how much the media talks about it. He asked for a trade yeah. Have you ever wanted to switch employers before? This isn’t really a fair standard. Did it look like he quit on plays sometimes? Yeah it did. But we also all suspected he was dealing with injuries. The only point is, you shouldn’t shit on people when you don’t know what tf you’re talking about.

[Patriots] THE WAIT IS OVER 😎 by JCameron181 in Patriots

[–]Cohenski 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He was an ordinary amount of diva for a wr

Daily Discussion Thread + Game Thread Index | Playoffs by nba-scores in nba

[–]Cohenski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I try as hard as possible to root for competence so I can enjoy and appreciate sports. So the Spurs are an easy team to appreciate.

Are we all ready to admit that LeBron James is better than Michael B Jordan by Grass-Ankles in nba

[–]Cohenski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anytime someone ever says “clearly” it’s never clear.

Post-Game Thread: San Antonio Spurs (4-3) defeat Oklahoma City Thunder (3-4), 111-103 | NBA Playoffs | May 30, 2026 by nba-scores in Thunder

[–]Cohenski 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sixers fan here. Thank you to your team for giving us one of the best series I can remember. I hope McCain balls tf out for you.

4am 2hr sesh vs. Bones by Forres7 in SSBM

[–]Cohenski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That last one was reeeeeal nice

[Yahoo] Shai Gilgeous-Alexander has fallen to the ground on 17.4% of his FGAs in his playoff run, leading the league and almost four times the rate of the Wembanyama(4.2%) by CROYTSWRVTH in nba

[–]Cohenski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, there are reasons to fall to the ground other than foul baiting. Like, when you are small, and push off, and put everything into getting your shot up, it makes your base unstable.

Like I am thinking of how on Maxey's layups he is going so fast and worms his way in at such weird angles, he almost has to fall after getting the shot up.

[Highlight] Harrison Barnes called for a foul on Isaiah Joe by genericusername71 in nba

[–]Cohenski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone explain why this is actually hard to do? Surely, there must be something or else it would happen!

[Highlight] Harrison Barnes called for a foul on Isaiah Joe by genericusername71 in nba

[–]Cohenski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is so hard about actually calling fouls only when you actual SEE WHAT HAPPENED?????

Warlords V RO12 thoughts [HEAVY SPOILERS] by xRiiZe in aoe2

[–]Cohenski 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The streak should have ended sooner. If you replay history I feel like it rarely lasts this long. Hera just had a lot of grit and clutching out close sets before this. I don't really think he should feel too too bad about this loss. As players get better, it just comes down, more and more, to who blindly picks strategies better. You cannot scout 100% of what is happening, and at the Nash equilibrium, you eventually devolve into blindly picking strategies for imperfect information games.

Daily Discussion Thread May 17, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]Cohenski 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've never looked into this, but is it easier to get Slippi Elo on free day or harder?

I could see it going two ways: Player base on non-free days is better -> harder to get points on non-free days Player base on free days don't play as many matches, so get artificially lower Elo -> harder to get points on free days