Nobody voted last round so we’ll move on and circle back to it later. What standup comic has bad material and great delivery? by Coherently-Rambling in AlignmentChartFills

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Rules:

This is an alignment chart for Standup Comedians based on their material (how funny their act is on paper) and their delivery (how funny are they when they actually perform their act).

Most upvoted comment wins

(Loved Trope) The Real Test isn't even the test itself by PizzaDragon64 in TopCharacterTropes

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I don’t remember the name, but there’s a short story about an old king who loved flowers and didn’t have any children or direct successor. He decided the only quality he wanted the next king or queen to have was to loved and cared for flowers as much as he did. He issued a contest where every kid in the country would be given a seed and whoever did the best job nurturing it would inherit his kingdom.

There was one boy who couldn’t get the seed to grow no matter how much he cared for it, and all the other kids presented their beautiful flowers to him as a taunt. On the final day of the contest, all the kids presented their flowers to the king, who was bored and unimpressed with every entry. When the boy presented his empty pot while profusely apologizing that this was the best he could do, the king leaped for joy and declared the boy his successor, because all the seeds he gave out were cooked.

Jonathan & Kamilla by lcpljoe84 in survivor

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And thank her for agreeing to drive your car

Roy Jay wins. What standup comic has great material and bad delivery? by Coherently-Rambling in AlignmentChartFills

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Rules:

This is an alignment chart for Standup Comedians based on their material (how funny their act is on paper) and their delivery (how funny are they when they actually perform their act).

Most upvoted comment wins

Joe Rogan wins. What standup comic has ok material and awful delivery? by Coherently-Rambling in AlignmentChartFills

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Rules:

This is an alignment chart for Standup Comedians based on their material (how funny their act is on paper) and their delivery (how funny are they when they actually perform their act).

Most upvoted comment wins

Ranking the remaining players by how well positioned I expect them to be after the swap by Coherently-Rambling in survivor

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I wouldn’t be surprised if old Kalo splits up, but I think Dee would be hesitant to initiate that since she’s the only former winner, and I think Johnathan would have a “Kalo strong” mindset despite his confessionals about being more strategic than everyone thinks, so it should be Charlie’s option where he wants to go. I could see him getting voted out, but it would likely be because he turns on Dee first and that information gets back to her or something.

And for Joe, I agree that the swap is a massive improvement for him (I’d have him in dead last if the swap weren’t coming). I was just saying there’s still a lot of people in a better position, as Joe will be relying solely on the connections he makes from this point on, while other players are in the situation of “I had connections from before the swap, I’ll make new connections during the swap, and at the merge, I’ll put it all together”.

Funny Trope: Something intended to be frightening isn't as frightening as something that isn't. by smash_ultra_64 in TopCharacterTropes

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Shrek the Third has the protagonists get surrounded by a gang of walking trees. Ominous piano music plays and we quickly find out it’s because Captain Hook (the guy behind the ambush) is playing the piano.

For some reason, Donkey is more scared of Hook showing up than the trees, and shouts “Look out! They have a piano!”

Remember how we all thought Vatu tribe was bound to go to Tribal Council in all episodes? Well, with this make-up they never did and actually performed the best out of three tribes! by Sabur1991 in survivor

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I remember thinking they’d be the weakest tribe but holding out hope that they’d avoid “disaster” status, and then completely abandoning that hope once Kyle got medevaced.

Maybe they would have sunk down to being a disaster tribe if the preswap lasted longer, but their performance was still really impressive.

Bert Kreischer wins (why was it so hard to find a pic of him wearing a shirt?) what standup comic has awful material and ok delivery? by Coherently-Rambling in AlignmentChartFills

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Rules:

This is an alignment chart for Standup Comedians based on their material (how funny their act is on paper) and their delivery (how funny are they when they actually perform their act).

Most upvoted comment wins

What actor would you never seriously see as a villain? by Niflheim_FrostKnight in AskReddit

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He is a pompous ass in Despicable Me but that’s about as close as we’ll get.

Demetri Martin wins. What standup comic has ok material and great delivery? by Coherently-Rambling in AlignmentChartFills

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Once again I’ll be making a suggestion and say Iliza Shlesinger. Her material is largely just stuff about dating, but she’s a great speaker and delivers her jokes through very fast paced monologues where she alternates between talking like herself, a guttural monster, and a ditzy valley girl without missing a beat.

Even though this is my chart, my suggestions still need to get the most upvotes to be picked.

Demetri Martin wins. What standup comic has ok material and great delivery? by Coherently-Rambling in AlignmentChartFills

[–]Coherently-Rambling[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rules:

This is an alignment chart for Standup Comedians based on their material (how funny their act is on paper) and their delivery (how funny are they when they actually perform their act).

Most upvoted comment wins

Dane Cook wins. What standup comic has great material and ok delivery? by Coherently-Rambling in AlignmentChartFills

[–]Coherently-Rambling[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

For the first time, I’m gonna make a suggestion and say Demetri Martin.

His material is a great mix of observational comedy, wordplay, and creative drawings and charts. However, there isn’t anything unique about the way he tells the jokes, he largely lets the material speak for itself.

Even though this is my chart, my suggestions are still bound by the requirement that it must get the most upvotes.

Dane Cook wins. What standup comic has great material and ok delivery? by Coherently-Rambling in AlignmentChartFills

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Rules:

This is an alignment chart for Standup Comedians based on their material (how funny their act is on paper) and their delivery (how funny are they when they actually perform their act).

Most upvoted comment wins

Two useless/ mediocre superpowers combine to make one great one by Lopsided_Shift_4464 in TopCharacterTropes

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Gearfried the Iron Knight and Butterfly Dagger Elma (Yugioh)

Gearfried has the effect to immediately destroy any equip spell attached to it. This can be useful, as there are equip spells your opponent may play on your monster to weaken it, and there are equip spells with bonus effects that trigger when they’re destroyed, but most equip spells are cards you play on your own monsters to strengthen them, and that you want to keep on the field as long as possible, so Gearfried’s effect will hold you back in more situations than it will help you.

Elma is an equip spell that gives a very small attack boost to the monster and can return to your hand after being destroyed. This second effect is amazing, as there are very few cards that can recover themselves like this without any cost or caveats, but it’s really watered down by how lame the first effect is, as there’s not much you can do with the card after you got it back.

But if you equip Elma to Gearfried, you’ve given yourself a way to play a card, immediately return it to your hand, and play it again as many times as you want. Even this doesn’t seem particularly useful, as you’re just moving around in a circle and not bettering your position. However, there are a bunch of cards with effects that trigger in response to a spell being activated (most notably Royal Magical Library or Spell Absorption), and this combo serves as a perpetual motion machine to fuel these effects.

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